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Boss
Welp, im sorry kids....
But.....I can't keep Leblanc open anymore. There's not enough coffee or money flow for the place to keep running, the place is closing it's door until I can get enough for for a refurbishing.....
-Reaper-
I see...
Shiza_Salad
I'll keep it open, in your memory.
Onii-Chan
That's...I dunno what to call it. Btw, there are still people in the closed cafe sooo...
Boss
@Shiza_Salad
Like I said, it can't be kept open. The costs are way too much for me to handle....
Shiza_Salad
I can keep it open, I said...
Mako-chan
Well I mean there is no money in the Nexus. There's no one you have to pay to keep the shop open, so like... Closing is kinda unnecessary.
Shiza_Salad
What Mako-chan said.
Boss
@Mako-chan
Do you understand what I have to do to keep that place running? Grounds, water, and repairs don't fall from the sky!
Shiza_Salad
*cough* ...Demon magic... *Cough*
Boss
@Shiza_Salad
DEMONIC MAGIC GON PAY DEEZ BILLS BOY!?
Mako-chan
Half the people who visit your cafe can repair the café with less than a snap of the fingers. And they can make the coffee materialize too.
Unit_Spectre
You know I can supply you with money and some people will like to go here. I do work for the govenment.
Shiza_Salad
As a matter of fact, yes.
Mako-chan
What bills? Who charges you? Just let the taxmen come and we'll kill em!
Shiza_Salad
Yeah! I agree. Who the hell taxes us, anyway?
Boss
I still have to pay expenses for being sued all that time ago, I have other customers besides you guys you know......because were connected to other realities, I have to deal with their rules, I have an entire list of exchange rates and currencies, I basically made the economy, if I keep taking bribes and using them for bulk purchase i could destroy economies!
Tsugumi-Chan
I have a ton of money from bounty hunting and being a hero, so I can help provide if need be, Boss.
Shiza_Salad
What we're trying to say is, we can keep the place open. Don't shut it down.
Unit_Spectre
*he hands Boss four stacks of 10k yen*

Again I work for the govenement. I get this much a week.
Boss
Fine then, next time the collectors and billmen come around you can fork over the cash. Same with the families who are still distraught over having drank coffee with.....*boss shudders* in it
Boss
You are also now in charge of cleaning up after yourselves at the end of each day.....

*Boss brings a mop, a broom, and a vacuum, along with various other cleaning supplies and items to restock* you guys are gonna spend a week doing what I do daily, as well as restocking
Shiza_Salad
Then that settles it. I'm opening the new Leblanc. See ya later!

*Walks off*
Unit_Spectre
Aye aye Boss!
Tsugumi-Chan
Yes sir, Boss! *she salutes*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Fug you mang. I made my own. It'll be better than yours @Boss.
Boss
@Shiza_Salad
Boi we starting a turf war?
Shiza_Salad
Yes. I'll fight you. "Leblanc Turf War: Straight Outta the Nexus"
Boss
@Shiza_Salad
What're we basing it off, GTA or Jet Set Radio?
Shiza_Salad
What's the difference?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Boss
Jet Set Radio is actually fun ;)
Shiza_Salad
Oh shit, shots fired.
Shiza_Salad
This is a gang war now. Watch your back, or I might stab ya.
Boss
I might skate by on my sick skates and spray you with spray paint
Shiza_Salad
This is war.
Boss
Time to advertise
Shiza_Salad
I'll win. I will do everything you do, but better. I'm you but stronger.
Nexus
It's me, I'm the one you all pay taxes to.
NotIgor
Eff the authority
Tsugumi-Chan
Sorry tax machine broke