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Don't even think about doing anything weird in my classroom
Or else I'll make sure you're gonna get on Kamoshida's shit list
Ok.
oh no
oh no
oh no
*Jacks off to a picture of Lady Ann in a swimsuit*
You're first in line, have fun, I heard Kamoshida has a thing for cats
Oh, Kamoshida has a cat fetish, does he?
No promises.
Oh, he'll take care of you.

Maybe that loser Akira will stop requesting me for his damn back massages if the cat's gone
NO MASTURBATION IN CLASS WE DO THAT IN GYM

I SENTENCE YOU TO POLISHING BALLS AND CLEANING MY SWEATY CLEATS
This is why I don't like school...I wish I could really be in this class tho. ;)
So, you're saying you want me to polish your sweaty balls? I'll be right on it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Take the cat's owner with you as well, I saw him making shitton of lockpicks during my class the other day.

Kids these days smh
KAMOSHIDA IS BACK BABY
MAKE DADDY HAPPY AND HE'LL LIGHTEN YOUR SENTENCE OK
@NoJackingOff Miss Teacher, is this school all up for Equality? I'm a ten year old in a wheelchair after all. You did it to the cat...
Is it masturbation if I take pleasure in hurting Myself? It's not as edgy as you think, when you due enough it just feels relaxing.

If you feel good then it is jacking off.

Head straight to Kamoshida's office, he might help you
@NoJackingOff
NO MOMMY YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

*Performs Sudoku*
@NoJackingOff I don't know where that is. I'm new to this "school".
Oh no, it's school, my weakness! ;-;
@VioLight12 You say being 2 hours and 29 minutes late.
I'm always late! :')
@VioLight12 You were also late to the shit show that was kamoshida.
@VioLight12 I wonder if it's a good thing or a bad thing he took Mona. I'd say bad.
Cats in school are a no no
*Hibki sits in a desk reading a book* Oh is something happening?
WERE GETTING MARRIED AND ALL OF YOU WILL BE OUR CHILDREN
but kawakami... ily