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Bonas cafe
While Leblanc is... Closed, I decided to open up a small cafe until it.... Reopens, nya!
*Enters the freshly opened cafe*
Hi there! What an I get for ya?
*Enters, lost in thought* Hey, Bona. Nice place...
*Hibki walks in.* Hey Bona, physic demons suck. Tomorrow is bless right?
A beer....
*medea comes in* hello, mr. bona. Dahlia-sama has told me about you.
*Kirby walks up to the cafe and opens the door, excitedly*
Poyo!
*passes geralt a beer* There ya go.
....is that Kirby?
Dante enters*

Dante: Smells like chocobo in here.
Oh, hey caster. How's it going?
"Aw... he looks cute. Almost like a living pillow..."
*Byakko appears in her human form* Hi everyone! I'm back.
Well when y'all have Psi abilities, it's not so bad hib.
Oh, hey rom.
Sam
*Sam portals himself and his entire corner from Leblanc into Bona's café*
Hey everyone. Don't mind me. Just dropping some stuff off.
"Im doing good. Dahlia-sama is waiting patiently for her newborn children..."
Hey Dante. What's up?
*Kirby walks up to the barista and floats slightly off the ground so he could be seens eye to eye. He then moves onto the counter and opens his mouth wide as if to ask for food*
....Sam why did you bring an entire corner of Leblanc into my cafe?
*Takes a sip* What happened to Leblanc?
Yeah, but more importantly, HOW?!
Hibki: I should be prepared for a lot of instant kill tomorrow huh? I should equip null bless tomorrow.
Huh, ya want food little guy? *snaps his fingers and a buffet of food appears in front of kirby*
Sam
It's just the corner booth from Leblanc X that I like. I don't see the problem.
I'm happy for her. Her and reap are gonna be great parents.
DUDE ITS A CORNER
"Dahlia-sama called me about it earlier. Apparently, someone blew it up, then another person dissintigrated it... this boss guy cant seem to catch a break, can he?"
Well Leblanc kinda..... Went kaboom.
*Kirby inhales all the food and then smiles innocently while pushing his body down (Crouching?)*
Ayy!
Definatley hib. It's a good thing you don't use curse skills.
Sam
Not the full corner. You're blowing this out of proportion.
I have no idea what your saying, but if you're thanking me for the food, then no problem. *he smiles at kirby*
My theory is, after all types of demons have been defeated, the one behind this will show themselves and try to kill everyone, I'm gonna need help on that day.
Dante: Seems like this place is lively! A good place to rest.
That doesn't make it not a corner!
That's logical.
Sam
It could be worse. I could have brought the entire corner of the building and left the rubble here. Instead, I just brought my booth.
*Looks at Hibki* Do you hunt demons?
I mean, OK, but we have plenty of booths here, yang know.
Ooc: ya not yang
Yeah, it's a weird job to have while still in high school but it's the only thing I really can do.
Ooc: now auto correct loves yang for some odd reason.
It's a good thing. I hunt demons too...
Ooc: I know right?
Byakko: Can I have some steak please, well done like always.

Hibki: I'll have one too, the same as hers.
Sam
Yes, but none of them are my booth. I like my booth. I upgraded it to hold my spare parts for when I enhance my arm.
*medea sits at the table and looks at kirby* "well... aren't you a cute fellow?"
*Kirby takes a nap, as usual*
*Enters*
"Ah, hello mr. Reaper. How are you today?"
I'm waiting for Dahlia..
*gives Hibki and Byakko well done steaks*
There ya go you two, Nya.
Hi Bona.
"She still needs to let them be born. All we can do now is hope and pray for their safety..."
They're gonnya be fine, I know it.
*Gets a text about when the kids born*
1 hour....
Sam
Hmm? So Medea is here as well, is she?
I'm sure you'll be a great dad reap, nya.
Both: Thanks!

Hibki: Wait has it been nine months already?
*Fiddles around nervously with his notebook and mumbles* Let them be okay, let them be okay...
Dante: what kinds of food do you serve here? I'm peckish
I serve anything Dante. Ask, and you shall receive. As long as its not really really complex.
*From Rom's phone* They will be fine. I am sure of it. What I am worried about is you. You seem stressed...
I'm fine... All of this Nexus and time travel stuff is messing with my head...
Ooc: as an fyi, if im here and you see quotation marks, that usually means medea is here and not me.
Ic: "it least it wont take too long."
Maybe i should text her...
*Walks up and streches his (arms?). He then opens his mouth towards Bona again, as if to ask for more food*
Poyo!
Reap, you worry to much, Nya.
Oh, ya want more Kirbs? *another buffet of food appears for kirby*
She needs to know about when it happen....
Sam
*Sam observes Medea.*
Dante: I think I shall have a steak, well please. Oh and a root beer if you have it.
"Yes? What is it?"
*a root beer and a well done steak appear in front of dante* There ya go!
*Texts her about it*
*Walks to Bona* Can I have a steak, medium well please, with some green tea...?
Sam
*Sam spins his screwdriver around* before unscrewing part of his metal arm*
The Witch of betrayal, Medea, correct? Well, I mean, it is, but I'm just being formal.
"I do not prefer that title. if you want to talk to me, please call me caster."
Dante: Thank you sir!
Sam
Caster. Medea. Does it matter?
................
Any news, Reaper?
Not yet......
"*sigh* fine... just dont adress me by that... dirty thing ive become known for again..."
*gives rom his medium-well steak and green tea*
*texts back* ok, see you soon after its done.
......
Thank you! *Sits down at a booth*
*Goes back to fiddling with his notebook*
"Please mr. Reaper. I understand you're anxious about this... but everything needs time to be done..."
*Dante finishes his meal* Ah~ Delicious!
Reap, it's gonnya be okay.
Sam
Heh heh heh. I'm fine with that agreement.
And what if not? ......
Dahlia is a strong person, she's like a sister to me. I know she can handle this. So quit worrying. *pats his back*
*Fiddles a bit more nervously* D-don't think like that, Reaper...
*Thinks in his mind* I still have to find that mysterious person at the future....
*medea starts painting the saber figures she modeled in leblanc*
Sam
I'm surprised you're not asking about who I am, Medea.
*Checks the time*
"Dahlia-sama has told me about you as well. So? What do you want?"
Sam
Well, that takes the fun out of things. I was going to joke on about being Archer. Ha ha ha.
"Trust me, sam. I know an archer when i see one..."
*makes himself a hot cocoa*
Sam
*Sam shows his wrist bow.*
Never judge by appearances. Well, I wanted to meet you.
*Summons and jumps into a time portal*
"I see. So i heard rose is archer's master, yes? You wouldnt happen to know her, would you?"
Sam
Yeah, I do. Unlike her brother, I won't hide that fact. No point in it.
*Hibki and Byakko turn to each other and have their own discussion*

Hibki: Who would even send demons here anyways?

Byakko: I dont have a clue.
*eats his food and takes out his laptop* That's better...
*Enters*
"Ok. Im kinda curious what kind of archer shes paired with..."
Sam
I'm not that kind. Still, I am impressed with you. I underestimated your patience when I sent the Twins after you yesterday.
Yo Issac. Sup?
*Sits down in a booth*
Hey Bona.
I'm fine.
That's good.
Ya want anything?
*Hibki yawns and stretches* What now? I kinda want to do something, to bad there's nothing going on at the moment.
A coffee....
*gives Issac his coffee*
Well if ya want hib, I have a mini arcade in the back.
*Chiho walks in with her hood on, texting on her phone. She sits down in a booth, putting her phone away and waving at everyone*
Hey guys!
*Looks up from his laptop* Really?
*Sits next to Chiho* Hi!
*she keeps painting the models to ease her stress*
Yes rom, really. I get bored too.
Wasn't questioning your boredom, but cool! *Goes towards the mini arcade*
Sam
Ignoring me won't help, Medea. I was going to tell you a clue about who Archer is so you can look out for them, but if you really don't want it...
Heya. Can I get some coffee?
And how are you? *Smiles at Chiho*
"Im listening..."
Welp I'm off! *Hibki runs into the arcade*

Byakko: Same old Hibki. *Byakko digs through Hibki's bag that he left behind and gets out his 3DS and starts playing a game*
*gives chiho a coffee* There ya go, nya! Also alot of people were turned into nekos and I was one of them, see? *he points to his cat ears*
Now then... What to do first?
Sam
Here's the hint: He's right behind you.
*Hibki's ears twitch excitedly* Ohh, I'm getting on this Tetris machine though!
Really? Cool!~ And I'm doing just fine, Isaac!

*She takes her hood off to reveal her pink cat ears, and sips her coffee*
"If you're just toying with me..." *looks behind her*
*Touches her cat ears* Cute!
Dante: Nekos hm? Interesting...
Sam
*A bullet comes flying in from behind Medea*
*she ducks* "what was that?
Byakko: Huh, I wonder if this game is like what Hibki went through? It's weird to play this.

Hibki: Damn it, game over oh well.
I REQUIRE MY THIRST TO BE REPLENISHED BY A MANLY PROTEIN SHAKE
*gives chiho head pats*
Sam
*The bullet rebounds back at Medea. Sam drinks a glass of water*
*gives kamoshida a protein shake* And can you please not yell in here?
*dodges* "what the heck?"
Dante: *very casual amidst the chaos*
Sweet! They have Rush Hour! *Runs over to the cabinet labeled "Rush Hour"*
*From Rom's phone*
That is a sentence I never thought you'd ever say...
*She closes her eyes and smiles*
Nya~ that's really good!
Sam
*The bullet continues to rebound at Medea. Sam typing something on his arm*
*Continues to touch her ears* Glad you like it.
*smacks away the bullet with her staff* "quit joking!"
Hmm. *Hibki notices a game with a gun controller and starts playing that*
*gives chiho more head pats*
Sam
*The bullet bounces of her staff and rebounds back at her*
For the record, the skill is called magic bullet. It's gonna keep going until it hits it's target.
*joins in on Neko petting*
*Plays Rush Hour and eventually gets a game over* Whew, haven't played that in forever! Cal, what's my time?
"If you think im after the grail, think again..." *gets hit by the bullet and immediately heals the wound by hugging the argon coin*
TOTAL TIME: FOURTY MINUTES AND THIRTY SIX SECONDS
*Byakko's ears perk up when she notices the head pats* Maybe tiger features aren't as good looking as cat features.
Yeesh, I'm pretty rusty... *Starts looking for a new game*
*She blushes and cuddles Isaac out of neko instinct. Looking at Isaac, she still smiles*

You can stop now! That's good enough.
Alright *smiles*
OOc: Four not forty, jeez
Sam
I think Archer is. Also, Rose doesn't know about this attack. I'd for her and Dahlia's friendship to be ruined over a misunderstanding.
*Pets Byakko*
*stops patting chihos head*
Byakko: Can I have head pats? Even though I have tiger features and instincts I still like them.
*pats Byakkos head from afar by using a portal*
*Byakko purrs at the head pats*
Byakko: That portal makes it creepy, I don't care keep it up.
*continues petting Byakko*
Thanks for the head pats and stuff, that really relaxes me.

*Sipping her coffee, she goes back on her phone*
*keeps petting Byakko through the portal*
You're welcome! *smiles at chiho*
BITCH SUGURU KAMOSHIDA YELLS WHERE HE WANTS SUGURU KAMOSHIDA IS AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST
Dante: A gold medal in screaming maybe...
"My ears..." *she covers her rining ears*
Seriously, I wanna keep this place as calm as possible, please stop.
Sam
How annoying.
*Chiho yawns and lays down on Isaac's lap. Soon enough, she falls asleep*
*Watches her sleep*
Awww, that's cute, nya.
Dante: One of my good friend's is a Neko. I wonder how he's doing...
Huh. That's cool.
WHY IS EVERYONE SO ANNOYED

LET'S PLAY VOLLEYBALL I'LL FIT YOUR MUSCLES
Sam
I'd rather not. Science is better than Volleyball.
"My head..."
FUCK THAT EGGHEAD SHIT YOU NEED TO BE FIT TO WIN EVERYTHING FOREVER
*Looks at Bona* What's cute?
"Ugh... everythings pounding..." *falls out of her seat in pain*
Sam
Do you even Science?
Dante: I'm assuming not.
Ugh... Another headache... *Puts on his earphones* I forgot these were there...
I wasn't listening..... so i don't know.
SCIENCE IS FOR OUT OF SHAPE NERDS
"Ugh... medic? Anyone?"
Why do you need medic?
I think her ears need medical attention...
"Everything hurts... its pounding..."
Sam
*Sam puts his arm back on and throws healing crystal at Medea*
YOU WANT MOUTH TO MOUTH BABY
"Make it stop... please make it stop..."
*An alarm comes on from Rom's phone*
CREEP ALERT CREEP ALERT HIDE YOUR CHILDREN
Cal, I get you're trying to help, but that wasn't necessary. You're draining the battery too. *Turns off his phone*
Sam
Someone turn his voice off
YOU NEED TO TURN ME UP I'M GIVING THIS PLACE PUBLICITY
"Ugh... it hurts..."
....
Hm...
I think I know what that pain she's feeling means.
Bona you didn't answer my question... What was cute?
Oh, sorry I blanked out. I meant chiho laying on you. So cute, Nya!
Yeah.... *Blushes a bit*
Ooooh, do you like chiho? *smirks*
Sam
So Isaac. Chiho or Lucifer?
Well...... *looks nervous*
*looks ready to smack Sam in the face*
*Looks at Sam* Chiho
Come on, I know you do. I can tell it from your face, Nya.
Wait what did i say?
Sam
So, it's like how Bona and Naho love each other while still being a part of you threes little "Harem". I understand.
*Looks at Bona* I......
I am not part of the harem.....
You pretty much just admitted it! You like chiho!
Quiet!
Quiet!
Sam
*Sam brings up a clip from Leblancs CCTV of Isaac flirting with Lucifer on his holographic screen and enlarges it*
You're not? Could have fooled me.
That doesn't mean that i'm part of it.... i just played with her...
*Sighs and looks at Bona* Guess you found out....
Sam
You and Dahlia both did some playing with her, didn't you?
*Sam drops his screen between Issac and him, the video stopped, expecting some kind of an attack*
Just mind your own business..... *puts his hands in his pocket*
Sam
No-one reacts to anything any more. It's boring.
*Sam sighs, dismissing his screen*
Oh, that reminds me. I'm thinking of starting up a buisiness while I'm here.
*Chiho wakes up, yawning and putting her hood back on*

Nya~ Sorry for sleeping...
*Looks at Chiho* Hi.
*telepathically to Issac* Don't worry, your secrets safe with me.
Hi Isaac...

*Slowly getting up and leaning back into the booth, she blushes*

D-Did I sleep on you? Sorry, it's an instinct...
I didn't mind it...
*Telepathy to Bona* Thanks.
Sam
GIn: Blanked
Sam: If they don't want an information broker, It's there loss
You don't mind it? I don't hear that often.

*She pulls out her phone and looks on Twitter*
It was kinda good i guess.... *Looks at Chiho*
*thinks to himself* Oooh, is he gonna confess?
Good? What do you mean by that?
Watching you sleep.....
Why? I wanna know.

*She puts her phone away and looks at Isaac, curious*
Uhhh...
*thinks to himself* OOOOH HES GONNA CONFESS!
*thinks to himself* OOOOH HES GONNA CONFESS!
You can't explain? I guess that's fine then.

*She gives Isaac one small head pat and hugs him*
Ooc: stupid double post
Sam
*Sam is smirking*
Well i can explain....
*She lets go and looks at Isaac again, the same curious face. It's obvious she wants to know*
It was good because i love you!
*Thinks in his mind* I did it.....
*telepathically to Issac* You did it!
*Telepathy to Bona* Yeah....
*She blushes at his words and looks away from Isaac, embarrassed*

U-Uh... Well, I k-kinda like you t-too...
Sam
Well, I can sell this video. I wonder how much I could get for it.
*telepathically to Issac* OMG, she has a crush on you!
*Looks surprised* You do?
*Telepathy to Bona* Looks like!
*Looking back at Isaac, she nods*

Y-Yeah...
Uh that's good...
Well, I gotta go now!

*Her phones rings on cue, and Chiho quickly runs out of the cafe*
Bye!
*Sighs and sits down on a booth*
Sam
Reaper or Dahlia might pay well for theirs sons first confession of love in this time period. Oh. Or maybe Lucifer. She's at least named after the strongest demon ever, so she must have a lot of money to pay for this stuff.
*starts writing on a notepad* New ship!
What are you doing Bona?
Oh, I have a notepad that I like to write ships on! Now, what should your ship name be?
No idea Bona....
I got it! Chisaac!
Sam
Well, when you think of one, tell me. I'd hate to have an unfitting label for this video.
Sounds good i think....
Alright, Chisaac it is! *writes the ship name and what it represents down*
*he enters, arm bleeding, though he doesn't seem to notice it....* Hello, everyone.
*Sigh* After this she will ignore me....
Woah, snowed, you OK dude?
Ooc: snowe not snowed
*he looks at Bona confused* Huh? Whatever do you mean? I'm fine...
Sam
You know you're arm is bleeding, right?
Dude, you're bleeding.
I think he knows....
Huh? My arm is-- What.. How did that happen?! *he grabs his arm* Water Rune, Kindness Drops... *his right hand glows and in a brilliant blue light, his arm is healed, no scars showing* How did I not notice that...?
*he sighs* It was probably caused by that fossil beast I fought on my way here... Nasty things..
Wow, you fight alot of fossil beasts.
Fossil Beasts quite abundant. More so than Killer Slimes... Wish I was able to get more rune pieces, though...
OOC: *Fossil Beasts are quite abundant
Sam
You can heal and attack. You've got everything you need.