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Ohya
Celebration of Life
Ohya stands outside Crossroads with yet more beer in her hands, and she begins yelling, obviously drunk.

"Hey, everyone! Since this Naho person died, like for real, with no chance of reviving, y'know cuz that's what death is, I figured it'd be a nice gesture to throw a Celebration of Life for them! C'mon inside! Heheh, *hic* Let's get wasted."
Bonafied-Monafied
*Hops into the Crossroads*

I don't know who that is but I'm down and ready for any celebration! And to get drunk, I want to get very drunk. Give me all the beer you got cause I'm ready to blackout and do things I'll soon regret!
Bgammax
*Gamma walks by when he hears Ohya's obviously drunk yelling*

Wait, someone died again? I mean.,, I don't really drink, but I guess I can stick around and try to make sure nothing explodes. I mean, this isn't LeBlanc so what's the odds of it exploding, right?
Onii-Chan
Ooc: Let's celebrate with a wonderful cake! https://thepilgrimagechurch.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/20150627_175528.jpg
Ohya
"Ish fine... this place ain't gonna blow up! Someone's body did, so we've *hic* met today's quota."
Onii-Chan
Ooc: This was obviously meant for the one who died. If I wanted to insult Ohya, I would've chosen a cake that included being drunk.
Enigma
The bird sails down and skids into the bar. "Yeah, life! Living is great! It must suck to be that dead body, but who cares when you've got beer?!"

...or so is what you gathered from all that squawking and flapping.
Broccoli
RIP Naruto side character, nyu.
Onii-Chan
Ooc: You're now a friend of mine @Broccoli.
Migrant
Did someone say party!?
Aishiomi
The edgy morse coder walks into Crossroads with beer in hand. "Let's get drunk for a body that exploded. Because without beer there's no life."
Broccoli
I'll sit on Onii-Chans lap anytime, nyu
Yugi_Muto
The Shadow Realm is truly too good for them. I wish their soul well whever it is now.
hazama
I eat ass.
Yugi_Muto
How many?
Bgammax
I hope it was at least a pretty explosion. Not one of those lame "poof" ones. May as well contribute after all.
Migrant
I hope it was a fireworks explosion.

*The one thing that can bring a Mig and Gamma together.*

Man we should sort our differences out sometime in a way that's less deadly.
hazama
Or you could kill each other :thinking:
Bgammax
*Gamma looks around, apparently embarrassed*

W... Well... If you play children's card games.... There's a shop that opened nearby.
Ohya
"*hic* Well, the more people die, the more excuses we have something like this. *hic* Which means more excuses for me to get shitfaced in a socially acceptable manner..."
The_Judge
*A honorable judge walks into the bar.*

I here by sentence...

This party to be off the chain!!!
Broccoli
Don't kill each other, nyu

I need subjects to rule to rule the world, nyu
Migrant
We could kill each other, but I've promised Robin to try not killing Gamma. At least until Robin's out of options to try and rehabilitate him.
RED-chan
Don't kill the girls, I need wives for my harem.
Yugi_Muto
Challenge him to a Shadow Game.
Akechi_Kun
*Akechi looks inside crossroads and says*
I'm not gonna die for sure, i'm gonna be alive!
*after this statement he walks away with a smile on his face*
Broccoli
Take me, nyu. *Jumps in REDs arms*

Let's rule the world together nyu
Bgammax
*Gamma looks around at Ohya*

Honestly, I kinda thought you were the kinda person who just got drunk period. I guess you're more responsible than I thought.

*Gamna then casts a sideways glance at Mig*
I honestly have no idea what you mean. I'm better than I have been in a while, and I told Robin such too...
*Gamma shrugs*
Well, I guess that really is just like him though.
Migrant
.... The both of us can tell you're anything but better. You're like the guy who's resolved to go out with a murder spree and suicide.

Except in your case it seems to be turning into a villain and making us fight you.
Bgammax
Ok, first off I have not attacked you or anyone else unprovoked. In fact I keep asking if we could not fight.

Second, I feel like we've gone off topic. Or maybe looped back to the original topic? Either way this doesn't seem like the best time.
Ohya
"Of course, I am a very responsible *hic* adult after all."

Ohya smiles as she starts pouring another glass of beer for herself.

...She's too drunk to notice there's no glass in front of her, and she's just pouring beer on the counter.
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and watches Ohya pour for a moment before getting up and finding a glass for her*
You think you might have had a few too many? I mean, I won't stop you but you don't look so hot.
Ohya
Ohya sets the bottle of beer down and glares at Gamma.

"Oi, that's rude, *hic* I'll have you know *hic* many people find me hot."
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*

It's an expression. For saying you look unwell, or sick. I'm no good of a judge for appearances
Yugi_Muto
>Finger guns at the drunkard.

Yes. She does look super special awesome!