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Bonas cafe 2: Caffeine boogaloo
Well, this cafe is destruction proof. Nothing can break it. This is gonna be a thing.
*enters and sits on the booth*
*sits at the counter, ready to take orders.... Past midnight... *
*enters and mutters under breath*
They never learn
*leaves*
*looks at bona and im still a 7 year old*

hey bona how cute do i look as a 7 year old
From a scale of gruntilda to adorable, you're KAWAII!! (11)
Ooc: Kawaii
oh.. *hugs bona*
Boner cafe.
*hugs her back*
*The Templar enter*

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU TO CEASE YPUR ACTIONS YOU INFIDELS!

*Destroys the door*
Quit it grammar.
*the door still stands there, unbroken*
Ribbit.
*approaches noticing the broken door*
It begins
*goses into the storage room and takes out a door*
*fixes the door with the new one*
Ohya stumbles into cafe that cannot be destroyed.

"*hic* H-Hey.... Is this the new Mary Sue cafe? I need... more beer... how much ya got?!"
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there? Did you know pedophilia is a pretty heavy crime?
*sighs and hides in a box waiting for the crazyness to stop*
...why is Chris Hansen here?
I am Groot
*Chris Hansen hands the naho in the box to trusts Child Protective Services officers and the police men*

Don't worry young child, you're going to be with your parents soon and away from the predator.
... my parents are dead.. they abused me and i can protect myself
Because this is cafe Boner.
Grammar STOP
^ I am Groot
Never.
^I am Groot
That is unfortunate for you but don't worry. You will have a foster family and a forever family in the future that will treat you right and give you the childhood you deserve. I am going to talk to the predator now about the legal charges.

*Chris Hansen then allows supportive and kind CPS workers to talk with Naho and get them into a better home.*
CAFE BONER!
...

wolf: *Enters* uhhh... what are you all doing my little sister.. and i am a adult
TAKE HER CHRIS!
*Chris Hansen turns to wolf*

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there? Your litter sister is a minor wondering around in a so called; "Boner Cafe" and she must be put in protective custody until legal actions are settled. Please provide legal documents saying that you are an adult and the legal guardian of Naho.
GRAMMAR SHUT UP OR I WILL NOT USE PROPER GRAMMAR
"*hic* H-Hey...wait a minute..."

A drunken Ohya looks around the cafe, her eyes look deader than the owner of this account.

"YOU PEOPLE AREN'T JAPANESE! WHERE AM I?!”
The reason i'm here is... you know i won't tell you. Boner cafe where the neko's fuck each other!
wolf: *sigh* look this place is called bona not fucking boner.. and also i was in the fucking army.. so im taking my sister and were leaving

*uses 10 smoke bombs and both naho and wolf are gone*
If Grammar is right I'm banning all of you
Don't ban me dad
He's wrong. He's so wrong on so many levels.
I mean, you guys have gotten pretty frisky before.

If you go any further than you have in the past, I won't hesitate. Take this is an official warning, both to @BonafideMonafide04 and @naho, including all of your alts. Nothing overly lewd. I'll be watching.
"Please don't ban me officer, I'm not planning on driving this time, I swear."
Call an Uber Ohya.

Oh, and while you're at it, take some lessons on how to not be a shitty character. UwU
"Should probably *hic* heed your own advice, Hazama."
I'll beat the shit out of you
Ooc: Addios Asshole.
Ladies please, you're both pretty now put those claws away.
Well my job here is done

*whooshes away like the Masked dude from Sailor Moon*
Goodbye Chris.
*Blows up the whole cafe with some badass TNT*
*enters the place and puts orochi on the table and begins to patch up the wound*

OOC: this place is not blown up, because really can you guys please stop blowning up cafes
*Blows the cafe up*
That's like asking Akechi to be a good character
Hey! I'm housing a bunch of Akechis! They're trying their best!
OOC: i have a idea... im going to ignore the parts where the cafe gets destroyed from now on.. until i do not ignore it
OOC: It's more like asking Mona to let you go out at night.
*an*
*Tim, Splat Tim rolls in wielding dual splats shooting everything coating it all in a non removable light blue paint*
Tim, Splat Tim wins all turf wars.
Hey i'm already blue!
Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
*simples sleeps as his wounds gushes out blood*
*covers orochi's wounds with bandages*
slurpslurpslurpslurp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:eyes:
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The new porcupine on the block with the buff chest
Outta the wilderness with the ruggedness
Knock, knock, it's Knuckles, the bloat thrower
Give you the coldest shoulder
My spike goes through boulders
That's why I stay a loner
I was born by myself
I don't need a posse, I get it on by myself
Adversaries get shelved
Alright folks, that's enough. Cease the shitposting for now.
Alright i will, continue later.
What ever you say dad
Correction, cease shitposting here, I personally welcome you to make a meme topic and continue there if you wish. However I do not possess a banhammer
...
I like the way you think kid