Leblanc: Easily Blow Up Branch

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Persona

*A new Leblanc stands open however something is different. The walls are lined with a strange wood that reads "TNT" in several spots. Another new addition is that all the stoves in the back seem to have a new setting that reads "Nuclear". The decor has changed as well as new black metal balls seem to be hanging from the ceiling. A strange shadowy figure sits at the bar ready to take orders.*

Shadowy Figure: Welcome, can I interest you in a HOT coffee? Or perhaps you'd like some extra SPICY curry?

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and walks into the building, a cold air around him*

Personally, I prefer my coffee chilled. Still, this place seems pretty cool to me.

Persona

Shadowy Figure: Oh it is...Would you like anything...We have a very special drink on the menu today...

Bgammax

*Gamma looks around with a sigh*

I'll see about this special drink you're offering. Mostly curious if I'm being honest.

Persona

*The shadowy figure takes out a mysterious metal bottle and pours a clear substance into a glass before handing it to Gamma, The liquid is as clear as water and has a strong fragrance to it.*

Shadowy Figure: There you are...it's best if you spill as much as possible while you drink it...

Shadow_Akechi

What's the drink? If it's poison, I'd love to drink it.

Bgammax

*Gamma looks at the drink, somewhat concerned, and pours the entire glass on the floor*
Well, you said to spill as much as possible, here yo--

*Gamma quickly looks over to Shadow_Akechi*
Personally, I'd rather not find out. I mean, it could be alcohol, but I don't drink that either.

Persona

Shadowy Figure: Nah, man. It's good for the soul...Would a face like this lie to you?

*The shadowy figure points to its dark pulsating face with glowing red eyes.*

Shadow_Akechi

I'll have it.

Orochi

*walks in*

A tea shop. Long since I was in one.

Persona

*The shadowy figure pours Shadow Aketchi the oddly gasoline smelling liquid.*

Shadowy Figure: There you are, sir. Please do enjoy...

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and sits near the back*

With how you said it I kinda thought the drink was acid. Oh well, still more peaceful than the one without "TNT" marks.

Shadow_Akechi

*Akechi pours it down his throat.* Hmm.. some kind of liquid, akin to gasoline. Best test my theory.. *Akechi pulls out a matchbook out of nowhere and lights one, dropping it down his throat.*

Orochi

...

*turns to Gamma*

Is this normal?

Persona

*The liquid Shadow Aketchi drank was in fact gasoline.*

Shadowy Figure: Hehehe...I see you're enjoying that beverage...

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs and looks at Orochi*

Actually this is much better than normal in my opinion. Normally there's just a lot of yelling, now there's the eminant feeling of excitement, like the whole place could blow up at any second.

Shadow_Akechi

Hmm.. it seems I'm mistaken. This is, in fact, a common household form of gasoline, but enchanted in some way. *Akechi feels a warm feeling in his belly. He takes out a water bottle and slowly sips from it.*

Persona

Shadowy Figure: You should drop a match on the ground as well...You know...for good luck...

Shadow_Akechi

I would rather do that when Masayoshi Shido enters the building.

Bgammax

*Gamma looks over at Akechi and raises an eyebrow*

Shido? That politician? He always seemed like an alright guy to me. What's with the interest?

Shadow_Akechi

Oh, nothing. He's not as trustworthy as he seems, though.

Bgammax

*Gamma shrugs and looks out the window*

No one's as trustworthy as they'd like to appear. Everyone has some sort of mask they like to wear in public for the sake of their image. Its rare you get to see what they're like without it.

Shadow_Akechi

I would like the super spicy curry, please.

Persona

Shadowy Figure: Coming right up...Heh...

*The shadowy figure goes into the back and begins setting the stove to the nuclear setting as he adds an odd assortment of ingredients like a smoky gray powder and a green glowing liquid.*

Shadow_Akechi

Hmm. Such an interesting place.

Persona

*The stove begins sparking and glowing red as the curry pot has fire overflow out of it.*

Shadowy: Heh...seems like I made a small error...

Akechi_Kun

* Akechi walks in and notices that something in that place seems off, he wonders if he should stay or go, but in the meantime he decides to order something*
Persona, can you give me the best thing you have around here?

Shadow_Akechi

Hey, other me.

Shadow_Akechi

How's that grudge going?

Akechi_Kun

* Akechi notices that there an another Akechi and looks at him *
Hi other Akechi

Persona

Shadowy Figure: The best thing...Must resist...AUUGH!

*A Butterfly shoots out of the shadowy figure as it collapses to the ground.*

THE BEST THING WOULD BE OUR NEW FLAVOR OF AMRITA SODA: CAFE EXPLOSION! ITS SO HOT IT SETS THE WHOLE BUILDING ON FIRE!

*Suddenly the butterfly explodes into fireworks as can of Amrita Soda: Cafe Explosion fall on the ground and the stove explodes causing the building to set on fire. A low hissing sound can be heard coming from the walls.*

Shadow_Akechi

*Akechi sighs, then casts a strange water spell on the building, extinguishing the flame.*

Persona

Dammit! It was supposed to be a big firework show to celebrate the new flavor of Amrita Soda!

Cafe explosions are all the rage with kids nowadays!

corbin

naby: *blows up the cafe*

-Lucifer-

...How dare you.

*Conjures a table, and blows it up with Agidyne*

Now I'm satisfied. *Giggles*

Bgammax

*Gamma looks around with a sigh*
Ah explosions, this is more like the LeBlanc I'm used to seeing. Though perhaps I should be further..... Nah..

Orochi

*climbs out of the rubble*

I though the Cataclysm happened again...

corbin

naby: hey lucifer naby and bona are in the underground tavern

corbin

OOC: i meant naho not naby XD

Bgammax

Oh, Lucifer's there? Might be worth actually....
*Catches sight of Lucifer*
Never mind. Still no reason to....
Wait... H.. Hey Lucifer.... Haven't seen you in a while...

-Lucifer-

Hmm? If they desire my attention, they can come to me. *Smirks, relaxing against the ruins* This destruction is cozy.

corbin

naby: ok.. *gets a text from sanoba and soon runs off*

-Lucifer-

Oh, look who it is? I remember you. You opposed my Morgana at my palace... You're quite a loose cannon. *Hugs Gamma, smirking*

Persona

*Amrita Soda rains from the sky.*

Chaos is what I strive for!

Bgammax

*Gamma looks away and feebly tried to get out of the hug*
Y... Yeah... That incident.... I guess there's no hard feelings about...

*Gamma is struck by some of the falling soda*
Ugh.... Great.... Soda leaves this sticky stuff that never really comes off

-Lucifer-

And what beautiful chaos it is!

*Catches an Amrita Soda and drinks it. Suddenly, demons with cameras are filming Lucifer*

Amrita Soda is Demon Lord approved and delicious. Now in Red edition, for all your blending needs! *giggles and gives a moe smile. Demons return to Hell to air the commercial*

sami

*Sighs and looks at the destroyed leblanc*

why dose that place always blows up

Persona

Perfect...

My market on soda expands further and further...