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Waffenfabrik near Stuttgart, Germany
*a brawny man sits at a desk clearly pleased*
The trials were an astonishing success today. With these new weapons our führer's dream will become a reality. All we must do now, is miniaturize and mass produce the GZ-5 and victory will soon follow!
(All on the side of the nazis report here introducing your role in the war)
They better memorize the time they have left.
Soon we march on the Nexus seizing its weapons and destroying it so that only we may have them
*Gamma heelies in, full Nazi uniform*
Heil!! Soldier Gamma reporting for duty. Ready to follow orders Sir!!
Prepare to march,mein Gamma. We will soon take the Nexus und its weapons.
*he chuckles eagerly*
They won't stand a chance.
*Nyarly walks into the camp, strolling around

Wow! I wonder what this place is! It reeks of death! My favorite!
Hast du es auswendig gelernt?
Ja, herr Axel.
*MEANWHILE! Elsewhere*

"I have a bad feeling that we just became Poland..
*Nyarloli then walks up to Fuher, tripping over the weapons and causally walking away from them before speaking to NotIgor

Hey! Mr.Muscly Guy! What are you doing here?
For those of you unaware the Nexus is a series of fragmented realities merged into one whole dimension. In it, there are certain locations where a highly volatile crystalline structures form. These crystals seem to be pure cataclysmic energy. In essence they contain untold amounts of energy capable of destroying the world. We must secure these crystals and use them to destroy the Nexus before the allies have a chance to find their own way in.
*Gamma bows apologetically to NotIgor before going over to Nyarloli*

Komm Kind, sei respektvoll vor dem Kaiser, wir beginnen das vierte Reich
Little girl, I am preparing to unite the world under one ruler and destroy the only thing capable of ruining this world.
*he smiles at Nyarloli*
Trust me when I say I won't allow us to lose!
*Gamma pauses for a few seconds, before turning to NotIgor, trembling*

ERRRRR.... Wait a moment. Kaiser, if ve have these crystals for ourselves... Would it maybe be better to.... Use them to conquer the place? And NOT blow ourselves up?
Wow! Your like Hitler! Your really cool!

*Nyarly's eyes then seems to shine like lightbulbs at how awesome NotIgor is, completely stunned at his brilliance, standing there unable to speak.
Don't be silly! Memes never die!
The goal is to weaponize them, mein kommandant! If we succeed in our mission Germany will be the greatest und ONLY nation on this Earth. Should we choose to conquer the Nexus we risk multiple powerful beings threatening our perfect Reich. It is better to destroy it und conquer Earth.
*Gamma nods a few times and Heils NotIgor again*

Right mein Kaiser. Very well, I shall heed your every command as though it ver from God himself. For Kaiser und Kuntry!!
Rest well, mein kommandant. We march in three days. Until then gather your men und brief them on the mission. This is by no means an easy battle, for I see it unlikely the inhabitants of the realm ve invade will be so welcoming to their conquerors.
*he goes back into his study to document today in his journal*
Okay! Ill see what I can cook up for you Mein Futher! Hopefully it wont end like Hitler 2.0!
*Gamma salutes once more and heelies off*

Vell... I'm not much of one for friends.... But I vill see about soldiers...