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corbin
the city
OOC: still not good with topic names

*dark corbin was putting a dead body into a dumpster while grinning. it seems that dark corbin is now evil*
BonafideMonafide04
*walks up to the dumpster*
OK dark Corbin, I'm very tempted to bring real Corbin here.
corbin
dark corbin: *brings a knife to bona's neck* and what if i kill you right now
BonafideMonafide04
*teleports away*
Haha, no. *texts Corbin a message saying " Yo corbs, dark Corbin is evil for some reason."*
corbin
dark corbin: *teleport and grabs him by the neck* your not getting away from me and *takes out a phone with the text message you send* i took over corbin's body
Bgammax
OOC: Alright kids, do we wanna play, "count the possession plots" or "count the uncreative teleports"?
BonafideMonafide04
What the.... No. *teleports away again*
Alright, if I'm gonna have to beat you out of him... *his eye flashes green* ...then so be it.
Ooc: I'll GM this one, but I gotta find some fitting battle music.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: gamma whyyyyyyy
corbin
OOC: i know... but maybe dark corbin was lieing about possessing corbin
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: this kinda fits I guess
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: oh no
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: anyways....
IC: *battle start!*
BonafideMonafide04
Alrighty then, kapps, psycho Force.
corbin
dark corbin: *throws the knife at bona*
BonafideMonafide04
*update*
Bgammax
OOC: Well, since there shouldn't be multiple possession plots in one thread, we're at 3 uncreative teleports.
BonafideMonafide04
*update*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: DERN STOOPID DOUBLE POSTS
BonafideMonafide04
*the psycho force misses and the knife hits*
BonafideMonafide04
Owwww...kapps, diarahan!
corbin
dark corbin: *walks up to bona and takes out the knife and stabs her in the leg*
BonafideMonafide04
*oopdat*
BonafideMonafide04
*bona is healed, but then gets stabbed in the leg*
BonafideMonafide04
Ugh. You.. Aren't messing around huh.... Well I won't anymore either. *a swarm of Bona clones surround dark cirbin*
All: So? Which one of us is real?
*choose a number between 1 and 30*
Bgammax
OOC: Ooooh, that's a new one, clones for no reason whatsoever
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: gamma could you please not?
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Gamma, I would do this with you, but I'm too busy being lazy and checking on my thread every minute or so. Not like Fake Bomo who updates every 5 seconds.
corbin
dark corbin: wow.. you a move from naruto. all well.. *takes out a pistol and shoots bona 1*
corbin
*used not a
BonafideMonafide04
*erpdink*
corbin
*used a.
Bgammax
OOC: if only Grammar were here
*used a, you need both.
*oh well, you're clearly not intending to say everything is awesome.
corbin
OOC: a can you please just say *update* when you update and not do something random
Bgammax
OOC: You don't really need the update system for a 2 person "thread" anyways
BonafideMonafide04
*The shot hits bona 1 and... It's a fake!*
You failed the test, now you get the punishment! *the real bona knocks dark Corbin into the air and the others slam dark Corbin into the pavement, doing colossal damage x28*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: Eh, I just feel comfy using it. And I'm saying weird ways of saying update
Chan-Kun
Ooc: x28? I wonder if that's plausible.
Bgammax
OOC: Alright, insanely overblown numbers that of course mean absolutely nothing, check.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: waiiiii
corbin
Dark Corbin: *gets up and does not even seem to care how much damage that did to me*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: It's called constructive criticism.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Does not even care? Well I guess Corbin has as much HP as my laziness.
BonafideMonafide04
What the heck!? That should've knocked him out! Alright, it's time to stop messing around. Hades, megidoaloan.
corbin
OOC: no... dark Corbin just can't feel the pain
Bgammax
OOC: That last one can't really be blamed on Corbin, how else are you supposed to react to obvious godmoding?
Also *casually does x28 colossal* *gets serious and does x1 Severe* *ok*
Hundred-S
*A silver-haired man watches the fight from nearby* Quite a powerful display... this may prove to be either useful or an obstacle. You might even get your freedom because of this, Aoi. *He laughs*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: Special move, ignore you two!
corbin
dark Corbin: *shoots Bona's hand*
Bgammax
OOC: Just pointing out the obvious here. Also there's nothing special about that, you do it all the time anyways.
BonafideMonafide04
Ow, fridge. OK, now I'm mad. I'm gonna get you out of his body right here, right now.
Hundred-S
Go for it! Show them your power! *He seems oddly excited for some reason...*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: "Constructive Criticism is highly focused on a particular issue or set of issues, as opposed to providing general feedback on the item or organization as a whole." -details that tell me that this rp is full of nonsense.
corbin
dark Corbin: *smiles* come on then. show me what you got *waits*
BonafideMonafide04
*suddenly, psycho Force is used to keep dark Corbin still, making him unable to move*
corbin
dark Corbin: ok then... *is waiting for the attack*
Bgammax
OOC: Or you could have said "uses Psycho force in an attempt to prevent dark Corbin from moving." Something that suggests you aren't attempting to control how the whole RP works.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: What if this was how it was like in Hikaru's tourney? Lol.
BonafideMonafide04
Real Corbin I'm sorry if this hurts. *Uses inferno and Bonas fist catches on fire and he punches Corbin in the face so hard dark Corbin is knocked out of him*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Yes, x28 can't do that but a Red Hawk rip-off does.
Bgammax
OOC: Well, we did have that godmoding RP. That was similar, and much funnier to watch than this. So I guess if the typing was like Bona's, pretty lame.
corbin
dark Corbin: *is knocked out. but wakes up and gets up* my turn *leg sweep bona*
Bgammax
OOC: So is knocked down. Not out. Out implies you're unconcious. Which means you don't get up immediately.
BonafideMonafide04
*falls on his face*
*muffled* OH COME ON!
*gets up*
*steps back and shoots using a shuriken launcher attempting to pin him to the wall using the shirukens*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: The fuck is a Shiruken again? Also, "Shiruken" launchers don't exist.
corbin
dark Corbin: *gets pinned to the walls but I begin to use my teeth to take the shurikens out of my clothes to unpin me*
Bgammax
OOC: I think we can forgive the one typo, to be fair. But Shuriken are throwing stars. Just pointlessly adding gizmos for teh lulz there.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: This city is the only thing interesting about this rp. It has more then one wall. That must mean it's not a One-Dimensional thread right? Nope.
BonafideMonafide04
How does that even work!? Well there's still some time so.... *pulls out the knife from his leg*
Ow....
*stabs dark Corbin with it*
Bgammax
OOC: OH NOW YOU ASK HOW THINGS WORK.
Also, bet you 5 bucks he was pinned to the 4th wall. They lean on it all the time.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Do you mean because of the fact that Bona shoves in other fandoms in his rps? Also, another godmod. I can't keep track anymore.
Chan-Kun
*Fake Bona
corbin
dark Corbin: *grabs the hand with the knife and tries to make bona stab himself*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Are my eyes decieving me?! Tries and not just does?! Congrats Corbin. It's genuine. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/98/6e/4c/986e4cffe7ffb7cdd9f341cb7224d806.gif
Rom_Dolos
OOC: uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
BonafideMonafide04
*Uses psycho force to help propel the knife*
Bgammax
OOC: Adding other fandoms is far from the worst thing. I mean, its kind of annoying, especially when its obviously just one person, but on its own that's ok.
No, what I'm referring to are simple things, like "why can BOna make 29 clones, and exactly 29 clones, that's a weird number". Or "why can everyone teleport not"
Chan-Kun
Ooc: You gotta admit tho, Corbin tried. He really did. I mean, he didn't godmod.
Bgammax
OOC: COrbin has actually done pretty well this thread, I'll admit. So far there's been a reasonable explanation for all their actions, except teleporting. Obviously teleporting is something I am required to accept.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Corbin has only teleported once. His preformance is still below actual standards, but he is doing better then his buddy.
corbin
*the knife soon propels to dark Corbin's left arm*

dark Corbin: fuck. *takes the knife of my left arm and throws it to the ground*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Gamma, translate. I can't understand what he meant.
Bgammax
OOC: *performance. And its not hard to do better than Fona.
As a general rule I like to look at stories like this. "Accept the premise, whatever it is, accept the premise. And if its reasonable and consistent within that premise, its at least ok. From there you can look into more complex things. Like whether the premise is original.
corbin
OOC: Sorry. the knife that was in Bona's hand propelled up to dark Corbin's left arm.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Now we're even. Also, I agree.
Bgammax
OOC: Dark Corbin's left arm was stabbed. He had nothing to say, but wanted to say something, so he removed the knife and threw it to the floor, which is a stupid thing to do if you know your opponent is telekinetic, but it is at least reasonable
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Better then randomly overpowering them.
BonafideMonafide04
Ugh. Nothing's working....
*just kinda stands there. He might have planned something.......*
corbin
dark Corbin: *tries to punch bona*
Bgammax
OOC: Bona teleports out of the way and does some ludicrous attack they were for some reason unable to do earlier.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: "Because PLOT" Bomo4.
Hundred-S
ooc: That should be enough commentary, Gamma... although it is very true
BonafideMonafide04
*is still standing there even after the punch*
corbin
Dark Corbin: *has an idea* hey bona look behind you.
BonafideMonafide04
*still just stands there, almost lifeless...*
corbin
dark Corbin: ... *walks away from bona*
Hundred-S
This Fool is certainly an interesting one, don't you agree? *He pauses, tilting his head.* Yes, he seems to have multiple Personas. I do wonder about the other one, though. No Persona within them.
BonafideMonafide04
*bona follows dark Corbin with a creepy smile on his face*
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Because PLOT
Bgammax
OOC: I think the ability to walk is a reasonable superpower to have.
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Yeah I know, but I was just focused on the anti-climactic build up.
Bgammax
OOC: Personally I found that to be the best part. He just like, gives up and walks away
corbin
dark Corbin: *Stops and turns around to see bona* ok, that's kinda creepy
Chan-Kun
Ooc: Corbin's build-up was ok. Bona4 is the one who needs to give up and walk away.
corbin
OOC: well yeah. dark Corbin knew this was a losing battle, so he tries to leave. so that next time when he see bona, he will be ready
BonafideMonafide04
*is still following, the smile grows creepier every second*
Ooc: my phones about to die, so if I stop you know why.
Hundred-S
...This is odd. *He snaps his fingers, summoning his thief outfit*
corbin
dark Corbin: I don't know if I broke him or if he is planning something
BonafideMonafide04
*the smile keeps growing creepy*
corbin
OOC: I did something dumb.. I should have put he's and not he is
Bgammax
OOC: I mean, it works. he's is a contraction for he is. Nothing really happening there.
Hundred-S
What is he doing? Using Evil Smile? *He pauses* ...that was a joke. I can joke around too, you know. Anyway... *With a snap of his fingers, his suit turns black, complete with a black snake-like mask*
corbin
OOC: I know. but it's better to say he's and not he is
corbin
dark Corbin: *is scared and tries to run away*
Rom_Dolos
*Peeks at the fight from nearby* What the...?
corbin
OOC: I am going to wait for bona
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: my phone battery is poop.
Ic: *runs after him, the smile somehow even more creepy*
Hundred-S
Okay, that's enough. *A few shadowy snakes extend from his body and wrap around Bona* You're just being weird at this point. It's boring~
corbin
dark Corbin: *keeps running away*
Rom_Dolos
*mumbles* Oh great, he went full psycho...
BonafideMonafide04
*slices the snakes in half*
*is still chasing dark Corbin, now doing a beautiful run like a nerd*
Hundred-S
*The snakes hiss and are retracted. He narrows his eyes.* Okay, let's just gang up on this Fool. Good? Black Viper! *His snakes combine and snap at Bona. Severe Almighty*
Rom_Dolos
Please, don't kill him. Just make them stop!
BonafideMonafide04
*falls on his face*
Ugh, what happened?
corbin
dark corbin: *is now gone*

*walks out of the alleyway*
BonafideMonafide04
Corbin? I thought dark Corbin was possessing you?
Rom_Dolos
Bona! *Runs to Bona* Are you okay?!
Bgammax
OOC: I think you meant to switch those two. You should walk out before you disappear
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah, I tripped on something.
Rom_Dolos
Yeah, but you just went psychotic for a second!
BonafideMonafide04
I did? Huh.
corbin
*is confused* uhh what?
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah, dark Corbin kinda turned evil.
corbin
*my eyes widen* wait, what!?!
Hundred-S
Interesting. *The snakes go back into his body.* A Wild Card is always full of surprises.
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah, he was helping out the sword that may or may not have taken over star.
BonafideMonafide04
And then he tried to kill me.
corbin
oh god. that's not good
BonafideMonafide04
Why?
Bgammax
OOC: You seriously want an answer to why their attempt to murder you isn't good"
corbin
dark corbin. kills people when he's evil
Hundred-S
A dark side, hmm? Cliché, but makes things a lot more understandable. Why is it even called a dark side, anyways? I suppose it's in human nature to fear what is unseen... *He's just rambling at this point*
BonerStream
What a quaint locale.
Hundred-S
*One of the snakes drifts towards the Knuckledog and takes a bite*
corbin
*sits down at a booth and looks down* this is not good
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. That's not good. And I tried everything and I couldn't stop him. Only way I could stop him was scaring him off.
BonerStream
Excuse me this is my enchilada body and I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to eat me because I have emotional scarring from someone else trying to eat me and frankly I don't need this kind of negativity in my life.
Hundred-S
Understandable have a good day. Now, back to trying to get this Wild Card to actually notice me...
corbin
hmmm, wait is dark and light hero Corbin my personas... i don't know hmmm
BonafideMonafide04
*notices the silver haired person and waves*
BonafideMonafide04
That would be kinda weird.
corbin
well, they are different versions of me. one dark, one light
Hundred-S
*He waves back, then tosses a paper airplane at Bona. Inside is an address.* I don't have much time, so if you would rather talk later, you might be able to meet me at that place tomorrow. Although I may run into you before then...

*With that, he turns around.^
BonafideMonafide04
*catches the paper airplane and opens it*
Huh. OK then I guess.
BonafideMonafide04
I mean that kinda makes sense Corbin. But I would doubt it.
Bgammax
OOC: I do appreciate how Bona can effectively deduce who people are immediately after looking at them, but doubts that "good and evil corbin" are a good and evil version of corbin.
BonafideMonafide04
I don't think they're your personas, I just think they're alternate versions of you.
corbin
that lives inside of me.
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. But they don't give you powers, right?
corbin
well kinda.
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. Well I guess they technically are then I guess?
corbin
pretty much. yeah, so i kinda am a wild card
BonafideMonafide04
Huh. That's kinda cool.
BonerStream
I am the new wildcard in town where can I find the nearest lounge so I can impart my relevant and necessary wisdom?
BonafideMonafide04
I don't know dude.
corbin
yep..
BonerStream
wow what are u stinky smelly gay boy I bet you kiss girls you smelly doodoo butt do you even have teeth wow haha stinky gay boy wow.
corbin
*goses somewhere*
BonafideMonafide04
Also, corbs, you never answered my question. Why did naho and the others leave?
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. He left. *leaves as well.*