YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M NOT YOU! I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU! *He, she, it, they would suddenly explode into a cloud of darkness. Limbs and tendrils shooting out of the cloud as the smoke rises.* I'M ME NOW! *They reveal themself to be a large beast, eldritch in nature with a multitude of heads. Each one a little more disparaged than the last. Many tentacles and other thin limbs made of darkness begin swiping at the surroundings. OH SHIT IT'S A BOSS!*

GAH! CRITICAL HIT! I WAS BEATEN BY MY TRUE SELF'S UNPARALLELED EDGE! FOILED AGAIN! BUT I WILL RISE AGAIN! *Poofs. And you get XP and yen I guess?*

*I'm edgy!? Yes! Eat your heart out Dotto!*

You've all seen enough hentai to know where this is going. *The figure looms.* But it isn't my turn yet. I'm not a complete monster.

*Unbeknownst is also my alt, sorry I got carried away.*

Oh shit. Someone died. Too late it seems.

*PS: I don't ecks dee*

Y'all loopy. Just accede that my edge is unparalleled and nobody has to die or something.

*Appears in a haze of darkness* Nah B. I love your hat green fella.

*This is also a Mona alt*