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YourName
Greetings.
Good day, corporeal mortals. I grow bored today. I've decided to give you all an open forum. I want to push your buttons. Please show me what buttons to push.
Migrant
..... Hey Shaigis!!!
YourName
My apologies. I haven't blown myself up enough to be Shaigis.
TheDreemurs
*chara is there* C: M-me!? But I've changed.... I'm not like that anymore.... *they fall to their knees at the sight of themselves*
Shadow_Yu
*The other Yu walks out from the shadows and approaches YourName.* How amusing? A kid wants to push people's buttons? *He begins laughing at Your name and then smiles creepily as his yellow eyes gleam.* I think you oughta get out of here kid. Come back in a few years when you have more experience.
Shadowwaifuaigis
OHHHHH TELL ME YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!
Rom_Dolos
Buttons? I think it's safe to say you've already pushed Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start, or another variation of that...
YourName
Please, child. You of all people know you can't outrun your sins. In real life, you can't delete game files. Hmm... I think I'll stay, actually. This is more entertaining than television. TV's are fun, right? I have, indeed, went there. Maybe I have. Maybe I'll hit Start+Select next.
YourBrstFriend
Hey, I thought we were going human bowling tonight! Or was that tommorow, I forgot.
Shadow_Yu
*The other Yu smiles at YourName before putting his hand behind his head.* Not bad for a kid. Do what you want, not like I care. Also, yes, TVs are quite fun when used properly.
Rom_Dolos
Good. Have fun wasting all your lives on Contra, cause those extra lives won't matter in the long run... maybe even the first or second level!
TheDreemurs
C: I knew changing was too good to be true.... *suddenly, frisk* F: ....
hazama-but-RP
My my, if it isn't my favorite intangible force. It's been a bit, hasn't it? For the record, I can see why you ditched the NPC from before. It turned out to be a bigger disappointment then I could have ever realized, I suppose I should have trusted your judgement back then.
TheSkeleBros
*sans is there* S: i thought I gave you a bad time. oh wait, reloading.
Fourth_Yu
I'm afraid I can't be bothered by stuff like this. My only intetest is defeating all Yu's, for the safety of this world.
BanditKeith
I only do pacifist runs. In America.
YourName
I'm looking forward to it, friend. If I get any butterballs I'm killing the owner though. Have you considered using one? I mean, it's not like your friends would be around to solve the mystery. I beat Contra a generation ago. I'm all about Hyper Light Drifter right now. Don't worry, Captain Hazama. There is always another day, and another game. I look forward to the next one. I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly, I won first round. Unfortunately, Yu, it appears as things are, Golden Yu is fated to win. He's had too many NG+'s to lose. Maybe you should kill your friends and take their EXP. Or do an Accomplice run and recruit a friend... Pacifist runs have not saved you from flanderization, Steve.
TheSkeleBros
S: yeah im pretty sure i dunked on you at least once before you killed me.
YourBrstFriend
Oh, so it was tomorrow. Noted.
TheMustardOfDoom
You remind Fawful of Fawful! There for you are as Amazing as Fawful, green and yellow shirt!
Fourth_Yu
I don't believe in fate. Even the immortal die at some point, one way or another. Besides, if it's true that I can't win, they're be no point to me living anymore. Anyway I see it, putting up a resistence, no matter how futile, is the only thing I can do.c
Rom_Dolos
I somewhat doubt that... I can dig Hyper Light Drifter, but Azure Striker Gunvolt is more my thing...
ShadowBona04
Did someone say human bowling? I'm in. I've done pretty well in my past.
Ina
OK I literally just finished the pacifist run I think my game is glitched.
-Unknown-
Man! Why does this place have to be filled with a bunch of losers bent on destroying the world or whatever. It's done like every week, can you give everyone a break? Well me being here contradicts that. Well sucks to suck. *They disappear*
Shadow_Yu
*The other Yu smiles but also puts his finger to his head as he tries to clear up what YourName just said.* Friends? Huh...Oh, you mean those people from before the Nexus. I almost forgot about them. To be perfectly honest though, there's no fun in using the TV method. I'd much rather do things myself, much more fun that way. Especially with some of the tricks I have up my sleeves now.
Shadow_Yu
Don't know what that guy's deal was. If the world was destroyed then that'd be an end to my fun. I'd rather preserve this world for as long as possible...
YourName
I'd say we're about even. Anytime. We can always just use humans as pins. I'm glad my fashion sense is catching on. By all means, fight on. Just know that there will eventually be at least one villain you cannot defeat. I question your tastes, pixelated knight, though I shall respect them. You should try it sometime. Justice is as dead as your loli girlfriend after all. Sorry not sorry. I'm not doing anything. If anything I'm on vacation. Somewhat. My current vessel is having fun with you all as is. I like this you, Yu. I wish you were my vessel.
hazama-but-RP
Well, the world ending certainly wouldn't be the worst outcome I can imagine. Though, I'd much rather keep it around to fester a bit before ending it for real, I'd have to not be in it too. Certainly can't deprive the next world of my wonderful presence, now can I?
Shadowwaifuaigis
Hmmm.... Interesting...
Fourth_Yu
Oh? *4.Yu readjusts his glasses and looks at S.Yu* Then it appears we have a common goal. You're aware of the threat that is Yu... us, right? Maybe we can aford a collaboration against the one with the gold card? *4.Yu extends his hand towards S.Yu while looking at his eyes. He stands with both feet apart, one pointed towards S.Yu and the other the opposite.*
-Unknown-
*They appear again.* By the way green guy, your hat sucks. *They disappear again...*
ShadowBona04
Nah, that's the other me. I hated that (censored).
BonafideMonafide04
Can we not go there?
YourBrstFriend
Isn't that what human bowling already is?
Spectrum
Skyla suddenly arrives.
hazama-but-RP
Wow, how rude. If you're going to talk big, at least stick around to hear what I have to say. The nerve of some people, I tell ya.
Mettataton
M: OOHH no. Nope. Not dealing with this today. A: Aren't you supposed to be dead? Or is that just that yuki guy?
Shadow_Yu
*The other Yu looks back to the fourth Yu with a somewhat bored expression but still fakes a smile.* That weird Yu with the golden cards? Can't say I'm too interested in fighting them, they're rather obnoxious but I have much more important matters to deal with. The original Yu that existed in this world must be brought to justice, after all. *The other Yu seems to smile more as he says this before continuing.* Nothing personal against you, I just don't have the time right now.
Spectrum
"Hm? What's going on here?"
Rom_Dolos
Fair enough... Opinions can be very strange sometimes, but I will respect yours as well... If you'll excuse me, I have a fourth wall to check up on...
bluehairedemo
Who the hell said I should die?!
Spectrum
"...May I please be told what is going on here?!"
Fourth_Yu
Heh... *4.Yu puts two fingers to the bridge of his nose.* Isn't it ironic how we both have the same goals, but we still end up as enemies in the end?
Spectrum
"...COULD SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Skyla yells reaaaallly loudly. Seriously, could someone answer her. She's confused.
Shadow_Yu
*The other Yu throws fourth Yu a side glance before walking off into the shadows.* You once told me your own world was destroyed by another Yu, right? Seems your memory is rather poor but I suppose that doesn't matter too much anymore. *As he enters the darkness, the other Yu disappears.*
BonafideMonafide04
Madness. Madness is what's going on.
YourName
I've destroyed the world enough to have my fill of it. It's much more fun to ruin happy endings. Despair is fun, isn't it? How cruel. Can you kill the rest of them for me, doll? I'm tired of seeing redrawn avatars. We have already went there. Protagonists are extra points. I'll never die. Probably. It might be fun if someone tried. Fourth walls are for vacation homes. ...Someone had a bad day at the saloon this week. Hello, human. I'm just chatting with my friends.
ShadowBona04
Well once I have the chance I'll try. I got some buissness with others for calling me "Edgy".
Fourth_Yu
Heh. *4.yu smiles at S.Yu for a brief second, but quickly frowns after his disappearence. 4.Yu walks into the distance, sword in hand.*
Nyx_Avatar
"Hey! I heard Yuki was asking who wanted him dead! Don't feel too bad about it, Door-kun. I'll let you be my seal any day!" [Fingerguns Yuki.]
Rom_Dolos
Why limit yourself to vacation homes? Walls labeled with the sacred number 4 can be the gift that keeps on giving in many more places...
ShadowBona04
And by try I mean killing the redraws, your pretty cool. I wouldn't wanna kill you.
-Known-
*Appears in a haze of darkness* Nah B. I love your hat green fella.
Spectrum
"Ok... I think I prefer Bona's description for this." In the distance you hear random angry yells, and then random tears, and basically what might as well be the most random set of extreme emotions randomly appearing. "Well, fuck. That's a 'shadow' version of me... Isn't it." Skyla sighs. "I DON'T NEED A REMINDER OF HOW CONTROLLED BY MY EMOTIONS I CAN GET AT TIMES, I'VE ALREADY ACCEPTED IT, GOODBYE SHADOW ME!" The shadow!Skyla then dissapears.
bluehairedemo
*He slow turns to the Nyx Avatar.* ... You have ten seconds until I Megidolaon you to hell.
hazama-but-RP
OOC: Haha oops, That's like the first time I've done that My my, someone sure is confident. Maybe sometime I'll try killing you myself, hm? I can't say I've ever fought something intangible before, but they always say there's a first time for everything right?
FemBFMF04
*is dead*
-Known-
Y'all loopy. Just accede that my edge is unparalleled and nobody has to die or something.
Laharl
Which hell? The one I rule is kinda in a war right now and the sudden appearence of a deity might upset things, a little.
-Known-
Oh shit. Someone died. Too late it seems.
-Unknown-
*They appear above the obvious impostor most likely made by someone to jab at my character. That's low man.* Hmmm... nah! You're not me at all.
FemBFMF04
*from the grave* THATS CUZ UR THE ONE WHO KILLED ME!
Nyx_Avatar
[Nyx Sighs.] "Oh, Door-kun-doki-senpai-chan! Is it so hard for you to understand how I feel? Is it wrong that I crave to see you become a grand seal to keep me from killing everyone as your life slowly drains from your body?"
Spectrum
Skyla then shoots the figure. "Yeah, yeah, right. Sure, if it means you don't retaliate to this."
Spectrum
"WAIT A SECOND! WHY IS THERE A NYX AVATAR?! I THOUGH MINATO SEALED NYX AWAY!" Skyla then starts shooting Nyx as much as she can.
YourName
Homes aren't really my thing. I prefer more empty places. Aren't you edgy, though? Embrace the edge. Maybe you can form a team with Gamma. It should prove interesting to me as well. You could always try killing my vessel... Although that wouldn't be fun, would it? Oh. You died again. You should really be more careful. I'm not a diety. I'm very much the opposite.
YourBrstFriend
Oh and also, forgot to mention. Am I bringing the cookies or is that you?
Laharl
So, uh, is everyone here part demon or something? They just attack whoever they want and only ever care about themselves.
-Known-
YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M NOT YOU! I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU! *He, she, it, they would suddenly explode into a cloud of darkness. Limbs and tendrils shooting out of the cloud as the smoke rises.* I'M ME NOW! *They reveal themself to be a large beast, eldritch in nature with a multitude of heads. Each one a little more disparaged than the last. Many tentacles and other thin limbs made of darkness begin swiping at the surroundings. OH SHIT IT'S A BOSS!*
Spectrum
"Eh, I don't really care about what you are saying right now Chara, I'm pretty sure that the Nyx Avatar is more of a threat." Skyla keeps shooting the Nyx Avatar.
Nyx_Avatar
[The bullets simply fall to the ground as they hit Nyx.] "Hey! That's mildly irritating, please stop or I'll be forced to ask again politely."
ShadowBona04
Well I am pretty edgy I guess, but I'm not a huge fan of anyone here, including gamma. Only people I like are the people that kill.
Laharl
I was referring to the embodiment of all evil, or so he claims.
Spectrum
"...WTF!" Skyla just looks at the eldritch tentacle monster.
YourBrstFriend
Oh, nyx, you up for some human bowling tomorrow? I have to say, I'm pretty good at it.
hazama-but-RP
Your vessel is of no interest to me anymore, a walking shell that denies it's true self is simply boring. You on the other hand, I can imagine you and I getting along quite well.
-Known-
You've all seen enough hentai to know where this is going. *The figure looms.* But it isn't my turn yet. I'm not a complete monster.
BonafideMonafide04
Oh hey, it's dead me. Hi dead me!
YourName
Oh. Well this escalated. Let's enjoy this, best buddy. I'll get my vessel to bring the cookies. He has quite the salary.
Nyx_Avatar
[Nyx looks back over at the strange flower.] " I don't know who you are, but you know it, boi!"
FemBFMF04
*from the grave* YO!
-Unknown-
Heh.... heh.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Man that's fucking lame! It's no surprise you don't actually know WHAT I am. I'll give you a hint.... it's impossible for you to exist if you are what you say you are. It's more like you do know who I am and just hold a petty grudge over me over some stupid shit.
Laharl
What if i'm, like, 50% human, can I still join?
Spectrum
"...NOPE I AM NOT HAVING THAT STUFF WITH THE TENTACLE MONSTER HAPPEN! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT DOES, I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN!" Skyla just dissapears, I guess?
YourName
Lastly, "Hazama-san", I have ditched that doll. I have a new vessel now. I'm sure you would call it... a plot twist.
-Known-
GAH! CRITICAL HIT! I WAS BEATEN BY MY TRUE SELF'S UNPARALLELED EDGE! FOILED AGAIN! BUT I WILL RISE AGAIN! *Poofs. And you get XP and yen I guess?*
Shadowwaifuaigis
*eats popcorn* I have no idea what is going on, but this is getting good.
Rom_Dolos
No, not really... Plot twists should be... what's the word... surprising? Anyway, that wall... *Walks away*
-Known-
*PS: I don't ecks dee*
YourBrstFriend
*looks at nyx* Just a fan. Love your work by the way.
-Unknown-
Yeah I knew they were just an attempt to mock me because "Oh he's so edgy"! Honestly you're kind of the edgy one here but hey who am I to judge?
-Known-
*I'm edgy!? Yes! Eat your heart out Dotto!*
hazama-but-RP
Hm. Hey, from one edgelord to another, Mr. Hooded Figure. Denying your edge is an almost sure sign that you're edgier than you can possibly know. Not only are you edgy, but you're a coward as well. How perfectly fitting for one who won't even show his face, right?
-Unknown-
Good one green egg! Next I can say you're just a pathetic excuse for a living creature buuut that's just too easy. And why does every hate the hood?! Don't kids like this shit?! Oh, forgot I don't give a shit about that.
Nyx_Avatar
"Edge is just a natural part of life because death is edgy as f***!"
-Unbeknownst-
The true villain here is unbeknownst to its prey.
hazama-but-RP
Oooh, scathing. In truth, it's hard to call me living, you know? I'm just a mere pawn in the game of someone greater. Tragic, I know. Still, at least I have the guts to put my plans into action, which is more than you can say considering all you've done is sit on the sidelines and pretend you're a threat. Whatever, it's not my business how you spend your ever-so limited time on this earth. Do as you will, but I have a breakfast to go eat.
-Unknown-
... You know this was kinda fun at first... but now the posers are kinda pissing me off. THE ACTING IS REALLY BAD! Wait, there's probably a kid under there, that explains a lot.
-Unbeknownst-
The only thing under here is my dick, which is more than I can say for you.
-Unknown-
Oh green egg! About pink haired girl... you plan on using her huh?
hazama-but-RP
[Hazama is halfway finished with a batch of boiled eggs, and finishes swallowing his third one.] Hm? Pink hair, pink hair... Oh! The NPC. Nah, that thing is pretty much pointless now. If you've got some evil plans in store for it, I recommend finding something else to work with. It'll only disappoint you.
-Unknown-
Nah... I already got a little slave of my own. But I like helping people. So what do you say to a little... deal? Consider it a wish of sorts.
hazama-but-RP
I try to make it a policy not to make deals with hooded figures after my last experience, but go ahead and tell me whatever you're planning.
-Unknown-
It's not as fun if I just tell you everything! Still I always grant these wishes. Killing someone, leveling a city, you name it! But I understand if you don't like people with hoods, strange bias but I get it.
-Known-
*This is also a Mona alt*
hazama-but-RP
Well, last time I did I ended up getting almost killed by some bitch with glasses on. It was a rough day, you know?
-Unknown-
Yeah fuck people with glasses! ... That's what we're talking about right?
-Known-
*Unbeknownst is also my alt, sorry I got carried away.*
YourName
I hate everyone mutually. May I get in on this deal?
-Unknown-
OOC: Haha no worries! Though it was kind of annoying but water under the bridge.
-Unknown-
Ooohhh. Can't do mass genocide kiddo. It's not that I can't do it but it takes sooooooo long!
YourName
I already killed everyone once. I'm more interested in ruining everyone's happy ending this time.
ShadowBona04
Killing is fun.
-Unknown-
You know what! I like this kid! A bit crazy but I like her! Tell you what, I'll give you an ending you'd like.
YourName
Indeed.
YourName
Oh? Is it a tragic one?
-Unknown-
Well tragic for some people maybe, but trust me. You are going to love it!
YourName
I'll look forward to it, partner.
ShadowBona04
Yeah, I usually go on a killing spree every month or so to keep me from going insane. Oh wait, I am insane. Guess it's just a force of habit.
-Unknown-
Don't thinnk of me as a partner, but more... a friend.
Mona
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKWADS IS IMPERSONATING ME!?
YourName
Allow me to correct myself... I look forward to it, friend.
ShadowBona04
*looks at unknown and your name* ......wanna see who can float the longest?
-Unknown-
Now you're on the right... uh... what's the term you use? Not into video games.
ShadowBona04
I'd say route.
YourName
Route is correct. There will be no H-scenes in this game, however. Only tragedy.
Mona
I DEMAND A FUCKING ANSWER AS TO WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! WHO THE FUCK IS -KNOWN-!?
-Unknown-
I'll assume that means Happy-Scenes.
ShadowBona04
I'm guessing that means slot of characters dieing. Sounds like alot of fun.
YourName
Hello kitty. Have you ever clawed out a throat before?
-Unknown-
Well I got places to go and cafes to burn.
ShadowBona04
Well, he almost killed that idiot bona. Good job on that, by the way. If only you used a trick he didn't know about.
Bgammax
*somewhere else in the world, Gamma shivers* Why do I get the feeling something really, REALLY edgy happened without me?
Shadowgear
All of the edgy shit happens when you're not here.
John_Cena
{A Rift would open behind Shadowgear's head and Head would pop out.} Are you sure about that? {Head would Rift away and appear in a Rift beside Gamma's head.} Nobody shall ever out edge you, worry not, oh, Kami of the Sharp Edge. Your followers know where that good shit is.