Gets: A minuscule bottle of happiness Inserts: Aflac Insurance.

I’d be totally fine, I’m covered due to AFLAC QUACK!

Is it bad I was expecting something else?

<i>A white duck slowly waddles up to the middle of the battlefield and takes a look around, it then opens its beak as if about to quack, what is said next is so loud everyone can hear it.</i> Aflac! Quack!