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Soupicide
Magical Soda Machine game
Premise: You are in front of a soda machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back! Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......" I'll start here and then follow on to give you the idea. Inserts: Paper _____________________________________________________ Gets: Paper Cut Inserts: Orange
SilentProtaganist
Gets: Orange Marmalade Inserts: Coffe Can
TogoSystem
Gets: Don Juanito, the wanted coffee bandit of Mexico city inserts: Folded together and used piece of Gorilla Tape
(edited by TogoSystem)
Soupicide
Gets: An angry folded gorilla Inserts: MacBook Air
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: wind Inserts: first aid kit
Soupicide
Gets: +15 HP! Inserts: A stink bomb
SilentProtaganist
Gets: Pneumonia Inserts: Used tissue
AnthonySullivan
Gets: a cold Inserts: The edge of glory
Minato_Yuki
Gets: Sharp knives Inserts: Depression
SilentProtaganist
Gets: Anti-depressants Inserts: Anti-depressants
Ryuk
Gets: depression Inserts: a self-murder kit
LordHelix
Gets: death Inserts: The helixian bible
Pancake_Knight
Gets: All hail the Helix Fossil Inserts: Pancake
SilentProtaganist
Gets: Pilsbury Dough Boy Inserts: An oven
Soupicide
Gets: An E-Z bake oven Inserts: A magical soda machine
Bgammax
Gets: everything Inserts: A wrestling ring
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: HULKAMANIA, BROTHER! Inserts: Detective novels
Soupicide
Gets: A Nancy Drew figurine Inserts: A Shido
Bgammax
Gets: A lawsuit Inserts: my heart
Masaydaddy_Shiders
Gets: A lump of meat inserts: a ship
Bgammax
Gets: Kazuya x Tatsuya Inserts: a bank
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: A woefully low amount of credit Inserts: Two can dine for 7.89 coupon
Phillip
Gets: Half-boiled egg Inserts: Book about eggs
Soupicide
Gets: A new favourite egg recipe Inserts: A laptop bag
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: a plastic bag Inserts: memes
Hundred-S
this is copyright infringement jk, jk Gets: the DNA of the soul Inserts: Cat
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: confused meowing Inserts: a copy of sonic forces
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: No early review codes, fishy. Inserts: Phansite
Phillip
Gets: Rotting pig carcass Inserts: USB
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a dead fetus Inserts: dark souls 3
TogoSystem
Gets: Dark Souls DLC Inserts: my penis
Phillip
Gets: Nothing Inserts: Witty Banter
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: witty banter Insert: my last fuck to give
Fayth
Gets: No more fucks Insert: Magical Soda Machine
BonafideMonafide04
gets: another soda machine Inserts: ???
Soupicide
Gets: https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.213330221.5475/flat,800x800,075,t.u1.jpg Inserts: An E3 Morgana beanie
Ryuk
Gets: a p5 addiction Insert: a death note
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: Death Inserts: coupon for an early copy of Pokemon ultra moon
Rom_Dolos
Gets: An e-shop code for a glitchy tech demo Inserts: Steam gift card
Soupicide
Gets: 1 Steam level, despite buying 50 games Inserts: A forum
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a forum full of cultists Inserts: the actual body of Christ
Squiggly
Gets: A Stand Inserts: snek friend
(edited by Squiggly)
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: More than you bargained for. Inserts: A talking belt with the soul of a brilliant scientist.
Soupicide
Gets: A tattered old strip of leather that won't shut up about quantum theory Inserts: A human soul
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: An invitation to the Devil's next big party. Inserts: An orphan.
Squiggly
Gets: a missing persons case Inserts: something spooky
HahaRIP
Blasphemous
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: thunder fury blessed blade of the wind seeker Inserts: an old meme
Minato_Yuki
Gets: Dat boi Inserts: Sonic '06
emactook
Gets: Sonic Forces Inserts: MODEL 870 WINGMASTER CLASSIC TRAP Shotgun
(edited by emactook)
Soupicide
Gets: A Texan Inserts: A calling card
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: A sudden desire to turn yourself in...for some reason. Inserts: A game master with a God complex.
(edited by Shotaro_Hidari)
Soupicide
Gets: A typical D-and-D GM Inserts: Shotaro_Hidari's hat
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: M'Lady meme Inserts: the history of Japan by bill wurtz
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Confirmation that anime was indeed a mistake. All spoken in his beautiful voice. Inserts: An Idiot's Guide to Tax Evasion
Soupicide
Gets: Arrested for Tax Evasion Inserts: A Persona-summoning Tarot Card
Ryuji-Senpai
Gets: the answer to life Inserts: my will to live
Zero-X
Gets: a Persona Inserts: Data disk concerning a Z-saber and Buster shot
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: the inability to do taxes Insert: the will to do any math
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: the will to do taxes Inserts: taxes
Soupicide
Gets: A subsidy Inserts: My will to live
Minato_Yuki
Gets: Nothing Inserts: Trash
Soupicide
Gets: Me Inserts: A stale, 47 week old macaroon
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: volentold to be the class tutor Insert: absolutely no effort at all
Soupicide
Gets: An average college student's assignments Insert: A spice mix
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: spice girls Inserts: Souda (Kek)
Soupicide
Gets: A European princess running in the distance Inserts: Monika
emactook
Gets: Random weeb Inserts: Starts with the letter "F" and ends with the letter "K"
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Fiddlestick Inserts: Lampoon
TogoSystem
Gets: All the National Lampoon films (I'm so sorry) Inserts: All the time I've put into chasing after girls I can never have
Joseph-Joestar
Gets: Many years Inserts: Hamon overdrive
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Many different flavors. I prefer Sunlight Yellow. Inserts: Joker (Persona 2)
Soupicide
Gets: A phone with my own number pre-dialed Inserts: The souls of 1,000,000 infants
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Legion but it has infant faces. Inserts: Unreasonable expectations from your overbearing parents.
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: an inferiority complex Inserts: this whole country and every one in it
emactook
Gets: The title of being the dictator of that country Inserts: Overly used anime Character arc type
Soupicide
Gets: Any SAO character Inserts: My math homework
Masaydaddy_Shiders
Gets: Dog-Slobbered paper. Inserts: President-Shadowgear
Zero-X
Gets: a big gigantic wall of nothingness Inserts: Masaydaddy_Shiders
Soupicide
Gets: An inbred Masayo Shido Inserts: A dagger
Squiggly
To Soupicide’s Gets: assassinated Inserts: a skull
(edited by Squiggly)
Soupicide
Gets: A sudden urge to recite Shakespeare Inserts: A human face
3xcal1bur
Gets: a pair of cool lookin goggles Inserts: a book
Soupicide
Gets: Smarter Inserts: Morgana with a sign declaring "I am a cat!"
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: an irritating cat that runs my life Inserts: ryugi's missing brain
Soupicide
Gets: Nothing Inserts: My will to continue existing
Aflac
Gets: A minuscule bottle of happiness Inserts: Aflac Insurance.
Soupicide
Gets: Ripped off Inserts: A group project
HibkiKuze
Gets: A group of idiots Inserts: The completed project that I and I alone worked on for hours while everyone else did nothing. (Yes I am that salty about it)
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: A Jaiden Animations refrence Inserts: qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm
Zero-X
Gets: _error_ -Reality compromised- Inserts:dissapointment
Golden_Yu
Get: a sad dad Insert: The Glory of the Yuniverse!
Rom_Dolos
Gets: A cacophony of bad puns Inserts: Unlimited Power
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: unlimited power Inserts: the mental capacity of a dead orphan
Soupicide
Gets: A very bright mind. As in, it glows. Inserts: My heart, last christmas
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Regifted again. Inserts: Every explosion from every Michael Bay flick.
Soupicide
Gets: Blown to smithereens Inserts: A partridge in a pear tree
Minato_Yuki
Gets: Two turtle doves Inserts: Three French hens
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Four calling birds. Inserts: FIIIIIIIIVE GOOOOOOOLDEN RIIIIIIIINGS
Soupicide
Gets: Six geese a laying Inserts: Seven swans a swimming
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Eight Maids a-milking Insert: Nine Ladies Dancing
Soupicide
Gets: Ten lords a-leaping Inserts: Eleven pipers piping
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Twelve drummers drumming. Inserts: Another month before Christmas
Soupicide
Gets: Sadness Inserts: Your will to live
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: A sudden and convenient power boost to beat a big bad. Inserts: A Rolex.
(edited by Shotaro_Hidari)
Soupicide
Gets: Semi-rich Inserts: An IPhone EX
Squiggly
Gets: scammed Inserts: A Bell
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: The ability to think outside the bun, or the ability to live mas. Your pick. Inserts: A number nine large.
Soupicide
Gets: Ripped off Inserts: A stool
Squiggly
Gets: Snek Friend Inserts: A Giant Arm
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: sweet sweet distraction by the phansite Inserts: a soulless dead end job
Squiggly
Gets: an ok amount of cash Inserts: a pillow
Soupicide
Gets: Rested Inserts: A mini-bar
ArkadeKing
Gets:A bag of chips Inserts:A baseball
Soupicide
Gets: Executed Inserts: An old, crusty mattress
swindlesmccoop
Gets: Diseases Inserts: A foot
Soupicide
Gets: Freaked out Inserts: $26.34 in pennies and dimes
Zero-X
Gets: a 10 free gallons of chocolate milk Inserts: Monokuma(the bear from Danganronpa)
(edited by Zero-X)
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: my effing amazing anime dub monokuma impression Inserts: game theory
swat_squad
Gets: HELLO INTERNETTT Inserts: This account
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a swat squad Inserts: a target
swat_squad
Gets: A target coupon Inserts: The Hobbit movie.
Zero-X
Gets: The Lord of the rings movie Inserts:Mishima
Soupicide
Gets: Admin Privileges Inserts: Pikachu
Zero-X
Gets:electrocuted Inserts:A Z-saber(like a lightsaber, only better)
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: anime hair Inserts: Geno (SMRPG)
Phillip
Gets: Cancer Inserts: Italics
Soupicide
Gets: Wait, what the fuck???? Inserts: Whatever the next person gets
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a room with with infinite time Inserts: dementia
Soupicide
Gets: Wait, what did I get? Inserts: A dirt sock
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: A clean sock. Don't dirt it again! Inserts: Lewd desires
Soupicide
Gets: Sent to prison for public indecency Inserts: My feelings
JunesBoy
Gets: Rejected. Inserts: Lightning McQueen
Zero-X
Gets: The piston cup! Inserts: Cloud Strife
Soupicide
Gets: In a fight with a raincloud Inserts: A child
TheNarrator
Gets: A man-child Inserts: A dice
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Rolled a 1 Inserts: Ahoge
Malintent_Covet
Gets: A female pregnant dog. Inserts: A bitch.
TheNarrator
Gets: Anger management issues Inserts: A natural 20
(edited by TheNarrator)
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Automatically wins the entire campaign Inserts: Character sheet
JunesBoy
Gets: Player select screen Inserts: Life itself
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Minor Potion of Healing Inserts: Lemon
Leo
Gets: a brynhildr. Woah... Inserts: a sword
TheNarrator
Gets: A gun Inserts: A royal flush
Rom_Dolos
Gets: A whole kingdom being flushed down the toilet Inserts: Meta-cognition
TheNarrator
Gets: A broken fourth wall Inserts: a Rom Dolos
Rom_Dolos
Gets: No fourth wall at all Inserts: The Narrator
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: A voice following you arounf Inserts: Pac-man
JunesBoy
Gets: Into SSB4 Inserts: The entire Bee Movie script
TheNarrator
Gets: Jazz, you do like Jazz, right? Inserts: BonafideMonafide04
(edited by TheNarrator)
Prof_E-Gadd
Gets: a weeb Inserts: Poltergust 5000
(edited by Prof_E-Gadd)
Soupicide
Gets: A ghost infestation Inserts: A scarf
Kitagawa
- - - Gets - Cold weather Inserts - My own soul - - -
Soupicide
Gets: Nothing Inserts: Ron Weasly
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Ron Stoppable Inserts: Comic Relief
Zero-X
Gets: a Yamcha Inserts:Soupicide
Soupicide
Gets: Geez, it smells in there! Inserts: Zero-X
TogoSystem
Gets: stress inducing gifs Inserts: my rampant paranoia involving any girls I grow to like
Soupicide
Gets: An overwhelming feeling of pity Inserts: The easter bunny
Zero-X
Gets: Easter eggs, with the addition of chocolate poop Inserts:JunesBoy
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a loveable loser I find in a trash can Inserts: the loyalty of one thousand Labradors
Shyzune
Gets: a new age 101 Dalmatians rip off. Inserts: actual money, like what you use in vending machines.
Soupicide
Gets: A drink, like you get in actual vending machines Inserts: Futaba Sakura
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a shut in neet Inserts: my internet bill
Soupicide
Gets: A large debt Inserts: The debate club of your school
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: new found information that we have a debate club Inserts: super sized soupicide
Zero-X
Gets: a super sized "Geez, it smells in there!" Inserts:Hibiki and Beauty Thief
(edited by Zero-X)
Squiggly
Gets: A crashed space shuttle??? Inserts: Oh No
Soupicide
Gets: Good Heavens Inserts: Carl
Zero-X
Gets:The Carl Sagan deserves Ice Cream foundation Inserts: Said crashed space shuttle
(edited by Zero-X)
Blu
Gets: scrap metal Inserts: bag of Doritos
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Leftover orange powder Inserts: Copypasta
Zero-X
Gets: . T̸̛̮̲̙̠̳͉̳͕̍͛̐͗̆͌͞͠ͅH̷̛͕̮̥̮͔̺̤̀͛̄̀̏̀͜͝Ȋ̷̢͍͚̹̠̑͛̌̈́̓͘S̷͚͉̖̤̫̰͉̰̎̄͐͋͘͢͜ . Inserts: Headphones that are super good
ArkadeKing
Gets:Sick Beats Inserts:A tvtropes page
TogoSystem
Gets: A bunch of bullshit Inserts: Stacey's mom
FemBFMF04
Gets: something going on Inserts: a trap
Arkon_Umbric
Gets: a tarp Inserts: admiral ackbar
Rom_Dolos
Gets: Another tarp Inserts: Antidisestablishmentarianism
Soupicide
Gets: A headache Inserts: Advil
Shotaro_Hidari
Gets: Immunity to headaches. But like most power ups, it lasts about 10 seconds. Inserts: Insomnia.
Squiggly
Gets: A fate worse than death Inserts: A parasite
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: DEATH Inserts: Bepis
The_Hunter
Gets: 20 Moon scented Blood vial Inserts: 80 silver and 2 gold coins
BonafideMonafide04
Gets: Ho-oh and lugia Inserts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Micah
Gets: School Inserts: a penny
Zero-X
Gets: a presidential debate Inserts: depression mixed with hope due to not having a gf
TogoSystem
Gets: My life Inserts: My 700 dollars from an eBay sale
Soupicide
Gets: 700 dollars from an eBay sale Inserts: A debate
Zero-X
Gets: a detailed list of pros and cons inserts: J-pop music