&quot;Hey, who you calling stupid? I 'oughta kick you out here and now if you keep that up.&quot; <i>He snorts.</i> &quot;And i'm afraid no one here's named Akira. The name's Ren Amamiya, famed leader of Phantom Thieves&quot;

<i>Joker drives his motorcycle through the door of LeBlanc, backflipping and landing on the counter, squating.</i> &quot;Time to steal a foreskin.&quot;

&quot;Well if we're just makin' up names for each other, how about I just call <i>you</i> Jake Paul?&quot; <i>Ren nods in amusement, chuckling at Archer.</i>

<i>Joker shrugs and pinches the bridge of his nose, eyebrows furrowed in annoyance</i> &quot;Pretty sure you're the one who doesn't live here. And, ya know, sometimes jokes run their course? Well, your's wasn't really funny to begin with, now it's just getting on my nerves. So, are you done harrassing me or do I have to get the boss?&quot;

<i>Joker scoffs at the interaction, backflipping again to land near the ground between the two. He relaxes his shoulders and grins</i> &quot;Not my type. And I got bigger fish to fry, in any case.&quot;

They also don't let you set your birthdate past 1909. That's discriminating against people who are 111 and older and want to view the website.

<i>Joker glares coldly at Archer</i> &quot;Who the hell's Akira?&quot; <i>Ren looks away from the group to notice a news broadcast on tv</i> &quot;Damn, that Etika... someone's gotta put a stop to him.&quot;

<i>Joker drives his motorcycle through the street, hands waving in the air like he has no regard for his safety.</i> &quot;I'm going to Burger!&quot;

&quot;You are the ocean's gay waves.&quot;

<i>Because the Phantom Thieves destroyed mementos, Archer is just pointing model guns at random people in the subway station. No doubt with an aide assuring them that the guns aren't real. And the sword is just a stick he found.</i><div class='edited'>(edited by Akiraint_Coolrusu)</div>