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Broken wings (roleplay)
I woke with a aching head and no clue how I got here, echoes of slight laughter caused questions in my mind... but I felt too weak to ask them out loud, I could barely see, and what I could see was blurry, all I knew was that people were walking by, no one seemed to care that I was just laying there on the ground though, I sat up and rubbed my head, then I notice two teens, pointing and laughing at me, it was then that I realized what they were wearing: the Shujin school uniform, I started walking towards them and they start running, but, of course, I follow them to the school, all the way up to the door, where I stopped and sat down, I was exhausted, and I had a billion questions, but for now, I decided to sleep for a bit, who knows? If my friends are here, they will come check on me, I know them well enough to know that if they saw me they would check on me.
~A boy approaches tapping a white cane across the ground wearing indistinct cloths under an ornate claok his midnight hair reaching just below his shoulders and the upper half of his face concealed with an ornate mask. with his bandaged right arm at his side he extends his left arm to the boy doing an exaggerated flourish "Are you alright?" his voice seemed calm but with an affected theatric edge "Do I need to get you to safety? I thought I heard a group of foul villains attempting to bring you harm." his voice grew louder as he projected to the crowd as if making a show of it.
(edited by Kaito_Tanuki)
(The character is a boy lol)
(sorry I misread I"ll amend that))
(Its okay, and I sent that message in the chat not thinking you saw what I said,)
I wake up, met by someone I didn't quite recognise, I brush my wings off and stand up, "I'm alright, just... really confused" I replied in a quiet tone
The boy helped the stranger to his feet and briefly offered him his cane for support. "I am relived to hear it. As a Phantom Thief I can not abide such injustice. I will do everything in my power to ensure those responsible are brought to justice!" the boy only seemed ot barely know what he was talking about as he projected an affected booming voice as far and wide as he could muster. Several people in the area gave him srange and dirty looks which he seemed not to notice. Stranger still he iddn't seem to notice the boys wings.
"Hmm? You're a phantom thief?" I ask Odd, how come I couldn't recognize him? Was I laying there that long? How could there be a phantom thief I didn't know about? "What's your codename?" I ask
"Codename!?" the boy stepped back breakign characte ras he stumbled over his words in genuine surprise and confusion. Phantom thieves had codenames?! Of course they have code names! It only makes sense! He took a moment thinking of what owuld be a good code name "Of course! My code name! it would be foolish to reveal my true name to others! I am the great Phantom Thief Tanuki!" he twirled his cape dramatically again swiping his bandaged hand over his masked face as passerbies stared and talked amongst themselves.
"I work with the Phantom thieves, y'know? I was wondering why I didn't recognize you" I said with a slight laugh I was really worried for a minute there, but that calmed my nerves quite a lot
THe boy looked taken aback again. th is guy worked with thievs? no way! did he call his bluff? "You were wonderign why you didn't recognize me?"
"What's the leader's codename? Who is the second phantom thief? How do they steal hearts?" I ask I knew the answers to each, calling this guy out for being a fake really felt great,
the boy was taken aback yet again as he covered h is homemade mask with his unbandaged hand "Don't ask such foolish quesitons. THat's classified information! You won't decieve me int o revealing t he secrets of the Phantom Theives!"
"That's not it, a phantom thief doesn't go around yelling that they are a phantom thief, and a phantom thief would notice my wings, which you obviously haven't, and besides, I am waiting for some of the Phantom thieves now," I said with a slight chuckle I flutter my wings a little, they didn't change except for their size and the addition of blue highlights, they were still the same, black wings I was used to,
"Wings?! Phantom Thieves have wings!?" the bo y clutched the white cane in his hands tokeep himself from falling back as he clutched his head. the noise aro und him starting to beocme overwhelming.
"I ain't a phantom thief myself, but I work with them, also... why do they send calling cards?" I ask I knew he was a fake, but I wanted him to admit it,
He couldn't give in now he shrugged off themention of wings as best he oculd and clenched hhis hands aroudn his cane. "to announce their presence! To scare the evildoer in to a state of vulnerability!" it was intenitonaly worded vaguelya s it was honeslty a wild guess a shot in the dark.
"Wow, pretty on point for a blind throw at the dart board," I chuckled I pay attention to his bandaged arm "What happened to your arm?" I asked
The boy didn't even notice the latter half of what the being in fornt of him said "How did you know I was?!" he grabbed at his mask with one hand and his cane with the other. did this gu y actually somehow find out? "I never miss my mark! LIke any proper Phantom thief!"
"W-wait a second! You're blind?!" I asked Now that caught me off guard, what I said was a figure of speech, I didn't actually mean it, I never suspected he was blind
I HEAR THERE IS DIRTY OHANTOM THEIF SUPPORTERS HERE I SHALL GIVE SLAP
The boy had a momentary expression of shock on his face when he said that. He figured it out bthough the boy did let it slip for jus ta moment that was foolish "I see all the distrortion in the hearts of the wicked! Do not make claims on things you know nothing ab out!" he held his cane clumsily as if trying to mimic how a amartial artist would hold a staff.
Who needs a change of Heart
A man in a trenchcoat carrying a katana and wearing a fedora wanders the lonely road when he notices the commotion caused by the two conversing. He snarkily cocks his head and scoffs at the supposed Phantom Thief "Is shouting your identity to the world part of your job? It's a pretty good way to get killed, kid."
(Back online) "I do know more than you suspect, you are the fake, not me, now if you will excuse me, I have to wait for my friends, er... well... I shouldn't say friends... more like... just some people I know, I guess in a way the only people I know" I said I go back up to the school, hoping that school would be over soon and Akira would walk out, or at least Ann or Ryuji or Makoto, I lean against the doorway and end up falling asleep again,
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
*sees Haley and pokes her cheek*
(I ain't playing myself)
(Sorry)
(Its okay, common misconception(I think I spelled that right))
(So who r u playing right now)
(edited by Archer4534)
(His name hasn't been revealed quite yet, someone was able to guess but I want to keep the suspense a little longer,)
(Okay well I always play as myself)
(I do sometimes)
(Oh okay) Um sir
I turn around, "Hello, haven't seen you since the fight, I can see you are alright, how are Akira and the others?" I asked I instantly recognize him, Archer, a real phantom thief,
They're okay they r going to Lablanc for some coffee
"That's good, though I feel like I am gonna end up freaking them out..." I said I chuckle nervously and point to my wings,
Where u get the wings
"Eh... the wings aren't what's new..." I say I knew he probably couldn't recognize me, though my clothes weren't to different and my wings were just smaller with blue highlights,
Oh okay well classes is about to end want to go to Lablanc
"L-leblanc? Why does that name sound familiar?" the boy held on to his mask trying to listen in on the ocnversation.
"Sure! Let's just hope I don't fall asleep on the way, I've never been so exhausted... let's hope the coffee will perk me right back up!" I said I never had coffee for as long as I could remember, but I sure was excited to go to Leblanc, nervous as I was about seeing Akira while I was like this, "Wanna join us?" I ask "Tanuki"
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
U like Akira?
"I have known him for as long as I can remember... I don't quite remember anything from before I knew him so I mean that literally" I said I never really thought about my past, but now that I was... I couldn't help but wonder... what was I? What are we? A question that everyone thought had a simple answer...
I know Akira since I moved to Tokyo to help the *whispers in his ear* Phantom Thieves
"I am aware," I said Some of my hair flopped in my face, it was neon blue, not quite the color I expected "Oh, so my hair is blue? I expected black or red" I said (His hair is black with a neon blue highlight in the front)
(okie dokie) Well let's go to Lablanc
[At Leblanc, a young man of silver, neatly fixed hair is sitting near the counter while talking to a middle aged man. The younger one is having the best of times with the place's specialty: its curry.] This is amazing. [He would smile at the older man.] Great as always, Boss.
A young man opened the door with one hand, holding one strap of his backpack in the other. His black hood cast a shadow over most of his face. He let out a sigh and took a seat next to Yu. He let the backpack fall to the floor with a thump. “Curry, eh? The stuff here’s pretty damn good. Ya come here often?”
[He would turn his head towards the newcommer and nod.] Yes, the cYurry is fantastical. I don't lie when I say it's the best one all over Tokyo. [Afterwards he would nom his precious curry before talking again.] I do not, bYut I would love to. What about Yu?
He raised an eyebrow at the other’s odd way of speaking, but didn’t comment on it. It was probably just some weird accent. “I come from time to time. It ain’t always the most convenient place when I’m goin’ to and from school - bit outta the way - but it’s worth it.” After quickly ordering a curry of his own, he continued. “If I’m lucky, I get to see the cat here. Some kid with glasses is his owner, I think.”
"Hold that thought. My query, I can sense him..." The dark swordsman, before giving Tanooki a chance to respond, throws a katana at them and teleports away. They show up right outside LeBlanc and cut the door open. "I've come for the one known as Yu Origami on behalf of the demi-god of death."
Ah yes, Ren. He's a pretty cool gYuy even if a bit odd. [The young man finishes his curry before letting out a long, satisfied sigh. After which he orders for a coffee to top such a great experience. He's a bit of a joker too. [He gets his coffee rather quickly. The place was always at the ready after all.] BYut tell me aboYut Yurself. Everyone aroYund here is boYund to have some kind of specialty or gimmick. For example, I have gray hair.
[He quickly stands up as he sees the mysterious man who had probably studied the blade while he raised his Intelligence stat.] Who are Yu? There is no one known as Yu Origami inside.
“Me? I’m Morikazu Matsushita. I’m... not that special, I guess, unless bein’ good at punchin’ people out counts. Anyway...” Morikazu spun around in his seat and glared at the guy who sliced open the door. “Door handles exist, asshole! If ya wanna fight, take it outside. I’m not riskin’ you jeopardizing my lunch.”
The trenchcoat fedora katana man solemnly grunts as he holds his katana over his shoulders "I may have gotten the name off slightly, but the heat trace is unmistakable. Besides," He slings the katana forwards, holding it near his hip intimatidatingly "How would you know if he wasn't here?"
A girl cloaked in dark clothing sat in the corner, "That's enough" she said as she stood
Morikazu sighed. “Agreeing with that chick here. Whoever she is. Now unless you wanna fight outside, order somethin’. This ain’t a fighting ring.” After a sharp glare, he took his curry and started eating. It was very good curry.
*The door to Leblanc is kicked open as Armstrong enters holding a Pizza box.* WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES ORDERED THE PEPERONI PIZZA?
The girl sat at the bar and ordered some coffee, she seemed really cold, yet, oddly enough, relaxed.
[Golden Yu would take a few steps back.] We shoYuld not do this he- [He would raise his hand, oddly enough.] I ordered it sir. The pizza, I shall eat it.
FINE. *Armstrong hands over the Pizza* THAT'S $10.99. BETTER PAY UP, JACK.
"Mr. Katana, please take a seat" the girl said
My name is Yu, good sir, not Jack. [He hands the powerful man the right amount in yen. So that should be about 1192 yen.] By the way, I voted for Yu. Big fan, sir.
"Stop taking my name, ya trying to get yourself killed?" The girl sighed She gestured to the man in the trenchcoat with her head,
“Your name’s Jack? That’s a fuckin’ weird name.” Morikazu pointed his spoon at the girl. “My English is horrible, but ain’t that a guy’s name? Who are you, anyway?”
ALWAYS NICE TO MEET A FAN. *Armstrong gives Yu a thumbs up before heading out.* YOUR PIZZA GOT DELIVERED TO MY OFFICE BY MISTAKE. YOU'RE WELCOME, JACK. AND ALL OF YOU OTHER PUNKS BETTER VOTE FOR ME NEXT ELECTION. SEE YOU ROUND.
A short-haired blonde girl walked into Leblanc, casually looking at her phone. "Alright, siri said that the coordinates to this place would lead me..." She looked up from the screen and stared silently at everything going on. "...here..." She shook her head and took a seat, taking out a small box of apple juice and drinking it while staring at everyone else awkwardly.
"Yu, that's my name" the girl said "That Yu guy soooooo owes me" she thought "They were covering for me, sir, if you want to fight let's take it outside" the girl spoke as she stood
The man sheathes his katana, grunting "If I wanted to kill Yu, Yu'd be dead by now. The real reason why i'm here is that my boss wanted Yur response on what he thinks can be a... mutually beneficial arangement." He adjusts his fedora; Different from a white knight he pulls it further down rather than up, somewhat covering his eyebrows. He barely holds the palm of his hand out towards the listener. "If you would hear it?"
[Golden Yu gives Senator Armostrong another thumbs up as he heads out.] Thank Yu sir, also my name is Yu, jYust so Yu know! [After which he would also turn to the girl.] Are Yu also Yu? Yu mYust know of the Yuniverse then! [But then Ashely shows up.] Have we met before? I think I have seen Yu before, somewhere.
“Two Yus? I guess it ain’t an uncommon name.” Morikazu shrugged and pushed aside his empty plate. He made sure to leave a little extra money as a tip. “Bit more lively than usual. But maybe it’s because of that politician... heh. That reminds me, there was that thing with Shido and some... phantom thieves? Heh.” He nodded to the girl who had just arrived. “Oi, are you gonna stand around all day, or order somethin’?”
The girl was instantly caught off guard, she expected a fight, she didn't know what to do, she would make him mad if she revealed she was only covering for the real Yu, but she had no clue what to do otherwise, she gave a look to everyone else that told them she had no clue what to do,
[He claps.] Yu should take the deal Yu, Yu are the person he's looking for after all.
"Oh cute!" The girl hissed "I really shouldn't have done that... I am to much of a little hero" the girl thought
"I'll tell Yu more later but right now my writer has to go to school. Also I was talking to @Golden_Yu because i'm not an idiot."
(edited by Dark_Slash)
"Oh... you caught on to me faking, huh?" The girl asked with a giggle
Aaah shizz [He says before summoning the great one, the amazing Level 1 Golden Izanagi.] Here we go again then
“I... honestly I’m just confused as hell. Whatever.” Morikazu sighed and rubbed his forehead. “Whoever you are, I guess everything’s fine now. Besides the door. ... I stand corrected. How’d you do that?” He stared at Izanagi in shock.
(edited by Morikazu-Matsushita)
The persona would appear in a glorious burst of golden light. "It is I! The most powerful Persona in existence has arrived! Who is it that I must slay in the name of divine justice and lvl 1 might!"
Well I'll jYust say one word and that shoYuld be enoYugh. Right Golden Level 1 Izanagi? [He would then point at the floor.] This is Leblanc. And it's standing proYudly. Yu know what to do.
“Something tells me this is about to be a Tokyo with one less Leblanc. Eh, it’ll come back for some reason. See ya.” Morikazu waved and bolted out of there.
(edited by Morikazu-Matsushita)
"Whatever you are thinking, don't" the girl said
Lvl 1 Golden Izanagi would nod as their eyes lot up. "Yes, I shall purge this 'Leblanc' in the name of the Yuniverse! Behold, ArmYugeddon!" The persona would float upward, right through the roof of the building. A golden light would surround them until it formed a solid ord or energy. The golden light would then begin pouring down onto the building like a rain storm, tearing it apart piece by peace until the energy burned it away completely.
[After the deed is done, as it is tradition with every single Leblanc in existence since 2017, Leblanc is now gone.] Thanks a lot, Level 1 Izanagi. [He waves at it as it slowly is un-summoned.] Welcome to the NexYus, Yu. Have a nice stay. [And thus, Golden Yu continues his pilgrimage.]
"Evy, wanna fix their mess?" Haley asked A mask formed on her face and she ripped it off, a angel like being appeared behind her, the building slowly was rebuilt, (Oops, messed up lol)
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
*goes to Lablanc and oders some Hot Chocolate*
Ashley seemed to be sleeping soundly, the scrunched up apple juice box in her hands barely holding on. But soon, the box would fall onto the floor, and Ashley would wake up, scratching her head with a confused look on her face. “Oh. I’m still here. Thanks a bunch, Siri. Well, at least now I know that somebody didn’t drug my juice.”
I followed Archer to Leblanc and looked around, hoping to see Akira, "Wonder where he is at..." I murmured Haley sat beside Archer, "Hello my Hylian friend" she said in a somewhat perky voice Though she wore dark clothes, her personality switched completely when she saw him, I noticed her before she saw him, she seemed cold as ice, but now she was hyper and excited,
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
*sees Haley* Hey Haley *sees what she's wearing* what's with the emo get up
(edited by Archer4534)
jumps out of the bushes of LeBlanc and throws a knife at Archer
Haley caught the knife without much effort, which was honestly a surprise, but then I remember: before she was a phantom thief she was known to be near superhero level, she trained herself until she could take on most any challenge, she even got fast enough to dodge bullets, "Its pretty normal for me, after all, twilight means a mixture between dark, and light, when it's not dark but not light, you should know the rest" Haley said with a smirk
Okay *takes another sip* so what's the plan
"Plan? We're planning something?" I ask in a perky voice First thought was that we were gonna go after that palace again, nervous as I would be though, I wanted to go again, that place would be the place with answers as to how to get my true form back, if there were any...
Well we can go into the palace or go to mementos
"The palace, that would be the only place with the answers I need, plus that son of a- okay I need to watch my mouth before I start cussing, that jerk needs his heart changed!" I stated Haley started giggling, "Shall I message the others?" She asked She had her phone in her hand in under a minute, "Akira is gonna need to okay it, but he might be more willing, seeing as you need to go there" Haley said "I sure hope so" I said
Okay the palace it is then give Akira (not Ren) a call *pats Haley's shoulder*
Haley calls him and I anxiously wait, hoping that I would find the answers I needed while we were in there, it was the only lead I had, "Hey, Akira, are we going to the palace today? We found someone who knows a lot about them and really needs to go to that one, so... are we going? Sweet! We are already at Leblanc, so we just need to get everyone together, talk to ys later, bye" Haley said "Alright, looks like we are going to that palace" she said (I need someone to play Akira soon)
(I call him Akira too Ren is just stupid name to give him) *whispers to Haley's ear* Or u can have Akira for lunch *giggles*
Joker drives his motorcycle through the door of LeBlanc, backflipping and landing on the counter, squating. "Time to steal a foreskin."
"W-what kind of comment is that?" Haley asked She had turned really red, her eyes showed just how annoyed she was, but also how embarrassed, I was curious as to what Archer said to get her to get that look, though, it was a good thing I knew what would happen if someone made her mad right about now, they wouldn't want to do it again... I look over at Akira, "Um... that's not... quite usual... I don't remember him having a motorcycle..." I thought
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
Well u do have a crush on Akira right *whinks at her and turns to Akira* hey Akira how's ur day
Haley turned even redder, "N-no!" She stated She looked like she was half temped to slap Archer, she put her mask on to hide that she was blushing, though it didn't fully hide it,
*looks at Haley and pats her head* don't worry I'm sure Akira will steal ur heart
She was actually really cute when she blushed, though pushing her to far would get your butt whooped, she has been known to full on punch people if they didn't stop messing with her, unless they were her friends, then she would just slap them,
Well don't want to tease u too much I might get my ass whooped
Haley started to calm down, though she was still blushing, "Wait, did anyone message the others?" Haley asked "because we need to all be here before we go infiltrate the palace"
Joker scoffs at the interaction, backflipping again to land near the ground between the two. He relaxes his shoulders and grins "Not my type. And I got bigger fish to fry, in any case."
Hey Akira did Makoto Niijima teach u how to ride a motorcycle
Joker glares coldly at Archer "Who the hell's Akira?" Ren looks away from the group to notice a news broadcast on tv "Damn, that Etika... someone's gotta put a stop to him."
Uh ur Akira not stupid Ren
"Hey, who you calling stupid? I 'oughta kick you out here and now if you keep that up." He snorts. "And i'm afraid no one here's named Akira. The name's Ren Amamiya, famed leader of Phantom Thieves"
I'm sorry but Akira Kurusu is way better the that stupid name am I right Haley
"Well if we're just makin' up names for each other, how about I just call you Jake Paul?" Ren nods in amusement, chuckling at Archer.
Just so u know that Akira is only allow here since he lives here so no Rens allowed
(Oh good grief...) I kept silent, though I knew I would have to speak eventually, silence would do for now
*finish the hot chocolate and heads out* I gtg somewhere cya *goes to central street and enters the Velvet room*
I followed Archer, no reason, just Akira seemed to be in a really bad mood, course when I saw he was going to the velvet room I stopped in my tracks, "Yep don't want them to try to kill me so I will stay here" I said
Joker shrugs and pinches the bridge of his nose, eyebrows furrowed in annoyance "Pretty sure you're the one who doesn't live here. And, ya know, sometimes jokes run their course? Well, your's wasn't really funny to begin with, now it's just getting on my nerves. So, are you done harrassing me or do I have to get the boss?"
NYA! *Suddenly, JAGUAR WARRIOR!!!! appears.* I HAVE NO REASON TO BE HERE. NYA HA HA!!! Hi.
The door to the velvet room is invisible to Archer so they can't open it.
Haley looked at Jaguar Warrior with an odd look, "Maybe I should go catch up with those two..." she murmured
*JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! looks shocked.* YOU HAVE NO FACE!
Haley tilted her head, "I very much do have a face" she said
You have a generic face. IT'S JUST AS BAD AS HAVING NO FACE, NYAH! It's like a red hat with white flamey stuff or whatever. It's SUPER NORMIE! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! flaps their arms wildly.*
Haley rolled her eyes and walked off, quickly catching up to me, I stared at her for a minute, she was a wild card to, but she never fused her personas, they meant to much to her, especially Evy,
YOU MAY RUN FROM ME BUT YOU CAN NYOT RUN FROM THE TRUTH!!!!
"He's gonna fuse his personas, eh?" Haley asked in a quiet voice
(I can see the Velvet door I'm not a idiot) Lavenza I need to fuse some personas plz
Lavvy cannot answer the Velvet Room right now. So, instead, I AM HERE! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!!! returns wearing a blue hat.* COME INMATE! I shall do the fusion Nyah!
(I'm am in the Velvet room)
Welcome to the Velvet room. This place exists between wrestling and sushi. Mind and nyatter. Lavvy and Nose guy have gone on holiday. Luckily for you, Nyarcher, I AM HERE! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!! is still wearing a blue hat in the Velvet room.* Nyow. What Persona would you like to fuse today?
I want to fuse Alice
Hmm. Let's see... *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! looks through a book.* Nyope. Can't do that. Your levels too low. I can do Chernabog if you want a Death Persona, nyah.
(My level is 78)
Alice's level is 79, Nyah. So your level is too low. *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! folds their arms.* Chernabog is the strongest Death Persona you can summon, Nyah. Take it or leave it, Inmate.
Niko is there too, wearing a velvet room outfit too. "If you want, you can take another persona, nyanya." He can't believe he just said that.
NYES! What my assistant said, Nyah!
A purple cat with a star on her head nodded from her spot at the desk. She had her front paws together and even wore a fake Igor nose. “Exactly, nya. Perhaps Nekomata?”
(edited by Gleamstar)
Niko chimes in. "You could fuse Neko Shogun too, nya know."
I see you haven't summoned Cait Sith yet. You should fuse Cait Sith.
Finally, after a few hours, me and Haley entered the velvet room, both of us nervous, "Archer, everything okay?" Haley asked She tilted her head a little, "Hey, where are... Lavenza and Igor?" I asked
Niko waves at the newcomers. "Welcome to the nya-vet room! Igor and Lavenza are inexplicably gone so we took over!"
"Okay, just to be clear, stay way over there, I am not leaving this area, and you aren't gonna come near me, alright?" I asked Yeah... I remember the first time I was stuck in here and it stung a lot,
Hey, it's the Cat with no face. YO! Welcome to the Nyelvet room. Lavvy and Nose guy are on holiday, so I'm taking over for a bit, Nyah!
“Oh, cat allergies. I see. A shame.” The cat sighed. “I should probably introduce myself. I’m Gleamstar, and these are my assistants, Niko and Jaguar Warrior. Who are you? Are you a main char- er, Wild Card like the other inmate?”
His body becomes about as stiff as a plank of wood and he just immediately smiles. "I do not understand a single word of what you just said but I'll act like I do!" He then returns to an idle stance.
"Not cat allergies, I just... get nervous around velvet room attendants" I said I chuckle nervously
Well, there's nyo reason to be nervous. We don't actually work for nose guy. At least I'm Nyot. If these guys do and are getting paid for this, I'M GONNA GET KUKU TO PILEDRIVER THEM SO I CAN STEAL THEIR PAY! NYAH HA HA!
“Why’s that? Hm... perhaps we can find out the mystery behind your existence if we do a reading. Let’s see - oh fu-“ Gleamstar attempted to shuffle the tarot deck but it fell off the desk. “Crap uh... I grabbed one card. Let’s see. It’s... DEATH! Which isn’t all that bad. It can symbolize a major change or transformation.”
Or Kuku showing up and Suplexing me into the ground. Nyah ha.
Niko laughs. "How can you get nervous around ME? I look adorable in this outfit."
""Major change or transformation" eh? Oddly fitting..." I say My wings flop again, "And also... I get nervous because of what happened when I was in here in my other form..." I added
(edited by MaskedTwilight)
"Indeed you do, Niko. Anyway, uh... dunno what else to do. I can try and answer any questions you might have. Or we can break out the ol' guillotines and fuse a Persona. Does Byakko sound good? It's a nice kitty." Gleamstar rubbed her head. "Other form... by any chance, were you a Shadow or something in a past life?"
(edited by Gleamstar)
I found myself nearing the door, "I-I-I don't like those... they aren't my thing, no fusions, I am just here to check on my friend" I said "Same, I am to close to my personas to fuse them" Haley said
BUT IF YOU DON'T FUSE THEM, YOUR JUST LIMITING THEIR POTENTIAL! LET YOUR KITTENS GROOOOOW!!!!
Niko smiles brightly at Gleamstar. "Thank yooou!" He then wonders why this person has such an aversion for fusion. "Yeah, it's kinda weird to just throw around "other form" and such."
"I don't have a persona" I said "My personas will not be fused" Haley spoke
If you don't want to kill and reform your personas Shou Tucker style, then why are you even here, Nyah!
"Eh, you'll do it once you get one too many Slimes or Pixies in your party. But anyway, that's enough from me. What are you kids planning to do? Be gay? Commit crimes? I wanna do that but I'm stuck in here. And there's no other girls besides this inmate here... how old are you again?" Gleamstar winked at Haley. "W-wait, nevermind, you're probably a minor. Forget I said anything. But... say, inmate with the wings, do you know the leader of the Phantom Thieves?"
Niko gets... Really confused. "Wait, why are you in the nyelvet room if you don't even have a persona?!" What the fuck is going on here?
"I am here for a friend" I said
And then there's the next question. "But then... How did you get in?!"
"Forget about it, Niko. It's a situation like T-E-D-D-I-E, but with something else instead of a Shadow." Gleamstar then turned her attention away from the catboy. "A friend? You mean Archer? He's just been undecided on what Persona to fuse."
"I ain't like Teddie!" I hissed My wings perked, now I was mad, Haley seemed a little freaked out "Um... your eyes are... glowing" Haley said
Archer has gone AFK, nyah. He won't be back for a while. Maybe tomorrow. What does that mean? I dunno. Kuku told me to say it.
"Ah crap, he can spell. Hey, Niko, grab the emergency chainsaw. Just in case." Gleamstar slowly started gathering all the cards of the tarot deck. "I'd say you are, Upinlay. But I don't know why or how. That's for you to discover or... something."
He chuckles at how angry this guy is getting. "Are you seriously getting angry about getting compared to Ted? Wait, how would you even know who he is?" He rolls out a guillotine and also gets the emergency chainsaw, for the just in-case. Not before leaving for a split second to get a few Amrita Sodas™, the most refreshing beverage. "Alright, I even got us some Amrita Sodas™!"
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A cat with gray hair and a katanya strapped to their side would enter the velvet room. "I am here, nya. I wyant to fyuse a powerful Personya, nya. I nyeed it to help reach out to the tuna, nya."
"C-chainsaw?! Okay HELL NO!!" I shouted as I bolt to the door, shaking like a leaf, The mere mention if the chainsaw scared me, the one thing was one thing, but THAT sounded like torture!
*JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! waves as the duo run from the Velvet room.* Thank you. Come again.
"Bye, dude! Anyway... you're up, Niko. Break out the compendium for this mew customer." Gleamstar cracked open an Amrita Soda™ and took a swig. She let out a content sigh. "Ah, that's the stuff. I wonder if I should have... nah, I'll let him figure out that plot point later."
I stood outside, shaking, "That scared me more than it should have..." I murmured Haley ran out after me, "Are you okay? I highly doubt they were actually planning on using that chainsaw..." she said "Sorry... that... scared me..." I said We went back into the velvet room, "Sorry about running off like that..." I said
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Niko salutes. "Aye aye!" He gets the compendium. "Alright, now how powerful do you like your takoyak- I mean, your persona?" Niko sees them come back. "Welcome back, Inmates."
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Hey, faceless. I didn't think you'd come back that fast. Nyah ha ha!
I stared at them, worried they would come at me with that chainsaw, I don't know why but I felt like they would... Haley put her hands on her hips, "Call me that again and I will kick your ass!" Haley stated
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"Don't look so worried. We don't chop up our guests or anything. So, what guidance do you need?" Gleamstar waited patiently.
"I... do you know how I can return to my old form?" I asked My wings flop yet again, I didn't know why, I guess they connected to my emotions, I flap them hard enough to lift myself off the ground,
Flareon stumbles into the room wearing a blue dress "Um, do they not make this outfit for men? I mean, I don't wanna complain or anything, but..."
"Nya, I want a Persona as powerful as...you, nya." The cat would pull out a spoon shaped blade and lunge at Niko, trying to stab the blade into him. "Nya, give into Neko Darkness, nya..."
"Fusion-wise, we could get you into High Pixie then fuse that with Obaryion to get Arsene, but you seem... adverse to fusion." Gleamstar started flipping through a book that was totally not a strategy guide. "I don't know any other way, but cognition may be a factor. Your answer may be within the Metaverse, or Akira or Ren or whatever his name is... hey! Hands off the attendants! And you look fab, Flareon. No hetero tho."
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I was alarmed, "Not sure that fusion is gonna work... no offense" I said "And I... suspected the metaverse would have the answer..."
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"Nya..." The cat would back off for now. "Nya, Niko...remember, Neko Darkness lives inside us all. You best be careful or it'll consume you before you can accept it, nya." A lightly fish scented black portal would open up behind the cat before the backed away into it, disappearing along with the portal.
"Isn't a test of strength normal around here?" Haley asked
With Kuku, a test of strength is always expected Faceless.
"Not unless you unlock it. Anyway, your uh... task now is to visit the Metaverse I guess. I can't say much else because I can't do anything else for the plot. I'm just the wise Igor stand-in who cryptically guides you."
Niko doesn't really know what just happened, since he zoned out for a few moments there. "Well that was weird." He hopes he gets to do fusions.
A passionate blaze of emotion overtakes Flareon, him pouting and rubbing his brow, breathing heavily in humility. "I- guess it's not that big of a deal then." A nervous giggle overtakes them.
"So no test of strength yet?" Haley asked
"I mean, you CAN fight my attendants or me if you want, but you'd probably have to fuse a few Personas just for that."
Niko gets the chainsaw ready. "Wait, does this mean I get to non-canonly be a wildcard or?"
"Honestly, anything goes here, Niko. This is the Nya-vet Room after all."
Haley's outfit changed a little, string sleeves connecting to her dark gloves, a skirt like thing connected to her shorts, it didn't have a full front, her mask grew into a much more beautiful one, "Its on, then" Haley said A angel-like persona appeared behind her, with a large, white sword and white streams of light flowing around her, "I won't do fusing, let's skip to the fighting" Haley said (Cue rivers in the desert)
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"Oh boy they're actually doing it. Uh, Niko, show them the power of catsonas!"
Niko looks nervous, he flips through the compendium for a bit. "Hey do you know if we have those DLC personas? Just asking a quick question!" He decides to choose Seth from the compendium. "Alright, PERSONYAAAAA!" Niko summons Seth and immediately uses One-shot kill to inflict some heavy gun damage.
Oh. Oh. Are we fighting? I wanna play. NYAH! JAGUAR PUNCH! *JAGUAR MAN!!! leaps in the air and comes crashing down on Haley, rapidly spinning her spear. It is not a punch as they claim.*
"Wait, guys, we should have Reach Out To The Truth play instead. It would be very epic and it would be like Persona 4 is everywhere. Alternatively we could play PQ2 boss themes but I haven't played that yet so idk."
"We're on a budget so no unfortunately. I fused some pretty neat stuff though. In hindsight, though, maybe I shouldn't have gotten high off catnip and fused that high-attack physical Pixie... We can play that when the second phase or whatever starts, Flare."
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Haley dodged the first attack and Evy blocked the second, "All right now Evy, wing 'em!" Haley said Evy's wings became iron and she slammed them into Jaguar Warrior, then she disappeared as Haley put her mask back on
Nyah? *JAGUAR WARRIOR!! would be hit by Evy's wings and get knocked back across the room. They would immediatly get up and start laughing.* NYAH HA HA! If you thing a weak attack like that could even hope to match up to the beatings Kuku gives me everyday in our Sparring matches, you are dreaming, Nyah. Now go! JAGUAR BUSTER! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! throws their spear at Haley. It woul then boomerang back to them somehow.*
Haley takes the hit, it does some damage but no where close to being able to knock her out, "Try going against a bunch of people with guns and getting shot twice and still fight, and that's not even my record" Haley said She ripped her mask off and summoned Evy again, "Make it rain" Haley said Bunches of daggers fell on Jaguar Warrior, Gleamstar, and Niko, "Dagger storm..." I murmured
Gleamstar hid under the desk. "Oi, mind the turn order! That thing's fragile! I'm not even fighting!"
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Niko flips through the compendium again to switch his persona. "Hmmm... This many choices makes this a bit more difficult than it should be." He chooses... "Beelzebub!" He takes some damage from the daggers, but he's not gonna be stopping anytime soon. "Give em hell." He sends a Maeigaon at Haley.
"Okay we can salvage this... okay, Jaguar Warrior's next, then Haley, then Niko. Turn order from now on!" Gleamstar blew a whistle. "Resume battle! And nice attack, Niko!"
Haley put her mask on and crossed her arms, waiting for Jaguar Warrior to attack, "What's taking so long?" She asked (I actually have rivers in the desert playing lol)
*Jaguar Warrior spins their spear above their head, deflecting the knife.* Nyah ha. Go go Nyaget, JAGUAR EYE! *Jaguar Warrior raises their crit damage and then tries to drop kick Haley with incredible force.*
(You can't raise stats and attack in the same turn)
"You're probably wondering how they did that. It's a boss. It's better than Debilitate, ya know? Or the 9999 Megidolan. That, or it's just a high-crit attack."
Haley rolled to the side again, she ripped her mask off, "Time for a charge-up attack!" She stated Evy's wings start glowing, as do Haley's eyes, "We're waiting" Haley said
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WITH CERTAIN MOVES, YOU CAN! NYOU KNOW, LIKE ARIADNE'S SPECIAL MOVE. MY JAGUAR EYE ALLOWS ME TO RAISE MY CRIT RATE AND ATTACK IN ONE TURN! ISN'T IT AMAZING? NYAH HA HA! NOW THEN- *JAGUAR WARRIOR backflips and begins charging up an attack.* FEEL THE POWER OF MY SPECIAL SKILLS! JAGUAR PUNCH AND JAGUAR KICK! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! raises their attack, Buster performance, mental debuff resistance, grants them selves 15 crit stars and evasion for two attacks.* I PLAY BY FATE GRAND ORDER RULES, KITTEN! UNFORTUNATELY, I ACCIDENTALLY STUNNED MYSELF! NYUCK!
Niko switches to Girimehkala from the compendium. "Bring it on, inmate."
"Good job, you played yourself. Also you broke the turn order. Bad cat." Gleamstar sprayed Jaguar Warrior with the Velvet Spray Bottle. "Buuut I guess we can continue. Your turn, Haley."
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"You'll wish you hadn't have done that" Haley chimed Haley and Evy put their swords together, "Focus on the Jaguar!" Haley said "They are quite the formidable foe" Evy said "But they never expected THIS!" Haley said They both go at Jaguar Warrior, Haley and Evy both striking in to different ways, with Evy, melee and her special powers, with Haley, her gun and her sword, then to finish the attack, they put their bladed together and at the same time struck Jaguar Warrior, Haley put her mask back on, as she returned to her position, "Well... now my neck hurts" she sighed I felt something weird, I still had my powers, I could feel them, though they weren't anywhere near how powerful they were before...
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Niko takes the fact that they're trying to say that Jaguar is a more formidable foe personally. He flips through the compendium some more. "Well, Inmate..." He quickly chooses and switches to the persona of choice, Mot. "It's time for me to use a skill I probably shouldn't be able to use at all, but I'm not a main character so it counts anyway." He uses... Trapped Rat? OOC: trapped rat inflicts mouse
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Haley rubs her neck a bit, (I really don't know what that attack does)
Nyah! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! flinches and hisses at the spray bottle before being attacked by Haley and Evy. However, due to her two attack Evade skill, JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! is able to avoid being hit. They now only have one evade left though.* Nya ha ha! You fool! Wasting your trump card on me while I had evade up. Foolishness! Now it's ny turn. *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! smirks as they raise their spear in the sky. A glowing circle appears beneath them. Suddenly, a large Jaguar claw made of fire appears above their head.* Nyah ha ha! This is how you do a super attack! GO NOBLE PHANTASM! INESCAPABLE CLAW OF DEATH! GREAT DEATH CLAW! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! brings the firey claw down on Haley. It ignores evasion and does Collosal amounts of damage. And reduces debuff resistance by 50% for some reason.*
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"Not letting that through!" I stated I wrap my wings around Haley, protecting her from the attack, "Thanks!" Haley said (He basically helps out like Futaba does, being able to block certain attacks and heal Haley)
Niko cracks his knuckles. "Don't interject into this, or I'll bring out the chainsaw." He attempts to use it a second time. "Come on!" OOC: trapped rat doesn't do damage, it inflicts a status effect
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I didn't even wince that time, I felt a lot braver, "Wait a second... didn't you attack a few minutes ago before Jaguar?" Haley asked
I've been attacking a lot more than a few minutes ago, Faceless. Nyah ha ha!
"Was I talking to you?" Haley hissed She seemed to get mad, course I very well knew why,
Nyou said " Din't you attack a few minutes before, Jaguar". And I, being that great and mighty JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! answered you. Nyah ha ha!
"I wasn't talking to you, I was asking Nico didn't he attack before you did," Haley said
(I've been outof the loop and a lot has been posted can someone catch me up?)
(Who the fuck even knows what's happening anymore, lol)
(Lets just say, everyone's favorite human persona is helping Haley out in a fight against a bunch of substitute velvet room attendants, after him and Archer went to Leblanc, and then Archer went to get a new persona and one of the substitute velvet room attendants made Haley REALLY mad)
Nyooooh. I see. Continue, Faceless. (I AM NYOUR GOD NOW IS WHAT IS HAPPENING. BOW TO ME. NYAH HA HA)
(You are no one's god)
(This is what happens when you leave Yaldabaoth in charge)
(I AM THE GOD OF THE AZTECS SECOND ONLY TO KUKU! SACRIFICE YOUR CHILDREN TO ME! NYOUR GOD DEMANDS BLOOD!)
Niko sighs. "I counted your buttbuddy joining into the battle as your move, because fuck that."
"It was actually something Futaba does a lot but it never counted as Akira's move..." I said Then I smirk, "But it seems you want me to join... very well" I said I stand beside Haley, "Now I am in this fight!"
YOU BLOCKED MY SUPER AWESOME MOVE! YOU ARE INDEED A BUTT! *JAGUAR WARRIOR!!! points their spear at I* NOW PREPARE TO FEEL NYAY FULL POWER!. *Jaguar Warrior puts on a mafia style coat and pulls out a Naginata.*
Niko claps sarcastically, the compendium just kinda floating there. "First off, the canon name is "Ren", and second off, you're a fucking beta twink who likes to attempt to protect female figures because you desire something in return for that."
OOOOOOOO! Sick Burn!
"Calling me that will result in your ass getting kicked straight into hell, remember when Nico asked how I came here? Its because I am a persona, it's me, Arsene!" I stated I chuckle lightly, "No way... you're... human now?" Haley asked I smile at her and nod, then she smiles, "I was worried about you, and I doubt I would be wrong to say that everyone else was to" Haley said "You were worried about me?" I asked Haley nodded,
Niko... Laughs. He laughs for awhile. "You're... Joking, right? Please tell me you are."
Wait, your supposed to be Renny's persona? But your human? But Arsene was really a human at some point. Are you the real Arsene or the persona Arsene who is a human now for some contrived reason. And if you are a persona, how are you a human? That's not how that works. I work in the Velvet Room. I know this. *Jaguar Warrior Scratches the back of their head lightly with her Naginata* And people say I'm stupid...
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"You really know nothing, you are just covering, I wouldn't be shocked if you forced Igor and Lavenza out of here, because you surely don't belong" Haley said "And yes, I am the persona, Arsene, but as a human, I am confused about it but it isn't a joke" I said
(I guess I"ll just wait for a scene change before I jump back in. I can buy my character accidentally getting swept up in the Metaverse butnot the Velvet Room))
Niko facepalms. "Well, it might not be a joke, but you know something? You're a joke in existing. You're the trashiest persona around, nobody uses you unless they want a challenge." Trapped Rat for a third time.
You say I know nothing, huh? Heh. Just cause I act like a brain damaged cat doesn't mean that I actually am one. *Jaguar Warrior taps their weapon against their shoulder.* A persona is the manifestation of a persons psyche, be it their will of rebellion, powerful spirit or whatever. An aspect of a person can't just get up and walk away on their own accord even less so manifest themselves as an actual person. It's ridiculous. (OOC: and you can't just randomly change the area you are in after 100 posts being in the same area without a story reason.)
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"I have no clue how it happened, but it did, and you can't possibly know how things work with personas if I can't figure it out when I am one! Or... rather was one... let's finish this battle already!" I stated Haley summoned Evy who sent a beam of light at Jaguar, one that was made to do a lot of damage
*Still having one evade left, Jaguar Warrior easily avoids the beam of light.* Oh look. Skill timer just reset. Jaguar Punch. *Buster up. Mental Resistance Up. Evade 2 attacks. 15 crit stars.* As I was saying before you rudely interrupted, are you sure your not some idiot with amnesia who just thinks he's a persona? Don't be embarassed to admit it. It's the logical explanation after all.
ooc: okay lemme spell it out for you TRAPPED RAT INFLICTS A STATUS EFFECT CALLED MOUSE, WHICH CHANGES THE THING AFFECTED INTO A MOUSE, BASICALLY MAKING THEM INEFFECTIVE AT REALLY ANYTHING
"I remember fighting alongside Joker and seeing things through his eyes, and if I were some idiot with amnesia I wouldn't know I exist, and I wouldn't be able to enter this place, you're the idiot" I stated "We must go, thanks for wasting our time" Haley said "next time, hopefully the normal velvet room attendants will be here" "They might try to execute me..." I whined as we walked out
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Niko yells at them. "YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN, BOTTOM!"
Nyeh? Your running away? *Jaguar Warrior laughed* Thank you. Come again.
Niko extends his hand out for a high five to Jaguar. "Make a note, lower expectations for the real inmate if they attempt to challenge our strength."
*Jaguar Warrior gives Niko a high five.* Nyah ha ha! Of course. Also, we should probably tell Nose guy that some dumb cats broke into to the Velvet Room and that one claimed to be a persona. I'm sure he and Labby will get a good laugh out of that,
“Holy crap, what happened? I left for five minutes to get more soda and the narrative’s just in tatters. You know what, screw this.” Gleamstar sighed and picked up Mouse Haley and Mouse Arsene by their tails. “Rule number 1: don’t try to make sense of us. We’re the local fourth wall breakers. Except for Jaguar but they’re unique. That being said, you’ve been ignoring your mouse state for a while, so I’m helping you sink that in. But second, I’ll let this plot go on. So, you were going to finish business here. Then what? What’s the next plot point? The explanation for human Arsene?” For some reason, now the mouse duo and Gleamstar are in a stereotypical therapy chair setup, with Gleam as the therapist.
Niko shrugs. "I dunno, they might not come back. Maybe we get to keep this place for ourselves? It would be cool, because I honestly had fun having the wildcard, at least for a bit." Niko notices that they're finally mice and laughs. "Now I can finally say this! *Ahem* KNOW YOUR PLACE, RODENTS!"
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(The story focuses on how Arsene is determined to get back to his normal form until a certain point, when he gets used to it and wants to stay human) Haley hissed at Nico, "I can still bite you ya know!" She growled Honestly, I thought this was adorable, but I decided to stay silent about that,
Niko looks smug. "You wouldn't want me to bite back, would you?"
Haley started growling, "I am curious, do I still have my wings?" I asked
"Thank you, narrator, for your input. Yes, I can see where this is going." Gleamstar scribbled down something on a notepad. "Was this thought out well? Although to be fair, we DO have some wild characters around here. Still, a Persona becoming human is outright impossible. In Teddie's case, however, it works, and we have had one case of a Persona assuming a more human form. And yes, but you have very tiny mouse wings." She offered the mice some cheese and continued. "I still find it fascinating that you continued to be here even though we were, for the lack of a better term, shitposting. Is it because we were the only ones active? All you had to do to move the plot along was go to the Metaverse. Speaking of which, you're free to leave at any time through the door. Mouse should wear off once you do."
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Mice don't have wings so neither do you. *Jaguar Warrior smirks.* So let's begin at the begining. Say this persona is actually a dude. How'd he turn into a human in the first place? Also, are you ever gonna change your face to a unique one cause it's really bugging me how generic you look. *Jaguar Warrior looks at Gleamstar* Hey. I'll have you know I took that fight seriously. Even though I was here to Shitpost at first because Nyarcher is fun to play with. Nyah ha ha.
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(Heh... nice guess... I never would have kept playing along with Jaguar and Nico had there been more people) Me and Haley walk out, that's when an look to my wings, they were bleeding, I guess when I shielded Haley they got cut, I decide not to tell Haley, "Wanna help me find Ela?" Haley asked I nodded, "Our first quest with me as a human, it will be fun!" I stated "Sure will be" Haley giggled She then noticed that my wing was hurt, "Arsene! Your wing is bleeding" she said Her eyes went wide "It will heal" I said
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Niko crosses his arms. "Well, I hope we get to at least have more velvet room fuckery in the future, eh?"
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"Fair enough, Jaguar. And Narrator, I would like to apologize for the... rough welcome, although this is how it is sometimes when you present concepts like this. At least it's a better welcome than what Mona gave you. Still, I do advise you think your narrative through to avoid attracting people like this. While we do like to joke around, we usually take well-written concepts more seriously. Besides memes like blowing up Leblanc. That stuff's fun." Gleamstar sighed. "Apologies for this. This entire situation brings back bad memories. But look at me going all sentimental on you. Point is, if you want this to go anywhere, either get back to the plot or... actually, any other ideas guys?"
(The blowing up Leblanc wasn't me, and it annoyed me, which is why my character Haley acted annoyed)
Nyah. They never answered my questions. Sad Jaguar noises. *Jaguar Warrior makes sad Jaguar noises.* Also, don't blow up Leblanc, Faceless. Leblanc needs some love. HASTAG PROTECT THE LEBLANC!
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"The alternative is to just go with the flow and watch something crazy unfold." A small, white, cat-like creature hops out of seemingly nowhere, sitting down in the middle of the floor and licking his paw "It might not be what was intended, but it can most certainly go... Somewhere alright."
We soon found Ela, a young girl with glasses and curly blonde hair, she was a pinky geek so Haley called her, she was good with technology and loved video games but loved the color pink a little too much for either of us, and she went crazy with glitter...
OOC: OMG! GET A FLUFFING PFP! IT'S ANNOYING MEH!
"That wasn't the point, Narrator. I suggest you improve your reading comprehension. Anyway, before I get too depressed thinking about all the things I've done wrong on this site, take a look at this weird cat thing! It's got a good point. Sometimes, the best thing to go is see where life takes you." Gleamstar closed the Nyavet Room door. "Anyway, this scene is over with! The plot shall continue! Goodnight, and thank you for tuning in!" Now back to your regularly scheduled thread.
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(I just need someone to play the Akira and the other phantom thieves, because to progress in the story we need to go to the palace who I haven't figured out who it belongs to yet, it's just the place where Arsene last remembers being before he woke up by shibuya as far as I've figured...)
Gleamstar whispered from offstage. "Sidenote: it's fine to play NPCs. Don't rely on others filling in. We haven't had a legit Joker roleplayer in forever. Also, that next plot point can be progressed by just going to the palace on your own. You're bona-fide phantom thieves, right?"
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(Well Haley and Ela are phantom thieves, but Joker and them were supposed to be there, hey I know! You can play Joker! Can't you?)
Niko shrugs. "So, should we like, move the door or something? We could totally make this a full-time thing, hell, I'll even get some white hair dye."
Gin
(OOC: You can't just expect someone to play a certain character because you want them too.)
(I really need someone to play Joker... even if it's just for temporary)
(I can fuse Alice with money)
What's going on *put earphones down*
Nyarcher. You haven't completed the Jaguar Warrior social link yet. You haven't unlocked that ability yet. I can offer you Cait Sith though. It's level 20, but it should still work.
Joker drives his motorcycle through the street, hands waving in the air like he has no regard for his safety. "I'm going to Burger!"
Niko shakes his head at Archer. "Apologies, inmate, but you also seem to not have formed a sufficient bond with anyone of the Death arcana. Although we do have a great deal on Neko Shogun currently, nya."
“There’s also Byakko, nya. Although you might want to focus on the plot instead. So choose a Persona or get out, nya.” Gleamstar tapped her paw on the desk impatiently. “We have a 20% discount on Nekomatas summoned from the Compendium, by the way.”
Uh I max out the strength arcana so I'll use my money *uses cash to fuse Alice*
*Archer fuses a Neko Shogun instead.* If you haven't been paying attention, Nyarcher, the Strength social link kittens are out right now. You haven't done our social link, so no cheating for you. But I will take your money. Nya ha ha! Though I am disapointed at the result. Niko won the bet. Nyah... *Sadly, Jaguar Warrior hands a tuna over to Niko.*
“Enjoy your Fusion Accident Persona, nya! Neko Shogun’s a reliable one. Plus, he has a unique skill that gives a bonus to tuna-based healing!”
Niko takes it happily and smiles. "Thank you, RNGesus. Now, since we have the yen, let's go get our hair and stuff dyed white."
Thanks for the Alice Caroline *leaves the velvet room*
“Wait, that’s illegal- ah, screw it. Archer has the stubbornness of a cat who wants food at 3 am at times.”
Nyour welcome for the Kitty Shogun, Nyarcher. Thenk you. Come again.
*Schlap schlap schlap (the sound of my ass wings hitting the compendium)*. LET ME OUT, LET ME OUT!!
Lavvy told me if you act up to execute you Nyarsene. I don't want to suplex you into a Pixie, but I will if you force me.
That’s kinda wack, ngl
can i eat the arsen
I Nyow but orders are orders, Nyah.
oh fuck
“This is a vore-free Nyelvet Room, Inari. Plus Arsenes are hard to cook.”
>:(
*Hits the whip and nae nae as a celebratory dance*
Niko is in the process of dyeing his tail and hair white. "I don't know what's going on, but you guys better not be takin' my takoyaki."
Now time to tip the scales *goes to mementos and switch Persona to Alice*
*Archer summons Neko Shogun. Neko Shogun is holding a scale.*
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*puts tip on scale*
*Alice uses die for me skill and KOs some shadows* Take them down Alice
*Neko Shogun throws the bathroom scale at some shadows and KOs them. It looks at Archer in a way that scream "Acknowlidge me, Master" with big, sad cat eyes.*