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Where are the Big Chungus meme RP'ers at?
<i>The Chungus himself pulls a carrot out of thin air, eyeing it with glee and barely hidden excitement. He looks to the camera, before taking a solid bite out of it, shaking as the tasty treat goes down to his massive stomach. He grins, and takes a deep breath</i> &quot;What's up Doc?&quot; <i>After saying his main line, he &quot;hops&quot; off screen, nearly tripping. Once fully off screen, he finds Rosie sitting at her computer. He shakes his head and hops over to her.</i> &quot;You did this to us.&quot;
is jokermod hard to please?
I mean, What's Up Doc?
Where are the Big Chungus meme RP'ers at?
<i>Upon seeing all the hate Chungus The Moderately Large got from his attempts to eat a carrot and fix a problem, he pulls himself out of a hole that he was hiding in while his meme slowly died and became nothing more than a fucking mistake. He expands to his normal size, truly becoming The Big Chungus. The massive rabbit(?) then waddles into Sarinman's Alt graveyard, knowing where he belongs, and knows that the only reason why he'd ever be used again is to make Sarinman feel like there's a lot of people in DMs by bringing all of his alts onto DMs at the same time. </i> &quot;It's been a not so long ride, Doc. I hope I never have to use this persona again. It was fucking terrible.&quot; <i>Chungus grabs a shovel and starts digging his own grave, already having a headstone that he made the day he learned he became a meme, knowing how imminent his demise was. People say that they would want to know the exact day they'd die, but in truth, it was torture. As he digs away at the slightly moist dirt, the mess getting all over his once radiant fur, he reflects back on why he even came to exist in the first place. Was it just a mistake, or was it truly on purpose that he was made to be so large? These were questions he'd never find the answer to. Upon reaching the proper height for a grave, he grabs a casket made of salty tears and dead memes. Settling the coffin inside the grave, without hesitation he enters the casket and closes it, the dirt filling the grave by some random force that was not his own. He pulls out his beloved carrot and takes one last mournful bite out of it, tears slowly falling from his face. He goes to look at it as breathing slowly becomes harder and harder.</i> &quot;It's finally over buddy. We can finally rest once more, never to be disturbed by Man again. Maybe one day they'll find our grave, but they'll never honestly bring us back. I hope I'll never be forced to see that horrible sun ever again...&quot; <i>His air running out, he takes one last deep breath of air before he can no longer breathe. His final moments were upon him. He heard others running to the grave faintly, screaming, trying to keep this ungodly meme alive. He never liked people who used iFunny... But it was ironic. The people who abused him for fame and popularity, never once creating their own version of him were the last people to care about him. Should he be happy about it or not, he wondered? It didn't matter at any rate. His brain being unable to function without any air to breath, he let out his final exhalation of air before becoming limp. The meme was finally over...</i>
Last Post Wins: New Year Edition
Kill me
Casual Cafes: Leblanc
<i>The true chungus takes a swig of the drink. He then looks back at the fake chungus, and gives him a solid glare. He picks him up by his neck, his arms wavering from picking up a being with almost as much body mass as he.</i> &quot;See doc, we're gonna settle this one way or the other. Outside now. Mono, brew me another one of those great drinks. Now then imposter... Let's have a duel... 1v1 final destination, carrots only.&quot; <i>The reeking smell of his flesh falling off of his body spreads through Leblanc. Maybe a dead carcass that was given life again shouldn't have come into a public establishment...</i> &quot;Ehehe, sorry about that Doc. I'll give you a good tip when I come back&quot;
Casual Cafes: Leblanc
<i>The real big chungus walks through the door, pushing aside the imposter chungus.</i> &quot;Now now, doc, you didn't think you could slip past my defenses like that, did ya?&quot; <i>With his flesh showing and the remainders of his once beautiful fur now covered in dirt from how fast he climbed out of his grave, he grabs the imposter and throws him out of LeBlanc. He then turns to the bartender.</i> &quot;I'll take a carrot flavored coffee. I'll be back in just a second. <i>A wilhelm scream is heard in the background, before the real big chungus walks back in.</i> &quot;So how about that drink?&quot;
Casual Cafes: Leblanc
<i>While holding the other Chungus, he watches as it disappears into the air. He does a double take, wondering what the hell just happened. For whatever reason, he thinks someone named &quot;Hifumi&quot; had to do with it.</i> &quot;Hoo boy, thanks doc. I was almost worried about that one. It's nice to see the imposters gone. Now we just gotta take care of one other imposter... The L...&quot; <i>He drinks the rest of his drink and leaves a 20 yen tip for Mono, then leaves Leblanc, finally happy he can stop existing, and wishing to never awaken from his slumber again...</i>

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