World hunger and poverty? Why not assist troubled nations by assisting in agricultural education? A workforce of a couple hundred could easily be dispatched and begin helping impoverished nations to get back on their feet and join the other contenders on the world stage. *He pauses before speaking.* Local poverty could be fixed if our education systems were cheaper. More people going into better paying jobs, and from there the system should slowly correct itself. Homelessness should also see a change if we allow them to enter the working class regardless of their image and current situation. Some will refuse the assistance but that can't be helped.

Why not just...solve the issues by talking like civil human beings? We're all different and nobody is perfect. So we should use our strengths to cover each other's weaknesses and usher in a new age of camaraderie and good will!

Oh! An immigrant! A good start for world issues. Our immigration and emmigration policies are all woefully outdated. We need to find a system where we can judge people without making all third world nations out to be monsters. We're all human, so why can't we live where we want? I understand risks of terror are high, but we can't forget the human element of our world.

*He blinks blindly.* And where, Robot friend, do you come from?

*Again he blinks.* No habla. Oh well, if you are from a different country, then even a robot can be an immigrant. We welcome you with open arms!

*He reads the paper...or at least tries to.* Look, Robot friend, I don't know how to phrase this gently. How are you this bad at writing?

Quite.

Allied Forces never got you this hype before Germany! Haha!