"Just nuke everyone to end our suffering"

No! That's not a proper solution, Idiot!

....just blame it all on north Korea

"¡Necesitamos resolver el hambre mundial y el calentamiento global!"

This was a mistake

"no mierda Sherlock"

What should we do? I still need to eat my Gelato today

Why not just...solve the issues by talking like civil human beings? We're all different and nobody is perfect. So we should use our strengths to cover each other's weaknesses and usher in a new age of camaraderie and good will!

"ESO ES LO QUE ESTUVE TRATANDO DE DAR DAMNIT" Lopez Look at everyone with a blank stare

Oh! An immigrant! A good start for world issues. Our immigration and emmigration policies are all woefully outdated. We need to find a system where we can judge people without making all third world nations out to be monsters. We're all human, so why can't we live where we want? I understand risks of terror are high, but we can't forget the human element of our world.

Lopez Grabs a pen and paper and writes down "I'm not a fucking immigrant, I am a robot and I'm stuck speaking Spanish and came here to represent the northern countries" and passes it to Canada.

*He blinks blindly.* And where, Robot friend, do you come from?

"Una fábrica donde se fabrican kits de robots de fabricación. ¡y me niego a volver a mi Creador! que en otras palabras, un cañón"

*Again he blinks.* No habla. Oh well, if you are from a different country, then even a robot can be an immigrant. We welcome you with open arms!

Lopez runs outside and runs back inside holding a banner and hangs it on the wall saying "Priorities Must be set like solving world hunger and poverty!" And he gets back to his seat

World hunger and poverty? Why not assist troubled nations by assisting in agricultural education? A workforce of a couple hundred could easily be dispatched and begin helping impoverished nations to get back on their feet and join the other contenders on the world stage. *He pauses before speaking.* Local poverty could be fixed if our education systems were cheaper. More people going into better paying jobs, and from there the system should slowly correct itself. Homelessness should also see a change if we allow them to enter the working class regardless of their image and current situation. Some will refuse the assistance but that can't be helped.

The sound of pen and paper is heard as the words being written are "We will give jobs in schools and doing so we can start a program for this by giving the homeless the opertunity to have a better life through a three Weak training session to help educate and then move to the third world countries and solve all the Problems there even!" And the note is handed to Canada.

*He reads the paper...or at least tries to.* Look, Robot friend, I don't know how to phrase this gently. How are you this bad at writing?

"Soy soldado y mecánico, no escritor"

Quite.