NO MY EVENT NOW! Kisaragi's surprise broadcast is suddenly cut off as quickly as it came. and since you people still care about your petty little best contests well then I got one for you. Next event will be the Year's End Trauma , Bringing Back the Pain. Suffer through all your worst memories and most difficult challenges as my new event program forces the more serious threads to appear once again. They say pain and suffering builds character so go do it. I'll be watching as the painful memories of the past keep you trapped in 2017 permanently. -LOVE YOUr NEW JEFE ON SITE <div class='edited'>(edited by Cheeto-in-Chief)</div>

Oh and since you special butterflies think you deserve an opinion then it's time to vote for the best serious thread of 2017. Not like I will read any of it anyway. MAKE 2017 GREAT AGAIN!

Citizens of this site I have an important announcement to make. <b>The fake news has lied to every single one of you</b> 2018 is never coming It does not matter that Beach 1: Operation Babe Hunt won first place for best casual thread of 2017. or the rest of these random rankings after ... 2. GYM 3. Tied between Snow War and Camping 4. Tied between Norway, Em's Armory, Inverse Nexus, Musical, Destinyland, Sunmall, Snake Wedding, and Gentaro's School CAUSE THE HOLIDAY KNOWN AS NEW YEARS HAS NOW BEEN OFFICIALLY CANCELLED WELCOME TO ETERNAL 2017!

Three hours left until the final event and even less time for you haters to save your precious new year. So yeah yeah time to vote for the BEST SERIOUS THREAD OF 2017. Enjoy this whole voting deal before it ends. http://www.strawpoll.me/14731810

(The Chief lets out a gasp of pain as a six-inch long spear of ice stabs him directly in his orange, crunchy chest. He claws at his really expensive suit in a weak attempt to pull the ice out, but it remains stuck in him and melting his snack insides. Realizing the futility of his actions he falls back against his throne and croaks out.) You fools you have no idea what you've done ... 2018 will end all of you ... (He coughs up a hefty pile of cheeto dust and the lower half of his body falls completely off.) I-I tried to make 2017 great again ... (With those final words he breaths his last and dissolves into a mushy pile of snack food. The solar eclipse behind him now darkened as if carrying away his spirit.)

(The Chief just laughs at the foolishness of the people in front of him.) Only those with a high IQ would understand why I bothered to kidnap this cheap idol. (He leans forward on both his hands as if talking to a group of small children.) You think fidget spinners and 2017 were bad? Well you all have seen nothing yet and this thing. (He jabs a finger towards Kisaragi's gilded cage with distaste.) Is the bringer of even worse. I am only trying to save you all from what is to come. So sit back and appreciate fidget spinners cause that is all you people will be getting from now on.

As my first order of business I would like to make you all kneel. (Chief announces and suddenly the very earth shakes forcing everyone standing upon the ground. He then lays his hands against his chest and begins exuding a powerful aura.) Why have you plebians come to my palace of gold?