Honey come here and get a load of this jackoff.

Ew his breath smells like dogshit and bugspray, is he really a politician?

Eat a bag of dicks Toranosuke. What do you know?

See look how lewd he is!? He want's you to get behind him and to give it to him from behind! Ahaha What Joke! No wonder he looks like Jon Stewart with AIDs

You're right, I can smell the astro glide in his sports coat already, let's go.

We're here to roast people, not potatoes.

I totes have a thing for Iwai, I can't help myself around a man with scruff yummy!

Lewd if unenthusiastic handjob had a face, it would be you.