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LIVE: Tonight's Speech in Shibuya Topic: Phantom Thieves
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is Toronosuke Yoshida, and I have an important topic to discuss with you all...

The Phantom Thieves.

There has been a lot of commotion lately about this elusive group and what exactly their intentions are. Are they good or bad, do they act in the name of justice or for personal gain, you could say they have definitely made an impact so far.

I think the problem we are not seeing here is that the actions of these thieves, whether or not we agree with them, is a consequence of our own lack of action.
hi yes this is me the ghost robber
It is because we as a society, choose not to take the action we need, choose to look the other way from the growing problems surrounding us. Our will to fight for what is right has left us and we have given in to apathy.

We should be ashamed that, as a whole, we are letting ourselves down. Is this the legacy we wish to really leave behind for the next generation?
I love you tora
Eat a bag of dicks Toranosuke. What do you know?
I like this guy.
We need to acknowledge how far we have fallen when we have people left so concerned to take action that they must do so from the shadows. The criticism they receive and the amount of consequence they face for simply doing the right thing is appalling.

There hasn't been an individual sought after this hard by law enforcement in over 50 years. Lee Harvey Oswald was pursued with less vigor than the Phantom Thieves are.
When are we going to wake up? When are we going to say enough is enough and take action?

Well ladies and gentlemen, I will wait no longer. I choose to stand up for what is right. Believe in me and I will help be your strength to stand up too.
Honey come here and get a load of this jackoff.
Hey sweetheart what's keeping you..? Oh dear god not this guy...

HEY NO-GOOD-TORA!

Up to your old tricks again I see! What are you doing this time? Planning on drugging another assistant and then sodomizing them after your press conference??

Hahaha
I..ah! Oh my..

Uhm.. As I was saying..
Ew his breath smells like dogshit and bugspray, is he really a politician?
He used to be a member of the diet years ago but was found at the center of multiple scandals including being convicted for drugging and date-raping the interns.

Ever since then he's been known as "No-Good Tora" and as "The Brown Father"
I see the masses haven't changed...
O__O; what am i seeing?
Someone please cover Yotsuba's poor innocent ears
Oi! You lot of hecklers. How about you shut the hell up and let the man speak?
This is just rudeness.
That's.. that's not true! I would never take advantage of anyone like that!!

T..To get back on topic.. About the Phantom Thieves, please understand the situation as is cannot be left alone. We must join together hand in hand to take on the issues we face. Our future should not be the burden carried only by the Phantom Thieves alone!
Watch out! No-Good-Tora is going to try and whisper sweet nothings into your ear and then roofie you!

Hahaha
help me tora
Hey! Some people are try to listen.
X__X not mr. Tora.. first lance armstrong and then the pen-apple guyy nuuuuuu
trying*

OOC: The hell is wrong with me today?
AYE @Chouno LISTEN HERE. LEAVE THE NIGGA ALONE. LET THE NIGGA SPEAK. smh... You're the worst teacher at Shujin Academy too! Ms. Kawakami aint got NOTHING on y'all niggas. lmfaooo!
*shaking* Sir will you please just listen to what I have to say or leave! I know I have made mistakes in my past but I want to put that all behind me
@Natsuhiko...one more outburst from you and I'm gonna be forced to shut you up myself.
See look how lewd he is!? He want's you to get behind him and to give it to him from behind! Ahaha What Joke! No wonder he looks like Jon Stewart with AIDs
lol this crowd is shit lmfao
Bring it on you pussy I'll crush you with my Wallet.

Come on honey, it's starting to get pretty gay up in here.
How was that lewd?
You're right, I can smell the astro glide in his sports coat already, let's go.
I..I think that's enough for today's speech..

Thank you for listening
@bluehairedemo yknow so long as they're gone. I don't really think it matters.

Hey Tora! The stage is yours again, keep it up man!
Throws tomato* :3
I'm never going to be taken seriously as a politician again.. Those stories are going to haunt me for the rest of my career.. My life!

I can't take it anymore *shaking furiously pulls a gun from out of his coat*

I..I'm coming Michael! *puts gun in mouth*
OOC: Jebus! This escalated quickly!!

Wait, don't do that shit!!
........!
You give up on yourself, you give up on the people. Is that what you really want?
T-T someone stawp him!!
Tora! What about your ideals?
Tora! Put down the gun! Now!
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Listen to imtherealklib, what about your ideals and the people?!

Is this how you want to end it really?
OOC: Grabs popcorn*
*turns and starts to shoot wildly into the crowd*

I AM GOOD FOR NOTHING!!

*hits chibii_tama in the chest with a bullet*
T-T ah...ah... it hurts..
Why would you ever bully Yoshida-san?
He's a good man.
Oh.
Oooooooh.
Well then.
Ducks down next to chibii* CHIBII NOOOOO!
!!! Officers, shoot him!!
*Becomes riddled with bullets by the surrounding policemen*

Aaagk..!

*falls to the ground*

Farewell my apprentice.. *breathes last breath*

...
Holy shit...
You never paid me that 500 yen for holding this sign, asshole
Everyone clear the area. Call in to dispatch, we have two civilians down, send a pickup NOW!

I said get out of the area! This speech is over!
Jesus fuck
That wasn't how I remembered this confidant
*throws pixie 500 yen and brings a revival bead to chibi-tama*

EFF me that escalated quick. Dammit.
Looks like we need to prepare a funeral...

I call dibs on making the coffin
Just tuned in to Tora dying. Wtf just happened?
Ah! Found my wallet! It must have fallen out of my pocket when we were leaving..

What the fk happened??
Dibs on being one of the pall bearers
@Natsuhiko

No Good Tora just died and now we are planning his funeral.
Pretty much.
That escalated quickly...
Hm, well at this point death isn't much of a consequence. Everyone here has died at least once already.

*ducks under police tape*
*kicks Yoshida's body, which is currently under a tarp*

Helloooooo, you alive in there? You're good right?

*holds out fist*

Hit me if you're good.
After 13 Hours in Surgery, we unfortunately must report that both Toranosuke and chibii_tama did not survive their gunshot wounds.

As of right now the circumstances behind this violent outburst remain unclear, but a full-blown investigation will take place to uncover the truth behind this incident..

Right now we are chalking it up to being another case of mental shutdown caused by the purported Phantom Thieves.
PHANTOM THIEVES, YAAAAS
@Niijima They didn't do a mental shutdown. If it was a mental shutdown it would be a bit more creepy than just someone almost trying to commit suicide.
forums shit tbh
WARNING: Suspect s Natsuhiko and Chouno are wanted for questioning in regards to the events that took place last night.

We ask the public be on the look out for either of these two suspects and be dilligent in reporting ANY suspicious behavior.

Please report immediately to me if you see either of these two suspects or have information regarding the shooting last night.
Man, the world's a little darker now. Glad I dipped into the TV World early, though.
Um, yes, Prosecutor @Niijima I believe your suspects are prowling about once again.
i cant believe one of the best confidants is dead
I will revive him
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