*The detective is dressed in a very classic outfit, similar to that of Sherlock Holmes, and he has one of those old fashioned phones on his desk.*

Hmm... sounds like a tough case. It isn't too serious, though, so I'll ring up the other agency.

This guy over here wants us to investigate a case of "identity fraud", if you know what i'm sayin'.

Sigh... *The detective kicks back his feet and stares at the folder on his desk. It's of one person named Mustachio. The photo on the front of the folder shows a man with a top hat, tuxedo, monocle, and a gigantic mustache.*

*Conveniently, they have 2 different locations.*

Hmm... there's a drink machine here. *He types in <b>Essence of Tobacco</b>.*

*Detective Smartstuff walks over to the drink machine.* What's going on here? *He looks at Faggor* Why is your nose so big!?