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Hundred-S
Drink Machine: The Movie: The Game: The Experience
A black drink machine sits on the sidewalk, with some styrofoam cups beside it. A keypad on the front allows anyone to type both letters and numbers. The faded poster on the side encourages potential customers to type anything.
Faggor_Anon
*A rather old looking man sitting on a deep blue chair and desk hovers into the scene with some personas holding up the chair and the desk* Another one...? I hope it works this time. *The man nods to a persona holding up the desk, and it types into the keypad:* A larger nose
Hundred-S
The drink whirs, then dispenses skin-colored molten plastic into a styrofoam cup. It overflows due to the sheer amount of plastic being poured in.
Minato_Yuki
*Minato walks up to the keypad an types in "The blood of the innocents"*
Hundred-S
Another cup is put under the dispenser, and is soon filled with a metallic-smelling red liquid.
Minato_Yuki
*He takes the cup and walks away*
Faggor_Anon
I see... An interesting approach. *The old man picks up the molten plastic, even the overflowing ones, and molds it on top of his nose, making it about as big as a baseball bat* This is perfe- what are you doing? *The persona that is holding up his chair, a Yoshitsune, starts typing something into the machine, almost tipping Faggor over.* MORE ATTACK POWER
Hundred-S
A light pink liquid is poured into a cup. It smells like strawberries.
Faggor_Anon
Please don't! *Faggor attempts to reach the persona with his nose bat, but can't. Yoshitsune drinks the pink liquid with a small hint of a grin on his face*
Hundred-S
The drink tastes a bit off, but still rather strawberry-like. Not much difference is felt. It's probably just a protein shake.
Aitome_Korichi
*Aitome steps in through a rift in the side of the wall and notices the giant machine, walking up to it and staring at the poster blankly before her eyes glow blue and she realises what it is Oh! I see now! It's a drink machine! Lets see here... I wonder if they have this... *Aitome then presses the keypad multiple times in order to input in "Hope" awaiting her drink
Detective_Smartstuff
*Detective Smartstuff walks over to the drink machine.* What's going on here? *He looks at Faggor* Why is your nose so big!?
Hundred-S
A light golden liquid is poured into a cup. It's as light as air and barely ripples at any disturbance.
Detective_Smartstuff
Hmm... there's a drink machine here. *He types in Essence of Tobacco.*
Aitome_Korichi
Oh! Hello there Sherlock Holmes! I just found this weird machine, it seems to serve anything! *Aitome then sees the new cup of "Hope" and grabs it, staring at the color, with sparkling eyes, ready for whatever is going to happen, downing the entire thing with one gulp
Minato_Yuki
*Minato walks back to the drink machine* I need more blood...
Faggor_Anon
*Glares at the detective and points at the machine using his nose* That. *Meanwhile, the Yoshitsune looks slightly disappointed and mumbles under his breath.*
Hundred-S
A foul liquid is dispensed into a cup. Definitely has the smell of tobacco. Aitome feels a sudden happiness. They immediately forget all that is wrong with the world. No negative thoughts can penetrate this bliss.
Aitome_Korichi
W-wow! Th-this is great! *Aitome's eyes then light up like lightbulbs and begins to skip around and out of the alleyway, reacting to everything in sight with childlike wonder and awe, is this a good thing? Perhaps not,
Minato_Yuki
*He types in "The blood of the innocents: Type O blood version"* ...
Hundred-S
More red liquid is dispensed. Where is it even getting this...?
Minato_Yuki
Ooc: I was doing something. Ic: *He takes the cup and walks away*
Pikadaboi
Walks around and spots the drink machine Huh, what's this?
FemNexus
*A young woman descends from the clouds, regarding the drink machine callously* Well, I suppose I am a little thirsty from preparations *The woman’s gaze passes over the drink machine as she types in “serenity”*
Pikadaboi
Goes to the drink machine and types in whiskey Yes, yes, yes!
Hundred-S
The woman's drink is a light blue mixure, while Pika's is just... whiskey.
Pikadaboi
Drinks it and types in School Shooting :)
FemNexus
*The woman sighs before gracefully drifting over to her drink and downing it*
Hundred-S
The drink immediately brings a sense of calm, but rather than forget all the bad things in life, the drinker... doesn't really care about anything. Just relaxes in the peace of existing. The next drink is molten metal. A bit of plastic is mixed in.
Pikadaboi
Attempts to drink it, and it works! ACKK! WAHHAHHA I'M DROWNING IN SORROW AND MOLTEN LAVA!
Keilin_Minami
Keilin walks by the machine, watching porn (earphones included), because, she's addicted to that shit. Though she decided to pause it for once and took a quick glance at the drink machine. She then types the following: Horny "I do think I need to be more perverted then usual I guess." she said to herself, putting her earphones back in to play it back, and waits for her drink.
Faggor_Anon
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Faggor_Anon
OOC: oops wrong thread
Pikadaboi
While suffocating in lava and plastic H.... ey! ACCCK! HELP!
Hundred-S
The machine whirrs for a minute, then dispenses a brown drink that bubbles in a way that it almost seems spiky.
Pikadaboi
Jumps up from his moment of despair and types in HELP
Hundred-S
The drink machine dispenses nothing... Just kidding. It despenses some refreshing water.
Keilin_Minami
Keilin takes a look at it for a second before pouring it out. "Well, don't I have to be more specific for this thing." she said, kicking the cup away and began typing it again. Ectsatic
Pikadaboi
Drinks le water and instantly is fine YES! I HAVE SURVIVED!
Hundred-S
The machine clicks and whirrs, then pours in a glowing green liquid. The mispelling was taken into account.
-Felix-
Walts towards the machine What's this I see? A delicious drink machine! Types in chicks
Hundred-S
With Felix's input, he gets a cup full of blood, muscle, and a few small feathers. Beautiful.
Ruka_Maaka
*Ruka sees the machine and types in what can be read as blood. She tries to hide it because of what she actually is*
Keilin_Minami
"Hmm? That's not what I want! Hey, yellow rat, try whatever this is please." she said, throwing it at Pikadaboi. *She then groaned as she finally tried again. This time, not going for horny or ecstatic.* Pleasure
-Felix-
Slaps the cup away GAH!? What the hell! Types in Happy
Pikadaboi
Drinks the glowing green liquid? Hmmm...
Rom_Dolos
*Rom enters the area and immediately spots the machine. He then looks at the keypad in detail* A drink machine? Might as well try it. *Rom ponders for a second before typing something in:* Calm
Pikadaboi
Hey Rom!
Hundred-S
ooc; Hoo boy, gimme a sec...
Hundred-S
Ruka gets a cup of blood. Nothing more, nothing less. A cup of neon pink liquid is produced by the "pleasure" input. Felix gets a cup of bubbling yellow liquid. Upon drinking the liquid, Pika feels incredibly satisfied. The drink is weird, and he can't pinpoint the taste, but it was still satisfying. Rom gets a light blue mixture.
-Felix-
Grabs the drink Seems, mellow! Drinks the yellow liquid
Rom_Dolos
I see... You type anything in and...something comes out. Oh, hey Pika. *Rom takes a deep breath* Here goes... *Rom takes a sip of the mixture*
Ruka_Maaka
*Ruka drinks the cup of blood empty, hoping nobody saw this* God, so tasty! It's been far too long! Wait. What if I type in... *She types in love*
Hundred-S
Felix is suddenly struck with an almost contagious happiness. It's the kind that brightens your day and puts a spring in your step. Rom relaxes, feeling all worry leave him. He simply basks in the serenity of existence.
Hundred-S
A rosy-colored mixture comes out at Ruka's next input. It sparkles in the sunlight.
Pikadaboi
That radioactive drink was surprisingly good!
-Felix-
Suddenly feels a bit happier than normal I feel great!
Keilin_Minami
"I forgot to put sexual in this, but it'll make do. At least, I hope so...anyways," she stopped for a moment before downing the drink. In her last few seconds of being unaffected, she hastily types what she was originally going for: Sexual Pleasure
Rom_Dolos
Wow... it worked! *Rom has a much... well, calmer look on his face*
Ruka_Maaka
Huh. Interesting *Ruka gives it a shot*
Hundred-S
Keilin is literally knocked over by sheer bliss. It's like being massaged, eating your favorite food, or relaxing in the sun, but multiplied by 100. Her next drink is a deep scarlet.
Hundred-S
Ruka feels something fluttering in her chest. As she stares at the vending machine, she realizes that the person staring back at her in the reflection of the black metal is really freaking hot. It's love at first sight. Narcissius would be proud.
Ruka_Maaka
Oh, I hope that is temporary, but I sure do look hot!
Ruka_Maaka
But to be safe *Ruka types in "Anti Narcissism*
Hundred-S
A dull gray liquid comes out. It's nothing too amazing.
Keilin_Minami
[/i]She sighs in a joyous tone, her face being fluttered with blush. Similar to when she...actually pleasures herself while watching instead of just watching it.[/i] "Ah, Life...now, where was I?..." she asked herself as she took the drink and left with it.
Keilin_Minami
Ooc: Look at what we have here.
Ruka_Maaka
*Ruka drinks it and turns normal* Boy, it sure works! *Ruka types in "love" multiple times* I will use these some day! Only if I have to though...
Hundred-S
Many more cups of the rosy liquid are poured out. Have fun.
Hax
... ... ... it was there. After walking a long way from home, the little explorer reached the vending machine... Hidden at the corner of the street, you could see a white bulge looking around the place nerviously
AdachiImouto
*A peculiar looking girl wearing a uniform enters the premises, her long black hair, dyed white on the left flowing behind her. She seems to be humming a song to herself until she notices the vending machine, approaching it* Look! It is a delightful extraordinary vending machine! This seems to be a supernatural gift from the 7 dieties, to grant wishes like that of a magic lamp! This will extend the powers of my broken brilliance! *The short chuunibyo girl ponders to herself for a moment. What should she type?*
Hax
!!!! The white bulge returned quickly to hide behind the corner, surprised as she saw Sayaka there. Did she also notice the weird object from the street? Was she trying to discover what exactly was that? ... ... oh? Saya-chan is typing something...
AdachiImouto
... *After a moment of contemplation, Sayaka enters the code without hesitation and a determined expression* [Quote=Sayaka]WORLD DOMINATION[/Quote]
Hundred-S
A reddish black drink practically shoots into the cup. It pulses with a crimson energy.
Adachi_
*out from another alleyway comes Adachi, rubbing the back of his neck as he notices the strange machine with Sayaka next to it, waving Hey there! Watcha doing here? Did you get lost or something Sayaka?
Hax
Hax slowly pops her head out of the corner, after haring a few *beps*. Saya-chan was looking determined to the vending machine... ...hmmmm... oh! I know! She must be using her BROKEN brilliance to warn the unknown machine! Must be it!
Hax
!!!!!! The cat hide again, seeing the unknown man talking to her Saya-chan
AdachiImouto
*Sayaka picks up the cup and stares at the grotesque looking drink* With the power residing in this cup, the future of House Adachi shall never be DELETED! *And with that... She downs the entire drink. While waiting on the effects to kick in, she is startled by a familiar voice and turns around. She immediately drops the chuunibyo mask and looks up at her brother* Oh, hi Oniichan! I found this weird vending machine while I was headed out to shop... So I tried it out. It said to enter anything, so I did and got an odd looking drink. I'm waiting to see the results. Erm... For detective duties of course!
Adachi_
A vending machine that serves anything? That's a thing? Are you sure it isn't dangerous or anything? I guess it cant hurt. Let me see... *Adachi then walks up and presses a few buttons, eventually typing in "Cabbage" and awaiting his drink
Hundred-S
The drink seems to have no effect at first, but soon, a growing... hunger? Anger? Something determined begins growing in her soul. It's as if it wants to consume the world, as if it wants to make everything its.
Hundred-S
A light green liquid comes out. A few bits of unliquified cabbage leaves float near the top.
AdachiImouto
Well, that's why I took it upon myself to investigate, of course! I am a PI after a-- *Just then, the drink begins to take effect. Sayaka's train of thought stopped. She holds her forehead, and soon smiles* Hmhmhm... It's a PI's duty to investigate, of course. I have to know everything. Then this world will be all mine... House Adachi, the seat of the world. What a delightful idea!
Adachi_
Ah! It's kinda boring being a detective in my opinion, but hey its not all bad, although... *Adachi then tilts his head when Sayaka holds her forehead, taking his drink slowly and looking down to see the cabbage, Are you sure your okay? It's good to have ambitions but maybe you should rest for a bit. *Adachi then swirls his own cup for a second before shrugging and downing the entire thing, eating up the cabbage
AdachiImouto
Rest...? While people continue to be shitty to those who are different? Like they did to you? And to me? Wouldn't everything just be better if we destroyed our enemies took this world for ourselves? Nothing could stop us, Oniichan! *Sayaka smiled darkly as she spoke. Usually she has a playful look in her expression when she talks this way, but this Sayaka seemed very aggressive and ambitious*
Adachi_
*Adachi begins to laugh whole heartedly as he turns to the machine, typing in "Sedative" quickly as he responds Hehe! That sounds great! Although, I did make a promise to not mess things up again... *Adachi then grabs the dispensed drink and hands it to Sayaka with a smile Here, if your going to take over the world you'll need your energy!
Hundred-S
A cloudy white liquid is dispensed. It'll certainly get the job done.
Hax
!!!!! A strange man offering a suspicious drink to my Saya-chan?! NOT IN MY WATCH! Hax suddenly went out of her hidding post, running with her barefoot to Sayaka. She then... huuged tightly her legs, digging her face Saya-chan, nuuuuuuuuuu! Don't drink that! Stranger Danger!
AdachiImouto
Much obliged, Oniichan! Cheers to our future world domination... *Sayaka was just about to drink it, before Hax suddenly clinged to her leg. She spills a little of it, looking down at Hax. For an instance it looks like some sanity is restored* Eh? Hax? Did you follow me...? Erm, this isn't a stranger, this is my brother... I told you about him, remember?
Ruka_Maaka
*Ruka types in anti-pedophilia and anti-genocide* Here Mr Adachi, have this.
Hundred-S
A red drink and a blue drink are made, respectively.
Hax
Hax kept snuggling on Sayaka's leg, before moving behind her and staring at the Stranger Danger, gripping thightly Hisss... Stranger man gave Saya-chan weird drink... Stranger bad... machine bad... my Saya-chan! *Well, she deffinetly forgot about her shy self in favour of a more aggressive personality*
Adachi_
*Adachi seems to be somewhat surprised by the random Neko, however, he keeps his dumb smile on his face Why hello there, arent you the persona Sayaka is living with? *Adachi then turns to the newcomer and stares at them with an intrigued look, shrugging, Now how do you know my name? Am I that famous already? Its fine, I dont need it!
Adachi_
(I messed up so many times there Im not even gonna talk about it)
Hax
(Don't worry, this new features are difficult for me too)
Ruka_Maaka
Fine then. These two drinks would make you more charming and make more children wanna play with you. But if you don't wanna then I will just pour it away.
AdachiImouto
It's okay, dear... This is Tohru Adachi of House Adachi. He's family. He's going to help us take this world for ourselves. *Sayaka petted Hax reassuringly, her expression was still pretty scary, however* Onii-chan, this is Hax. She's my girlfriend... ...And I would suggest no foolish people approach us unless they plan to bow at our feet~ you won't wake up tomorrow...
Hax
Little Hax became a little more smaller with Sayaka's pets, closing her eyes a little and smiling She is unaware of Sayaka's face, still wary of the stranger, hidding begind Sayaka H-He is... your brother, huh? A-Adachi-san... hmmmmmm...
Adachi_
Eh? Why would I need something like that? I'm already pretty charming if I do say so myself. *Adachi then kneels and waves towards the Hax, Ciao! It's nice to meet ya! Adachi Tohru the name! You don't gotta be too hostile Sayaka! Just a little bit of fun!
AdachiImouto
Hostile? Me? A little blood and death never hurt anybody... *With a dark giggle, she finally sips what is left of the "Sedative" drink, watching Hax and Adachi*
Hax
*Hax kept her distance, gripping tighter... but her suspicions slowly became shiness, blushing a little behind Sayaka* U-Uh... Hax... Hax Adachi...
Adachi_
*Adachi smiles at the drink and turns to the Hax, speaking quietly as to not scare her Well, then can you do me a favor Hax? Make sure Sayaka gets home safe alright? You can do that right? *Adachi then gets up and pats Sayaka on the shoulder while he begins to walk away I've gotta get going now! I'll see ya, Sis! Do that favor alright?
Hax
*Adachi would need to crouch to pat Hax, since she is smoll loli...*
Hax
*But yeah, Hax gave a little nod, confused*
AdachiImouto
Eh? I'm right here, you know... *Sayaka felt angry about being undermined like that. Maybe she should kill this Ruka person to set an example...* Bye, Onii-chan. I hope the future high priestess of the world has your blessing! Now... *Sayaka smiles and clenches the knife hidden under her skirt, but soon starts to feel... Sleepy...* Eh...? What the hell was that dr.... mmm... *Sayaka appeared to return to normal for a moment before falling over, curling up into a ball of sleep next to Hax. She didn't seem pained, just peaceful. And maybe a bruise from landing on concrete*
Hax
!!!!!!!!!! S-SAYA-CHAN?! Well how would a little kid react to this? Hmmm... Hax crouched quickly to Sayaka's side, pushing her a little, trying to wake her up S-Saya-chan, are you ok? Saya-chan?!
AdachiImouto
*Hearing Hax in her sleep, Sayaka quietly hugs her cute neko girlfriend with a smile. She seemed to be okay.*
Hax
<///////> *Quietly, Hax moved Sayaka on her shoulders... and walking slowly, she went home again... without knowing what the mistery machine was...*
Mark_Damion
*Mark walks up kinda hust looking around the area before he notices the drink machine* Type anything huh? How about this? *He types "A cure for blacking out randomly"
Hundred-S
A midnight blue liquid flows into a cup. Yellow flecks sparkle like stars on the surface.
Ruka_Maaka
*Ruka observed Mark* Hey, why didn't I think of that? *Ruka types in "Water Lethality Cure"* This should heal me from my water allergy.
Hundred-S
A cup of bright red liquid is what Ruka gets. But will it even have its intended effect...?
Mark_Damion
*Mark takes the cup and downs it* Man I hope this helps. It really gets annoying. *He then turns to Ruka.* Do you know what this place is? Last I knew I was in America working on a case now I'm somewhere else entirely.
Ruka_Maaka
You are in Shibuya in America *Ruka drinks the potion and then types in water*
Mark_Damion
Shibuya in America? Isn't Shibuya in Japan?
Ruka_Maaka
OOC: I had a brainfuck, I did mean Japan xD
Mark_Damion
OOC: I'll pretend it didn't happen IC: I Blackout and now I'm in Japan, wonderful.
Hundred-S
ooc: Before I nom food... ic: Ruka, before she can type anything, suddenly feels a hot pain from drinking just part of the drink. It's as if something is trying to eat at her from the inside out. Mark feels a little sleepy, but he feels like he can sense exactly when he'd fall asleep, down to the last second. Now blackouts won't be "random."
Ruka_Maaka
Wh- what's happening!?
Ruka_Maaka
*After the effects wore of, Ruka felt okay again. She typed in water twice, and used one cup to wake Mark up* Hey!
Hundred-S
Two cups of water come out. She's still allergic, as she will soon find out, but a bit less so.