Hello. I'm Elizabeth from reality control. I've been called out to this cafe to investigate some dimensional disturbance. Have any of you seen anything strange recently? Like multiple clones of a blue haired young man, or perhaps a crazed orange marsupial?

Okay, that curry was delicious! I'll have to come again someday... Wait, is that blue haired clone still at it?

That was quite a show... I'll have to keep a close eye on this place in the future. I even feel myself becoming more lethargic the longer I apend here, so I shall be leaving for now. Thank your for your hospitality.

I cannot even speak properly any more, it seems. Anyhow, farewell.

It appears that the Leblanc is in fact acting as a 'bridge' of sorts; judging by the customers here, it may even exist in an infinite number of universes at once. How fascinating. <br> <br> I believe that your clone is nothing to worry about @bluehairedemo; as this cafe exists outside of time, you cannot die here, and anything that happens here is inconsequential to your actual life outside of it. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're dead already. <br> <br> Probably. <br> <br> Anyway. this curry won't eat itself.

This place also has this strange air, like it is destroyed and rebuilt as often as day follows night, regardless of the circumstance. Is there a higher power at work attempting to maintain it's business, or does reality itself simply require it's existence? I will have to contemplate this further after I finish this 7th plate of curry.

Oh dear, the floor appears to be... something else.

Thank you very much. I shall pass on a drink for now however; I've been meaning to drink this bottle of Muscle Juice that one of my clients brought to me earlier. From that @bluehairedemo over there in fact. <br> <br> Oh.

Both, you say? That is worrying. That was a mostly rhetorical question after all. I do fear that Erebus is kicking up a fit again and weakening the barriers between dimensions. <br> <br> Well, while I'm here, I've heard you serve the humam delicacy known as 'curry' here. I would like to order 16 of your finest curries, please. <br> <br> *hands over 100000 yen in notes* <br> <br> Keep the change, thank you.

If you're the real Inari then I'm the real Elizabeth.