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Leblanc 6: Meme Ocean
Im here, my sexuality may be queer, and I making coffee dear
Oh ocean man
take me by the hand
take me by the hand
Take me by the hand
lead me to the land
Eat a pail of sand
I have no hands.
Take me by the paw
that you understand
What has today become.
*spins around on stool*
Wheeee
This place is already corrupt
Nowhere is safe
Well this is depressing.
the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
ocean man
Oh heck is Jolyne here?
Thot's have invaded our sacred place
The voyage to the corner of the globe
ocean man

the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
How much money has Sakura-san spent to open so many Leblancs?
soaking up the thirst of the land
And in a shocking twist of fate: Leblanc is actually today's apocalypse
am i in the wrong universe? I heard about something about stones and oceans. is there a gay priest here?
ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
@CualiqueXSora

Yeah, he's in the back praying
*cums in the coffee*

Daddy I put my love nectar in the coffee so I can be inside everyone~
ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
a man in the ocean
soaking up the thirst of the land
ocean man
Wait does everyone in the thread die in the end?
ocean man
take me by the hand
Can I have some oil please?
I don't think Hacker juice coffee fits my pallet.
shhhhh.
lead me to the land
spoilers
For something non-P5
No, the only ones in the thread who die are the ones who were already dead. C'mon, this is basic Jojo
I don't know about death, but here's some coffee
I'll...have a iced coffee, please. And a flapjack.
Is it hotter than you, the way I like it @Boss
im not sorry
I'll just have a cup of coffee. The relief effort didn't go well on my end
@JackieBoy

Here, an iced and stack
@nyarlathotep

Here we are
i am sorry
*continues to spin around on stool*
rrrrrrruff!
*The dog's back. He whines... looks like he's hungry.
Regular black coffee please. Make it bitter as hell. Just like my personality.
Whoa a pupper
*Walks through the door*
Yo, Can I get a Coffee?
Oh hello small dog
how are you today?
I'll have black as well.
So may I get some curry with this? Here's ¥300
arf!
*Koromaru looks towards Aigis and wags his tail... looks like he's happy that he isn't being chased out of the shop by her again.
*He looks towards Boss with shining eyes... does he want curry...?
@Koromaru-chan

You, want this curry boy? Here
And everybody, Himalayan Blacks, here
Can you explain?
Give me your best coffee please.
*Spins on the stool while fading into the infinite void*
Would you be willing to mix ghost peppers in with the coffee beans for mine?
@Inari

Here, the best
woof!
*Koro-chan seems grateful! He immediately begins to chow down. It's... about as messy as you may have been expecting... but at least he doesn't seem to mind the spiciness.
You have my thanks.
*Takes the coffee and sips*
Thanks.
So I stepped out for a bit, and I think Mishima has started smiting people. Seems like things might calm down pretty soon.
Can I have a cup of coffee with as much cream and sugar ¥1000 can get me?
Umm...is it safe to get a cup of coffee?
2 blacks and one yellow. Right here
Boss, one cup of your finest not-yet-jizzed-in coffee, please.
@Miranda_The_Lesbian

Here, it's fresh
Hey there!
Sorry that I got the wrong address last time, but I'm here now!
Here's that stripper pole you ordered!
I'll just uh
Leave this here I guess
Hey everyone
Can we just go to steel ball run? thats like the best part anyways
What version of Leblanc is this gonna be on by the end of the week?
Is it because of the Steel Balls?
i like horses
U~U
*Opens door*
Hey, boss. I'll take the usual.
Seems like the boss isn't here
Guess, I'll just get some Q... I mean Zs then.
Hey. @Yu-Narukami

The other you passed out atc the bar, so I glued a fake dick to his forehead. He's never gonna see it coming!
You saw his shadow in the bar?
Yes. But the OTHER other him
Is anything happening today?
I understand Good job
*pops up behind counter in an apron with a skillet*

I feel horrible about it, but I'm filling for now. I will take orders
Slow day.
@hazama, here at least. But the start of today...very questionable indeed. @Boss is currently passed out drunk so..
He got drunk how?
Great. What did I miss?
*carries Boss's body to bed*
*Mumbles in sleep*
We... have to... stop... clockwork god...
Clockwerk? The giant robot owl that lived forever through the power of hate?
Leblanc closed in the afternoon for a bit, so my sis over there

*gestures to @RobowaifuAigis*

Opened a bar. @Boss showed up and drowned his stresses from the morning.
I stripped to Elder Scrolls soundtracks
What happened this morning? Elder gods?
People were fighting over Boss' affection.
@hazama
Two thots destroyed the forum fighting over Boss.
Let me guess boys?
did yall just hijack a bar
I'm just a costumer
*cleans glasses behind the counter*

What can I get for you folks? Oh those uniforms..Classmates on a date? Hmmmm?
is your hair metal?
My hair? No. The rest of me? Yes. Yes it is.
Give me a coffe make it black
Iced coffee and a flapjack. I need to rest...
Coming right up Mr. Arisato.

*starts brewing some up*

Any condiments on the side?
Are you a part timer here Labrys?
*twirls the shaker and gives it a some quick rattles before pouring out the iced coffee for @JackieBoy and sliding it over*

The flapjack will be out in a jiffy.
*Walks into the cafe and sits down*
Hey, Can I get a coffee please?
so whats your hair made from?
*slides @Minato-Arisato- his fresh black coffee*

Not officially no. Every time I wanna ask @Boss, he either leaves for the day or goes to sleep.
Oh i see thanks for the coffe
Flapjack for ol' JackieBoy~!

*slides him over a fresh one and some syrup*

Mr. Shinjiro, any condiments with that coffee?
@Kotone Shiomi my hair is a synthetic material. Similar to carbon fiber.
*opens door*

Um.....its really crowded in here.

Where's Boss? Did we hijack the cafe?
@Phantom_Trickster-kun @Boss is passed out drunk, so I'm manning the cafe so he still has some income for the day.
Oh neat.
How do you style it then?
*Slides over some fresh black coffee with a side thing of creamer and a small plate of sugar cubes*

Here you go @ShinjiroAragaki.
@-Labrys-

Ah, well I'll take a house blend with some spicy curry. I'm going to take a booth seat for a bit.
*Mumbles in sleep*
...100 die and 1000 more are born...
@Kotone Shiomi, easy. Like normal hair. It's very flexible and acts just like normal hair. Only real difference is it doesn't grow, can't be cut with normal scissors, and I don't have to worry about color fading and such!
Well it's not exactly a condiment but I wouldn't mind trying some of that curry I saw earlier.
@Phantom_Trickster
*slides over your coffee with side condiments*

There is that, I'll be right out with the curry pal!
Oh! Thats super neat!
*Mumbles in sleep*
...Izanagi-no-Okami...
You got it @ShinjiroAragaki, I'll double the curry order then!

*spins around and starts making the curry*
Wait...SOMEONE STOP YU NOW!!

*realizes what Yu is about to say in his sleep*
*Mumbles in sleep*
Myriad tru...
*Nods and starts to drink his coffee*

So, what's that sleeping kid mumbling about?
*grabs Yu's tongue with lightning reflexes and flicks his forehead*

WAKE UP
Uh, what! What's going on!?!
You were sleeping
Ok, but why was my forehead flicked?
You were about to blow the place up with your persona in your sleep...Be more careful Yu-kun!!

*washes hands and finishes curry*

Curry for @Phantom_Trickster and @ShinjiroAragaki!

*slides plates of curry to each*
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Ask Labrys
*The once drunk doorboy walks in*
Labrys? What are you doing here?
I was having such a strange dream. Something about wonderland, a group date cafe, and a clock or something.
Tch. What has the world come to? People summoning personas in their sleep.

*notices the curry slide towards him.*
Thank you.

*He nods and starts to chow down on the curry.*
Grr...you boys need to get a hold of yourselves...!
Can anyone get me pancakes?
@That_Thot_Akechi
I'm not sure if they serve pancakes here.
Yes yes. We have pancakes. Tri-stack already @That_Thot_Akechi?
*alright
There anything this place doesn't serve?
*enters cafe*
Alcohol. Omelets. Steak. Anything that isn't coffee, curry, pancakes, and tea.
They don't serve mega beef bowls.
Huh... anyway, coffee. Black please. And... Shinji? Aren't you dead? I mean I am too. Guess we're both defying logic.
Boss has a small, simple menu here. Quality over quantity.
*slides over a black coffee to @bluehairedemo*

Careful its hot
Thanks. *He takes a sip*
Tch. Don't tell me you went and died too, though in that case you sure this isn't just the afterlife.
Maybe. In any case, It's good to see you again.
I'm pretty sure that this Leblanc is actually someone's palace in the metaverse
All these dupes and dead people showing up at @Boss's place...is it a supernatural magnet..?
I'm still alive, I think.
Good to see you two, you guys did save the world before you got yourself killed right?

*Turns to Yu*

You apparently nearly blow us up with your persona in your sleep kid. No way your still alive.
Never stops raining outside either...
Well... at least there's no fog.
Yep. I died a little bit after.

But... is it possible to summon a Persona in the afterlife or whatever this is?
Or a Dark hour.
Well robot lady seemed to think so. I haven't tried. Lost my evoker.
Same here...
I believe this is what people call the metaverse. I'm not sure what kind of properties this world has though.
I'm used to a TV world where we summon personas with cards.
Metaverse?
TV world?
You know back in my day, there weren't any fancy worlds or shadows. It was just demons invading Japan and a bunch of teenagers unlocking stands and making Satanic contracts.

Ah, the good old days
@nyarlathotep
Who are you again?
None of which was my fault in ANY way.
Yeah, we get into the shadow world by jumping into a TV. Is there another way?
Just the crawling chaos.

OOC: Some nerd on a computer who likes persona 2 WAY too much
We just had to wait till midnight.
@Yu-Narukami
Well there used to be a hidden hour of every day that we called "The Dark Hour". That's when shadows would roam and stuff.
Howdy @nyarlathotep. Can. Get you anything today?

And yes @ShinjiroAragaki, you can. Yu here did last night. Nearly killed us all.
Nope. I'm just here to be annoying. As per usual.
Sounds good. I'm here if you decide to order anything.

*leans hip against the counter and cleans glasses*
I'd like to think I helped everyone face themselves rather than nearly killed everyone.
*Sips his coffee* ....
I don't think blowing them up will help them at all with that. Maybe Aki, but not anyone else.
...I won't touch that one
I think Aki would like it... I swear pain turns him on.
So @ShinjiroAragaki...you said Aki...Akihiko-san? Wait...are you his boyf-...you his friend?
That and protein.
Yeah, what the bastard stop talking about me after I bit the bullet?
Definitely protein...
No. He talks about you a lot. Well, more to you. Staring at the sky.
No... he kept asking if you saw him take down a shadow...
Please..no more protean..Aki wouldn't shut up about it last time...
*protein
Tch, that idiot. As if I'd be in the sky and I saw him do that enough when I was alive. Why'd I want to watch that when I was dead.
Well anyway I need to eat something. Pancakes please.
I really don't know...
Three stack coming at ya Blue Boy.

*slides @bluehairedemo some pancakes with a side of butter and syrup*
Could I get another coffee, black please? Wherever this place is, the coffee's good at least.
Thanks.

That's something we can all agree on. By the way, where's Boss?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/200/399/7cb.image.jpg
You better be careful about the coffee, kids. Sometimes it's not milk or creamer that's in it.
I think he passed out or something. Left Robot lady in charge I think.
@nyarlathotep
I thought Boss fired that guy.
Oh that guy fucking died. Still, some people try to carry on his legacy.
@ShinjiroAragaki
Um... ok. Speaking of, what happened in the bar Labrys?
I can promise all things served here are safe.

*slides @ShinjiroAragaki another black coffee*

And yeah. Boss got drunk. He is resting now
Is the title a Jojo's reference?
@nyarlathotep
Um... oh boy...
And @bluehairedemo I have no clue. I left for a reason.
@-Labrys-
Well you could've taken me with you. I woke up on the floor...
Also... is there anything else in this coffee?
*Starts drinking the coffee.*
Well at least mine doesn't need to even touch either of those things. Anyway, you related to Aigis at all. You bear a bit of a resemblance.
* starts to fall back asleep*
Stay awake Yu1. We don't want you to destory this place.
@bluehairedem sorry. Had hands full with Boss. And what donyou mean? Its normal coffee. I use cream, milk and or sugar if you want it. Thats it.

And yes @ShinjiroAragaki. I'm her older sister. ASSW Unit #031 officially. Name is Labrys.
Could just tape his mouth shut if he does. Can't something his persona if he can't speak. I think.
Just checking. Don't want another... incident.
Well nice to meet you @-Labrys- So what caused all you anti-shadow weapon things to get destroyed anyway? Mitsuru and her always said she was the last one.
I'm curious about that too.
Probably Natural selection.
I'd ease up on those questions...
Has she told you before?
Natural selection is about right. To make us grow in power of heart and mind, we fought each other and destroyed one another.
Well.... Shit.
*grimaces*

The hearts and memories of the fallen were given to the next. And the process repeated..
I never wanted it..I didn't wanna fight my sisters...so I ran
... *He sips the coffee*
... *sips coffee*
I uh... wow...
Is wasn't rediscovered until a few years ago. Yu-kun and his friends helped me get my persona in the end. But yeah. Up until that point, not even Aigis knew I existed.
I'm just glad she was able to fulfil one of the promise I made with another one of us anti shadow weapons...I'm glad you showed up @bluehairedemo
But... things are better now... right?
Well then.... anyone wanna hear about the time I almost destroyed the world?
What do you mean by better, @bluehairedemo?
Ya know... no one dying and all...
The program ended a long time ago. Aigis was the last to be built.
Ah.... *sips the coffee*
Mhmmmm. Your girlfriend sure has a strange family background, eh @bluehairedemo?
*sits out some of the coffee he was drinking.*
Wait what.
Um.... I can somewhat explain...
Y'all mind if I...
TURN IT UP TO LEBLANC 7: STEEL OVEN RUN?
Tch. Was there anyone you wasn't dating.
http://i.imgur.com/C2XjKoN.jpg
@bluehairedemo
No, he literally dated everyone. Even the guys, in his alternate universe female form. Even you @ShinjiroAragaki.
@ShinjiroAragaki
That was me from another universe!

@nyarlathotep
W-Where did that come from?!
O///O

@nyarlathotep...why...
The better question is "why not?"
@nyarlathotep
Well... good point...
I'm glad there weren't too many alternate universe versions of me.
*sips his coffee*
I'm not sure the alternate universe excuse will work on them when they find out. You got balls at least.

And @-Labrys- I mean if there was I guess she would have done similar to him.
*holds hem of skirt and apron, narrowing eyes towards #nyarlathotep and @bluehairedemo*

You boys...
I'm not lying though... But the female version of me is true... I met her.
@-Labrys-
I'm not gonna do that to you.
What did I tell you about not overdoing it with the somas. You'd start seeing things.
Well now I'm tempted to post the Labrys one.
He must of learnt his lesson after trying with his girlfriend.
I'm not even gonna comment on this...
@ShinjiroAragaki
I didn't overdo with the somas! But uh... I... drink vodka last night.
I didn't think this place was classy enough to be serving somas...
Well if you guys did end up saving the world before you died I can't really blame you for wanting to live it up in the afterlife.
We don't have soma... -_-
He might.
*points at @Yu-Narukami *
Would explain why he can sleep summon personas.
@ShinjiroAragaki
Oh what the hell man?! I'm telling the truth, I never cheated on anyone!
Having to die to save the world sounds rough.
You think?
I was commenting on the vodka not the cheating. Though I guess I only heard rumours on that front. Think someone might of been jealous of your popularity.
Well, I don't really have that experience.
And that's how you died? Had to go one up me didn't you.
Maybe, but who would want to say that kind of stuff about me?
And like I had a choice. I couldn't let everyone die.
I'd put my bet on junpei. He seems the jealous type.
Well you're not wrong.
Well I mean I ain't going to fault you. Plus after that there wasn't any more threats to everything. Right?
... Hey Yu, was there any more threats?
*rests hip against the counter, quietly cleaning glasses and mugs as this all just unfolds*

*leans over and refills everyone's coffees silently*
Huh. Boss isn't here. Guess I'll come back later.
Phew...

I will just have a mineral water, Boss. It was a bit of a day.
I'm manning the place currently @Sae Niijima. Can I get you anything?

And here you go @AdachiImouto.

*slides a unopened bottle of mineral water down the counter to you*
... Did Yu fall asleep again?
*sips The coffee once it is refilled.*
Thank you @-Labrys-.
@-Labrys-

Can I get a refill? I apologise if I'm staying too long. I had a rough day.
That or fled through the back.
Eh, maybe.

@Phantom_Trickster
Aren't you the guy Boss fired?
*give Yu's nose a pinch to wake him*

And no problem @Phantom_Trickster, I'm here all night basically.
*refills coffee*
I enjoy your company so...

No problem, @ShinjiroAragaki
Ow! I wasn't sleeping! I swear!
@-Labrys- Oh. Are you working the shop, Senpai? I guess Boss is still out of it.

Um... I apologize for my behavior earlier. I never had alcohol before...
No no. @Phantom_Trickster is a good guy. Not that jerk-wad Boss booted.
Oh, alright.

So Yu, was there any threats after 2010?
And yeah, as far as I'm aware he's still passed out upstairs. And it's fine. It's kindda our fault, since sister forgot to card because well...robots dont be drunk...
OOC: Wait is that the right year?
I don't think this world is ever going to stop having threats to it.
Ooc: yup 2010 is right
I had to beat a goddess who wanted to turn everyone in the world into a shadow.
OOC: OK

... Now I kinda feel like our efforts were kinda pointless...