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OOC: P3 is 2009, P4 is 2011
Maybe, but humanity has somehow survived so far.
*downs coffee*
Just how many things want to destroy us all in fun and horrifying ways.
Well we got two now. Besides, isn't there a new wild card?
Shinji! You're alive!

That must mean Minato got a sex change...
My most recent time saving the world involved dancing so, there's that.
@-Labrys- Thank you. Honestly, I had fun, regardless. Your sister is an interesting person...robot. I couldn't relax like this if you hadn't saved me from myself.
A lot. There was Hi-no-Kagutsuchi in 2012; when I was rediscovered. That is heavily intertwined with my addition to the Shadow Operatives.
@Miranda_The_Lesbian
Hold on WHAT?!
OOC: @bluehairedemo

That's a joke about how Shinji survives in the female route of P3P
Ok so we've had Nyx, a goddess, Hi-no-Kagutsuchi, and something to do with... dancing. Is that it?
OOC: I know but clearly male doorboy doesn't.
No, that means we are in a crossover between Female Minato, and normal Male Minato's universes. They both exist separately. We saw her just earlier.
That goddess' name was Izanami-no-Okami by the way.
This is getting confusing...
As for the dancing thing, honestly, I don't even know. I kind of just went with it.
Well didn't Yu mention something about a metaverse I guess if things keep trying to kill us all that is in on it.

And unfortunately @Miranda_The_Lesbian I'm pretty sure I died and this is the afterlife.
Good to know. But then what's with the "Metaverse", no one has explained that yet.
The dancing one was Mikuratana-no-Kami? And the one just recently..This year. That Phantom_Trickster helped with was...Y...Yab...What was it again..? I can't pronounce it..
From what I've heard of this metaverse, shadows exist in places here or something along those lines. Something about a change of heart, too.
*palaces
Hold up. (Pun intended) Changing hearts? Yabbs?
Oh. And Shinji.

I FUCKING EQUIPPED YOU WITH A BULLETPROOF VEST BEFORE THAT BATTLE! WHY'D YOU TAKE IT OFF? WHY? DID YOU HAVE IT ON AND IT WAS JUST DEFECTIVE?

This concludes my semi-OOC rant.
@-Labrys- I think I'm going to need a refil to stop my brain melting.
Izanami-sama...?

Umm. I made a deal with her to destroy you and avenge oniichan... That's how I got my Persona... She's gonna be pissed that I faced myself...
I thought it was @bluehairedemo who gave me it. Plus he forgot to mention the massive hole from where all the shadows hit it on its previous owner.
Oh, I already beat Izanami again.
Yeah.... my bad...
Oh. Well that's that then.

Thanks, Yu-kun, and Labrys-senpai.
Well then... It was defective.


Stupid preowned merchandise. Killing off the 3rd best character.
*pours more coffee for @ShinjiroAragaki and makes some green tea for myself*

There ya go..

*sips slowly and rubs temples*
Anyway what's with the "Changing hearts" and "Yabbs"?
*sips coffee*
Thanks @-Labrys-. Well I'd hope the world wasn't nearly destroyed by something called yabbs.
You'd have to ask someone who was involved. I only heard of it offhand but I think has to do with a rumored group called the Phantom Thieves. They were all over the news recently.
Maybe we can find out who that is on the internet.
The world has ended a few times already. It's complicated...
Labrys do you have internet?
Well I think someone looted all the stuff I had on me when I died so I don't have my phone anymore either. That or it just didn't come with me when I died.
*looks at coffee *


Wait...I was fired ?
There is thing..a website called the Phantom Thieves Aficionado Wedbite. Or Phansite for short...Its the best way to get in touch with the Phantom Thieves.
And no @Phantom_Trickster, you were not. He's confusing you and that Akira asshat.
@Phantom_Trickster
Um, don't worry about it. I just got you mixed up with someone else.
Hey... aren't you the new wild card?
Ugh... I can't seem remember much.
You know what, never mind.

Anyway I still got my phone. Let me try searching Yabbs.
*walks into cafe*
Is... that a marsupial?
I am. Though, I don't have much control of my power yet. I have been lying low for a bit. The cafe seems to be a decent point of interest .
*sips coffee*
Tell me what you find I want to know the story behind that to.
@-Labrys-

I have seemed to miss a fair deal.
*starts spinning into everything in the cafe*
Ok so... nothing has come up for Yabbs. Except things I shouldn't mention.
*keeps cleaning glasses and doesn't even bat an eye at the the furry*
100 die and 1000 more are born...
*gets up from the both and shadow dodges *

Whoa what the fu....
*cup gets dropped*
Son of a bitch what's a shadow doing here.
Izanagi-no-Okami...
Aaaand the cafe is ruined again. I'm calling animal control.
*grabs @Crash-Bandicoot with an iron fist*

Don't. Even.

*looks to @Phantom_Trickster*

Yeah, you could say that...
Myriad Truths!
*Light begins surrounding the odd looking shadow*
*pulls out bazooka*
It doesn't have a mask, so it can't be a shadow.
OH SHIT!!!
Shadow or not how did myriad truths not effect it!?!
*shoots fruit out of bazooka at @-Labrys- so she drops me*
Ziodyne!
... ok... back to my search...
*ziodyne kills me in one hit. I fall over, dead*
*fruit hit my face...but I'm metal, and give no shits*
God hand!
*falls over as well because electricity is my biggest weakness*

Gah..!!
Huh sorry was a little late to the draw there.
I finally broke out of jail but the police are hot on my tail. Does this place have tacos? or is there a taco bell nearby?
Well. I'm glad I packed this.

*lance from out of nowhere*

Hurt Labrys-senpai and I make you into steak.
*pulls out gun to make sure shadow stays down*

Wha...what just happened here.

And...how did I shadow dodge....

We are not in the metaverse....
Hey! Everyone stop! I found something.
@Yu-Narukami your meant to knock down the enemy not your allies...
who let a beaver in here? i'll snap its neck for some taco bell
*my corpse disappears*

*a few seconds later, I come walking back through the door*
... *stabs corpse anyway*

@-Labrys- Labrys-senpai? are you okay?
*grabs @Crash-Bandicoot and tries to snap the creature's neck*

i want my tacos
Not another one. Deathbound!
...who left that weird folding box with a C on it outside?
When your persona is literally a god its kind of hard to control.
Jesus...
*hears police sirens outside*

shit now I'm wanted for animal abuse too and I didn't even get any tacos
Uwaahhh...

*lies on flood dizzy eyed*
*spins into a nearby crate, destroying it*

*suddenly a floating mask appears next to me*
Anyway what'd you find?
quick someone stab me I can't be arrested if I'm dead
OOC: Well first off has everyone here watched P5 to the end or beat the game?
SA....TAN....EAL.


*eyes glow yellow*
pleas kill me I am running out of time
100 die and 1000 are bonr...Izanagi-no-Okami! Megidolaon!
*Aims the attack at @Nasty_Crimeboy*
It's not a knife but it'll work right.
@-Labrys- Do you require care, Senpai? there's a doctor just down the street. I can carry you.
OOC: Yep
thanks now somebody please revive me once the cops are gone so I can get my tacos
*jumps behind the counter and grabs a big purple crystal*
Watch where you point that @Yu-Narukami. You'll destroy the store even more.
I don't have recarm equipped...
Oh god there are a load of boxes back there I hope he's not going for a gem
That's why I didn't use Myriad Truths.
OOC: Ok for everyone who hasn't answered I'm going to assume you have.

I found something on a "Yaldabaoth".
Uwah....

OOC: Yep
*as I can't control my power Sataneal vanishes after giving a near evil grin*
*spins into all the creates*
Don't look at me castor just just hits things. Though how couls i even summon thay right now...
*bellyflops on a big ? on the floor, going through the floor.*
Yalda-what?
@-labrys- are you ok?


Yaldabaoth.....i have heard that name before

*is still dead*
*walks into the cafe*

Hey! I'm back! Ho- God damn it what the hell is going on?
The hell? Anyway come check this out. There's a ton of images on this thing.
erm, is there anyone here that can cast diarahan on the floor? Boss is gonna be pissed...
I don't know magic, but I can do flooring no problem!
Let me look at my personas.
*is lying in a pool of blood*
@bluehairedemo

What did you find ?
*is currently unconscious due to ziodyne*
*moves over and takes a look.*
Wow those shadows we need to fight each month where tiny compared to that.
*before you can do anything, I rise out of the hole on a floating platform*
Great... we're gonna have to mop that up.

It's "Yaldabaoth", there's tons of stuff on this thing. Hell even voice recordings.
*runs upstairs*
Someone have a discharge crystal? Labrys appears to be severely shocked.
WHO PUTS A FLOATING PLATFORM IN A CAFE BASEMENT
Ishtar! Samarecarm!
*Casts on @Nasty_Crimeboy and @-Labrys-*
*can still be revived, however is still dead on the floor getting blood everywhere*
*is revived*

sup did you guys get tacos while I was dead?
@pixie, You don't?
They don't have tacos here.
It felt like I have seen him before...


*Lifts up -labrys- and sets her down in a booth*

Ok everyone , we need to take care of that shadow before boss comes to

Yu?
*looks around at the ruins of the cafe.*
I think we had bigger concerns.
I've tried... but it just keeps coming back.
I can't fight I have been in jail for too long I have no idea how anymore
Boss is gonna have our heads...
is there a place close to here where I can get some tacos though?
*while upstairs, I jump on a TNT crate, starting the 3 second fuse*
How about we all hit him with out most powerful attacks at the same time.
*sits up suddenly*

Yosuk---.........ahem...

What happened to the floor??

*starts mopping up the blood and repairing the shop*
i can probably kick the beaver a bit if you need
I'm with the big guy, I say we all hit him. Together. And hard.
If I used my most powerful attack the shop would be gone...
Does anyone hear a countdown?
@imtherealklib for one thing I don't own a cafe, also I have wings
@-Labrys-
Why were you having a dream about Yosuke?
I think that might be useful at this point and shit I do...
I think I hear something ticking
@pixie...fair enough...

@bluehairedemo..yes actually
*runs downstairs and grabs a gem that just appeared*

*runs out of the cafe*
---Can we not blow up the shop for once please?---
*pulls out my gun and aims it at the shadow*

If I fire this . ....he will come out.



You...you don't want me to do that.

*hand shakes*
... Oh shit! It did something!
Well, I don't think it's going to come back any more at least...
Ok I think he's gone
is the beaver gone now? maybe I can get some tacos
@-Labrys- Senpai...! You're oka--

*immediately dejected as she begins cleaning*

Well, yeah, cleaning is important too... Hah...

*Helps*
... huh... never mind... What were we talking about?
*comes back in riding on a baby polar bear*
That's it no more playing around. Castor. God hand!
so if I can't buy tacos I will make my own there's a kitchen here probably... just hope I don't start everything on fire like the last time I tried making tacos
This rat is starting to get on my nerves. Can we put out a dish of curry and poison it or something?
God dammit! Messiah!
*rides upstairs*
*pulls it together*

That's it. I'm killing it.

Everyone. Hit it as hard as you can. Leave no trace. Use your ultimates.

We can rebuild .
alright I'll just be here making tacos
It appears to block physical attacks. I am no good here.
What about almighty?
I've got an idea.

Furry thing, I've got a gift for you!

*chucks a Goho-M at him*
@pixie NICE!
*snickers but holds it in*
*a round portal appears, taking me back to the warp room*
@bluehairedemo I don't know. Where's fuuka when you need her?
Very well. For LeBlanc.

Mangle him... Elizabeth Bathory!

*a crazy Persona in a robe appears to use Bufudyne on the crazy platforming creature*
Huh a goho-m seemed to work.
Just pray he doesn't come back to try and get a relic. Or something.
Oh thank god.
Oh yeah, the Shiny Evangelion.

OOC: That's what I like to call Yalddy boy.
Ok...now to clea..



Um guys?


Where's the cafe ? I just see a crater
And here I thought Pixie was just fusion fodder. Looks like I'm just a jerk. Way to go Pixie!
The shiny what?
That thing needs to stick to running from boulders...
Okay I left for like an hour and come back to this. What the hell is happening?
Well, I'm not the one who destroyed the cafe this time...
Yaldabaoth, whatever you wanna call it. Someone wrote down everything about this thing, even it's ultimate goal.
I just g-.....I won't​ ask. Just...never again
Oh hey boss. How's it going?
Ummm. @-Labrys-

What do we do ?
Just super....
I got this...

*calls the Kirijo Group and beings rebuild montage...again*
B-Boss?! You're up already?
Huh, they did? Surely that's the kinda thing that'd get everyone to think them mad.
Uh...'ey boss!

There was a rat...we got rid of it...
@Boss give bitter coffee
@imtherealklib

Well...what the hell did you use? Killer Queen?
Anyway Nyx wanted to destroy us. And this thing... wanted to control us?
Oh, hi Boss!

Some animal escaped the zoo and made a mess when it broke in. Don't worry, we'll clean it up.
*swarm of men in black suits replace all furnishings, electronics, dishes, groceries then leave closing the door behind them*

*place looks like new and is perfectly clean and back to how it was before*
@Boss

Oh...um...heh...Hi Boss!!

*runs to him and tries to block his view from the smoldering crater *
Never mind....just...it's coming out of somebody's check. And it ain't mine
@Boss, well, I'll have you know Sheer Heart Attack has no weaknesses..but no..we used uh...a lot..
I'm certainly not paying for this. I'm not the one who spawned a bandicoot. Actually, where the hell did he come from anyway?
Oh, there's a fly in here...
What did nyx end up being Anyway?
*walks up to @Boss and gives him a paper bag*

*contains 6.5 million yen*

Shops earnings for when you've been done plus compensation on top of the rebuild from the Kirijo Group.
@-Labrys-
.....

You have some incredible connections, Senpai.
100 die and 1000 more are born...
The moon itself.
@Yu-Narukami...Leave the fly.
Izanagi-no-Okami....
Your shitting me
oh, ok.
Ah...thanks....
Whatever. As long as you can do this, ill keep running this curse magnet
*readies a lucky punch for Yu*

Don't do it.
Oh my. I come here to relax after a long day of painting and... what even happened? It looks as if a wave of destruction swept through he- Wait! Is the Sayuri alright!?
*grabs Yu's tongue again*

NO.
Nope. Kinda feels like a downgrade.
Sayuri...?
I'm pretty sure the Sayuri was the destroyed the first couple times the cafe opened. It's probably nothing but micro-particles by now
*Sayuri is in perfect condition on the wall*

*seems to be the one thing that constantly survives*
Oh... another blue haired person other than me?
Oh- a painting. It's fairly important.
I'm not even sure if this is the real Leblanc anymore.
Please don't tell me that aki got to punch it. He'll never let me live it down if he did.
How did a painting survive when everything else was destroyed.
Define real? It has the Sayuri...that must mean something.
Did someone just call me a fly? I think yu need your glasses checked.
Nah, he never punched the real Nyx. But the other thing... he punched... a lot.
The Sayuri has Memekarn, protection from nonsense, unlimited.
So he'll claim he punched it. Got it.
Maybe. And what about a painting?
Oh, it's fine? What a relief. Though I may have to head out early, I intended to come here for some peace and quiet but it would appear the place is packed. You have been doing very well for yourself recently, it's fairly impressive to witness just how much this place has turned around.

Though with all the destruction recently, I am unsure if that is truly a good thing...
Well... If Boss is here, then for old times sake, I request a coffee with sugar and cream.
Oh, I wouldn't mind a French Roast then! Please and thank you Boss!
That brings up a good point. With how many times this cafe has been blown to absolute shit, how did the Sayuri come back?
Well, if Boss is back... I will request a coffee with sugar and cream, for old times sake.
Hmmmm about that @Kitagawa...

SOMEONE STOP YU
Stop me from what...
Alright, coffee on

*Proceeds to slide orders across the counter*
Well this is a nice break from all of that chaos.
Well I going to head out see what kind of place this is since I ended up here somehow.

Ooc: thanks for the rp all
What's this about the Sayuri?
Sorry I was too busy burning down the building to pay attention.
Could it be that the Sayuri is surviving through the cognitive will of Kitagawa-san?
Thanks Nyarly, what would we do without you?
See you, Shinji.

OOC: You're welcome I guess? XD
@Phantom_Trickster

Stop me? From what?
*takes off apron and hangs it up before sitting down in cardboard box next to counter*

I will leave it to you @Boss...
*Begins to fall asleep again*
How much Boss?
(It's a joke)
@ShinjiroAragaki
OOC: No problem, it was fun
@-Labrys-
What's up with you and boxes?
@ShinjiroAragaki Ciao Big guy!
Well...aa well that ends well....


Make it a triple Boss.

*slides you ¥10,000*

Just dont ask questions
@-Labrys-

Actually...those were my last for the night. I picked up ingredients for a big sushi meal.

I leave the cafe to you, here's the keys to lock up
Though, since I have confirmed the painting is safe I suppose I should be leaving now. It is unfortunate that I can not stay, but this place is much too crowded for what I had planned.
Survive, probably @hazama
@ShinjiroAragaki later ! *waves*

OOC: NP that was fun
@-Labrys- Umm... Senpai? Please try not to get hurt again. I was worried...
Ye, who wish for power and hold potential. Step forth and claim thy will as thou own.
*walks in*

Ummm.... Was my big brother here recently?
Woah, it's night already? Guess time flies when you're trying to catch a marsupial shadow.
GAH! Another one!
Ah...okay. Will do @Boss....

*gets up out of box and puts apron back on*

Here Boss..

*hands some strawberry ice cream mochi*

I'll do you proud sir..!

*begins working on everyone's orders*
Im gonna go home, @-Labrys- I trust you can handle this.

OOC: I need some sleep. School tomorrow and I've had a long day. Goodnight all, you guys are the best!
I'd better get back to the palace before Kamoshida notices I've been slacking off work.

*flies out the door*
A shadow! Izanagi-no-Okami!
Ziodyne!
I'm sorry if he did anything troubling. He's kind of... brainless.

I originally sent him out to get me a new battery for my laptop.
YU! NO! LUCKY PUNCH!

*leaps in front of Izanagi*
Stop hurting people. that's my job.
*proceeds to take the brunt of Ziodyne*

zzt..ow..
OOC: Night!

... Well since Boss is gone... *He pulls out... a bottle of vodka?*
Hahaha! But I want to destroy everything!
OOC: Goodnight man. I'm gonna stick around some more, since i dont have class tomorrow.

*slides @Phantom_Trickster a triple*
Here ya go Phantom-kun!
*still shocked*

zzt...know there's...another...yu?
Not this again...

@-labrys- we need a better solution or we are going to lose the cafe
*takes bottle from @bluehairedemo*

Nuh uh uhhh! Break the rules, and you get chain-knuckled son.
Ha... I zoned out for a second there...
My big brother wasn't that big of a problem, was he?
speaking of boss being gone, Time to spread havoc. Persona users, this place is Yaldaboath in disguise. So yeah, feel free to burn it alive. and remember, have fun.
Also OOC: have fun with school, and try not to die.
Oh c'mon! Boss never said I couldn't drink!
OOC: Words to live by...
*stabilizes condition*

Yu...you really...REALLY...need to cut it out with the itchy trigger finger..
*snaps fingers which makes some sparks*

Listen up everyone! If anyone puts a toe out of line and causes trouble, you're getting your ass handed to you and you're going out that door!
Do not believe @nyarlathotep. He is a great deceiver that will guide humanity towards destruction.
And no tiny rodent girl, he wasn't a big problem, we just didn't know how to deal with him..
Yes ma'am. *salute*
OOC: Good luck at school boss!
@-Labrys-
Jesus. You suddenly got hostile.
So, I'm guessing Crash is the reason everyone is on edge?
*nods* let me just drink a triple espresso
@-Labrys-

Understood Ma'am!
Again, I'm sorry for any mess he caused.

Before I leave though, I might as well order a coffee.
I don't like to fight. But if it's to protect my friends and or something I care about...

*sigh*
But I crave chaos and destruction!
Well... can I get more coffee?
Well shit... Fine, guess I'll just smoke a cigar in this corner. Y'know, by the very flammable plant.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
*slides @Coco-Bandicoot a coffee with a small plate of sugar cubes and cup of creamer*

Here ya go. That'll be ¥1000. And Sorry @Phantom_Trickster...It's been a very very long past couple of days...I've rebuilt the cafe three times...