@bluehairedemo Umm... I had a bit to drink and passed out on a box... I also tried to kill a stripper pole. I will moderate next time... And then there was Crash Bandicoot. It was quite a day...
@bluehairedemo A stripper pole was assigned at the club. A duck danced on it. I tried to destroy the pole and the duck via request. The pole was resilient...
Look at it this way, which would be funnier as the most replied-to thread on the site: -One installment in a series of RP threads or -A smut RP thread that was overrun with shitposters
...is this gonna be a full blown time loop and another minato will walk through the door, get curry, and say the same thing and loop the conversation in a few, but each time we get a new minato?
*Mumbling while asleep face first into an empty mega beef bowl.* dancing...shadows... existence ending at the hands of an interdimensional being...meat...
Stay awake or find a way to neutralize that habit of yours. Or else I'll tell Yosuke-kun and Dojima-san about your Detective Witch porn collection that you hid in the floor boards of your room back in Inaba.
Hello. I'm Elizabeth from reality control. I've been called out to this cafe to investigate some dimensional disturbance. Have any of you seen anything strange recently? Like multiple clones of a blue haired young man, or perhaps a crazed orange marsupial?
Both, you say? That is worrying. That was a mostly rhetorical question after all. I do fear that Erebus is kicking up a fit again and weakening the barriers between dimensions.
Well, while I'm here, I've heard you serve the humam delicacy known as 'curry' here. I would like to order 16 of your finest curries, please.
Thank you very much. I shall pass on a drink for now however; I've been meaning to drink this bottle of Muscle Juice that one of my clients brought to me earlier. From that @bluehairedemo over there in fact.
You should know what I'm talking about... I am you after all and you are me... the truth is that we were dealt an unfair destiny... One that could only result in our own death... and that is truly unjust...
It appears that the Leblanc is in fact acting as a 'bridge' of sorts; judging by the customers here, it may even exist in an infinite number of universes at once. How fascinating.
I believe that your clone is nothing to worry about @bluehairedemo; as this cafe exists outside of time, you cannot die here, and anything that happens here is inconsequential to your actual life outside of it. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're dead already.
This place also has this strange air, like it is destroyed and rebuilt as often as day follows night, regardless of the circumstance. Is there a higher power at work attempting to maintain it's business, or does reality itself simply require it's existence? I will have to contemplate this further after I finish this 7th plate of curry.
I never said that. I mean sure everything you said is true.. but nothing I can do about it now except to take it in stride. It's unfair... but it was the right thing to do.
Does it really matter? You're here. You're breathing. You are having a fun little rest. You aren't alone and here people care about what you have to say. I care. I'm here to listen @Minato_Arisato-kun.
