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WHILE PASTAFARIANISM IS the only religion based on empirical evidence, it should also be noted that this is a faith-based book. Attentive readers will note numerous holes and contradictions throughout the text; they will even find blatant lies and exaggerations. These have been placed there to test the reader's faith.

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<quote user="Mishimans">Bai new deity I'm out. Good luck getting some followers.</quote> I wish you the best, my friend.
Yet another information theft
[quote=Raidou Kuzunoha]Raidou kicks off the wall, and raises a hand in response to the blonde's question. He looked over the turnout he got, a little surprised at the size of this party. Still, the more help the better, so all's well that ends well. Gouto bounces off the boy's head, and looks over the group as well before speaking. &quot;You've got the right of it Tatsuya. We chased this bastard down after he made off with files of ours. We don't have any doubts that he's just another pawn like the others, but damn if he isn't fast. We'll catch you and the newcomers up, but for now all you guys need to know is that we're taking back what the guy hiding in here stole. That said...&quot; Raidou and Gouto back away from the wall, gesturing to it as if to allow anyone who wants to break it down do so.</quote>*The benevolent being lowers itself so that it was level with Raidou. It's presence being unknown to the unenlightened.* Raidou-chan -if I may speak to you in such an informal way- what, may I ask, was stolen that you must so desperately take back?
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Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
<quote user="Mishimans">Shady cause it looks like an educational link. It's the smart ones you don't trust.</quote> Well, not like I can change your mind! After all, I don't need everyone to share my beliefs.
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<quote user="Mishimans">Okay the next question. Is this some sort of scam? Sorry flying food thing but I got some trust issues with gods.</quote>Some people see Pastafarianism as a satirical religion. However, I assure you that we are as legitimate as any other religion. As you may know, we have a large mainstream following and we have been recognized in places like the Netherlands. However, it is up to you whether you recognize it as significant as not.
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<quote user="Mishimans">Is it even relevant to Japan ... *He suddenly smacks his face* Nevermind Japan accepts everything that can talk or even exist. *He takes his hand off his face and lookshe up at the god* So does joining the religion come with medical benefits?</quote> I will touch any who are diseased or injured and cure them with my noodly appendages.
Yet another information theft
[quote=Raidou Kuzunoha]Raidou glances at TBS, despite the being seeming to have good intentions, he still can't help but be a bit wary. Still, he budges Gouto a little to explain, and the cat obliges. &quot;Important case files, write-ups on basically every supernatural person we've come across from both before and after this Nexus place swallowed us up. There's other stuff too, but it's a trade secret, sorry...and you. The lady in the Demonica. We aren't blind to the crap you've pulled either. Watch yourself.&quot; Both detective and cat would turn to the destroyed wall and give each other a nod. From the sunlight leaking into the building, it seems to be empty minus a staircase leading up located at the far wall. Raidou follows PK inside, ushering for the others to follow. It's obvious to anyone who knows the duo that this hastiness is out of character for them, but they seem to be in a hurry to get back what was taken.</quote> <i>The omnipotent deity puts a single noodly appendage on Raidou's shoulder, tugging him back slightly.</i> Don't you think it would be unwise to rush in without any sort of plan? After all, the last thing we want is to lose anyone. Perhaps it would be best to send someone or something to scout the place first. No need to bring unnecessary attention to yourselves.
Yet another information theft
*A being, invisible to the unenlightened, watches over Raidou* I am watching you, my child.
Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
<quote user="Mishimans">Does it welcome me if I'm secretly a furry or have become one in the past? Need to know for a friend .. </quote>The church is always welcoming to new members, regardless of anything that would normally be discriminated against. We look to the future of our members, not the past or present.
Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
<quote user="Ene">That sounds pretty lewd. I just want some normal health insurance in case cult stuff almost kills me.</quote> I assure you, we are not a cult. We only wish to teach you our beliefs. Just look at our website and see how trustworthy we are! <a href='https://www.venganza.org/' class='link' target='_blank'>https://www.venganza.org/</a>

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