Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

FMS

With an abundance of god-like deities floating around, I would like to make it clear that I am in no way superior to any other being in any way. I do not wish to force belief or worship in me, I only wish to peacefully spread word of my cause. Do not feel like this religion is the be all end all answer to the universe. I do not mean to cause harm or attack any individual or group, I only strongly believe that I am the sole creator of the universe and would like others to share in this belief. My church is welcoming and invites all people, regardless of their own beliefs, gender, ethnicity, sexuality or origin. Be touched by my noodly appendages.

Mishimans

Does it welcome me if I'm secretly a furry or have become one in the past? Need to know for a friend ..

FMS

Does it welcome me if I'm secretly a furry or have become one in the past? Need to know for a friend .. The church is always welcoming to new members, regardless of anything that would normally be discriminated against. We look to the future of our members, not the past or present.

Mishimans

Okay the next question. Is this some sort of scam? Sorry flying food thing but I got some trust issues with gods.

FMS

Okay the next question. Is this some sort of scam? Sorry flying food thing but I got some trust issues with gods.Some people see Pastafarianism as a satirical religion. However, I assure you that we are as legitimate as any other religion. As you may know, we have a large mainstream following and we have been recognized in places like the Netherlands. However, it is up to you whether you recognize it as significant as not.

Mishimans

Is it even relevant to Japan ... *He suddenly smacks his face* Nevermind Japan accepts everything that can talk or even exist. *He takes his hand off his face and lookshe up at the god* So does joining the religion come with medical benefits?

FMS

Ene

That sounds pretty lewd. I just want some normal health insurance in case cult stuff almost kills me.

Mishimans

OOC: Wow my second alt mistake in history. Now I must kill anyone who witnessed this~

Mishimans

OOC: Including myself~ Also just pretend I said the above with this account rip.

FMS

That sounds pretty lewd. I just want some normal health insurance in case cult stuff almost kills me. I assure you, we are not a cult. We only wish to teach you our beliefs. Just look at our website and see how trustworthy we are! https://www.venganza.org/

Mishimans

I was raised to join cults and not trust shady links. You need to try harder then that to indoctrinate me.

FMS

I was raised to join cults and not trust shady links. You need to try harder then that to indoctrinate me. What's so shady about it? It even ends in .org!

Mishimans

Shady cause it looks like an educational link. It's the smart ones you don't trust.

FMS

Shady cause it looks like an educational link. It's the smart ones you don't trust. Well, not like I can change your mind! After all, I don't need everyone to share my beliefs.

Mishimans

Bai new deity I'm out. Good luck getting some followers.

FMS

Bai new deity I'm out. Good luck getting some followers. I wish you the best, my friend.

FMS

bump

Pancake_Knight

Um.. what if you already worship a food based god?

FMS

Um.. what if you already worship a food based god? The church welcomes all, regardless of any prior beliefs they may have.

Pancake_Knight

What if I want to worship both gods? Can that be allowed? I cant give up my pancakes

FMS

What if I want to worship both gods? Can that be allowed? I cant give up my pancakes Yes, very much so

Pancake_Knight

Hail our new noodly god!

FMS

Hail our new noodly god! R'Amen

Ramengod

*Enters the church* Greetings.

FMS

Touches Ramengod with His Noodly Appendages Greetings, my child. Here to spread the word of Pastafarianism, I gather.

Ramengod

Been a while since i saw another gods..

Aki-Joker

Oh no, I get flashbacks. Lets not make this another fight again.

FSM

Oh no, I get flashbacks. Lets not make this another fight again. I am a benevolent deity. I wish for all fighting to cease and for homosexuals to have equal rights. Been a while since i saw another gods.. Ah, but you are also a Pastafarian deity, so I hope we may get along.

Ramengod

Had a change of heart. Remember?

FSM

Did you know that people who have a change of heart are actually those who have been touched by my noodly appendages?

Ramengod

Didn't know.

Ramengod

I saw the kid here..Mishimans was his name.

Jeff-TheKiller

*throws in a random body and leaves*

Liam

Oh no! Ramen god is back!

Ruka_Maaka

PASTAFARIIIIIII

Ramengod

Dude,i had a change of heart.