Vending Machine Ultimate Redux 2.5 Remix
<i>The boy shrugs at Alex.</i>
Hey, aren't you dark and edgy? My kinda guy! The world though? Most I come across are full of uptight assholes who hate it when I have fun, that's never stopped me though! Hah, you should blow something up once in awhile, it's a blast!
<i>He then laughs at the vending machine which had hissed at him. It definitely wasn't the reaction he expected, to his delight. He took the drink and sipped it while waiting for the effects to "kick" in.</i>
Oh, so you're alive huh? Didn't expect that! So what is this shit, anyway? If this actually is ultimate power then that's fucking rockin'! I'll kill you last, ya weird little thing!
Vending Machine Ultimate Redux 2.5 Remix
<i>As if they were a spectre, a boy materializes next to the vending machine in a cloud of purple smoke with a smirk on his face. He stretches as if he just woke up from a long nap.</i>
Aahhhh, feels fuckin' GOOD to have my own body again! Now, time to fuck shit up! But first, what the hell is this thing? Some shitty technology? Hah! Let's see what you can do before I break you, tin can.
<i>He kicks the vending machine as if trying to get some kind of reaction out of it before entering "ULTIMATE POWER" in all caps.</i>