Alex walked up to the vending machine, looked left to right to see if anyone was watching and typed in dwarvish mead, the good stuff.

Niko walks over to the vending machine, remembering it from last time. "Oh, hey you." He ponders on what to type.

The 12 year old gets a nice alcoholic beverage. It’s nothing special due to how generic it is, but it’s certainly the style that was asked.

[A man wearing only a shirt and boxers and carrying a small bag on a stick comes up to the vending machine.] "Oh, that's convenient. Now where is the... Thaaaaat's not a RideVendor. Eh, can't hurt to get something out of this... Now, let's see... I wonder, can I get a Candroid out of that thing? Let's try..." [The man then typed "Taka-Can" on the keypad, expecting a small can-shaped robot to come out.]

Wait, what if?... "This is a terrible idea." He types in "T-shirt".

Niko gets a bubbling cup of something colorful and smelling vaguely of dye and fabric. The man is less lucky and only gets molten metal in a cup.

Niko takes the cup and inspects it. "Aw, fuck, I knew this would happen." He pours out the contents of the cup, he had such a great idea too.

[The man looks dejected.] "... Oh... If only Ankh were here, he'd know the way back..." [He then looks at the cup again.] "... Is this drinkable?..." [He takes the cup.] "... Eh, if Ankh or Gotou were here, they'd be saying stuff like 'Eiji, stop being dumb, don't drink this!'... And they're probably right, this is a terrible idea." [He throws the cup in a trash can and then types "Something Drinkable" on the keypad.]

As if they were a spectre, a boy materializes next to the vending machine in a cloud of purple smoke with a smirk on his face. He stretches as if he just woke up from a long nap. Aahhhh, feels fuckin' GOOD to have my own body again! Now, time to fuck shit up! But first, what the hell is this thing? Some shitty technology? Hah! Let's see what you can do before I break you, tin can. He kicks the vending machine as if trying to get some kind of reaction out of it before entering "ULTIMATE POWER" in all caps.

Alex chuggs the drink and looks at the boy suspiciously. "Why do you hate the world?"

With the narrator back, the kamen rider receives... a cup of clear, odorless liquid. No special things about it at first glance. The vending machine literally hisses at the kick before dispensing a cup of red liquid for its assailant.

[The man takes the cup.] "... It's not basic water, I'm guessing." [The man drinks the cup.]

It’s flavorless and has no apparent ill effects, but it’s not exactly water. It’s just something drinkable. Even the slight taste water can have is absent.

Niko taps his foot. "Damnit, what else should I do?" He decides to just simply type "Strawberry Daiquiri". "Hopefully this is good."

[He looks at the now empty cup.] "That was... An experience. I guess." [He stares at the vending machine.] "... Oooooh, I have an idea." [The man types one last thing: "Core Medal".]

More molten metal for the kamen rider. Somewhere in the world, a few core medals go missing... but that totally won’t have any negative consequences rite The catto gets a light pink beverage of sweet, sweet alcohol. Party hard catto.

[He takes the cup.] "... Yeah, I'm sure Kougami's science guys can find a way to mold this back into medals. Worst case scenario, Ankh might be missing a feather or two." [He starts wandering in search of another kind of vending machine, the cup tightly in hand.]

Niko takes the cup and smiles. "Finally. I wonder how it tastes." He takes a sip of the alcoholic beverage.

seeing as the other guy got molten metal, Alex typed in Writhing Mass of Primal Chaos

Tastes exactly what you’d expect from that specific drink. The snakes that are totally not running the machine seem to have added extra strawberry flavor. Words cannot fully describe the mass of inky... tentacle... darkness... things in Alex’s cup.

Niko's eyes get wide, they're pretty much shining at this point. "That was the best thing I have ever tasted." He chugs the contents of the cup. This can't go wrong, can it?

Absolutely. Unless you count a drunk catto as things going wrong, which I certainly don’t.

The boy shrugs at Alex. Hey, aren't you dark and edgy? My kinda guy! The world though? Most I come across are full of uptight assholes who hate it when I have fun, that's never stopped me though! Hah, you should blow something up once in awhile, it's a blast! He then laughs at the vending machine which had hissed at him. It definitely wasn't the reaction he expected, to his delight. He took the drink and sipped it while waiting for the effects to "kick" in. Oh, so you're alive huh? Didn't expect that! So what is this shit, anyway? If this actually is ultimate power then that's fucking rockin'! I'll kill you last, ya weird little thing!

"Never made something explode, but that's a good idea! Once I started an undead uprising!" As for the cup that was exactly what Alex wanted. He gave it a high five and typed another thing: 6's beer.

The boy gets a surge of power, beyond anything he’s ever felt. He can punch out any foe! Climb any mountain! ...Unfortunately, the effects only last about a day. And let’s just say that attempts at controlling this strength is the equivalent of a bull trying not to break anything in a china shop. Here comes more beer. One of the snakes is probably drunk by now.

Niko looks fine for a few seconds, then he just kinda... Laughs at nothing and hiccups. "Heeeey guuuysh..."

Alex types in Bucket of water and drinks a beer. the water better come fast.

Your wish is the machine’s command. First the molten wood, then the water.

Alex splashes the water on Niko and then thinks about splashing the wood.

The boys eyes sharpened and he let out a hysterical laugh. Hahaha! I feel great!!! Best I've felt in years! I need something to test this new power on! There any good asses to kick around here?! Give me something big and with a bad attitude! I wonder if this guy here could make something like that too? He types in "Strong, ugly enemy" in the vending machines entry and turns to Alex with a pleased expression. Hah! I like you! I think we'll get along juuust fine. If you're up for a good time, we should find a city or a village to genocide! I'd like to see how this power of yours works. He seemed amused by the... intoxicated catboy as well. Haha! What's wrong kid? Can't hold your liqour? I could drink you under the table! Kinda a perk to being a world eater.

Niko doesn't seem phased by getting splashed, he puts a finger to his lip. "Aww, now you've gotten me ahllll weeeet." He laughs at his poor attempt at a joke. "Now if you don't mind, sweetie, I shhhould get goin'." He struts off, he's probably going to go chat up every male or female in the vicinity, although he's probably going to get rejected by everyone.

A mass of muscle... stuff comes out. It’s the... equivalent of a buff slime enemy? Whatever it is, it wiggles menacingly from its way too small cup.

That's what I'm talking about! Not big on the presentation, but it'll do! He manifests a scyth from a cloud of purple smoke and swings it at the muscly blob thing... with all of that uncontrollable power. This is gonna be a mess.

The scythe literally makes the blob explode... and somehow slices the vending machine in half, making a bloody mess of meat blob and a bunch of black snakes. Why are there snakes in the vending machine?

Alex looks at his drinks in horror

Oops! Hah! Didn't expect that! I was wonder what that hissing noise was. Gig picks up one of the snakes without an ounce of hesitation and looks at it. Oi! Sorry about that, collateral damage is a product of warfare after all. Need help finding a new vessel? I bet you could help me raise all kinds of chaos!

Alex pulls out a bag of jerky and asks "Want some?"

A tall teenager with a shiny black jacket strolls over to this strange machine. He ponders his infinite choices for a moment, before typing in "estus".