[The man takes the cup.] "... It's not basic water, I'm guessing." [The man drinks the cup.]

[A man wearing only a shirt and boxers and carrying a small bag on a stick comes up to the vending machine.] "Oh, that's convenient. Now where is the... Thaaaaat's not a RideVendor. Eh, can't hurt to get something out of this... Now, let's see... I wonder, can I get a Candroid out of that thing? Let's try..." [The man then typed "Taka-Can" on the keypad, expecting a small can-shaped robot to come out.]

[The man looks dejected.] "... Oh... If only Ankh were here, he'd know the way back..." [He then looks at the cup again.] "... Is this drinkable?..." [He takes the cup.] "... Eh, if Ankh or Gotou were here, they'd be saying stuff like 'Eiji, stop being dumb, don't drink this!'... And they're probably right, this is a terrible idea." [He throws the cup in a trash can and then types "Something Drinkable" on the keypad.]

[He looks at the now empty cup.] "That was... An experience. I guess." [He stares at the vending machine.] "... Oooooh, I have an idea." [The man types one last thing: "Core Medal".]

[He takes the cup.] "... Yeah, I'm sure Kougami's science guys can find a way to mold this back into medals. Worst case scenario, Ankh might be missing a feather or two." [He starts wandering in search of another kind of vending machine, the cup tightly in hand.]

Oh man, other Kamen Riders! I wonder what they're talking ab- oh