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<i>A tall bearded man appears out of nowhere. His normally booming voice actually sounding normal for a change, the man looks around Walmart with a grave expression... What new terror have the mortals made? He'll have to look into it posing as one of them, so with that done God_God_Man bravely walks up to a random employee.</i> &quot;Ah excuse me good sir! I am but a totally normal human being looking into this, as I am in need of a new place to buy things. So could you tell me a bit about this store? Perhaps anything odd going on around it? One must be sure nothing is amiss. Have to think of the children after all!&quot; <i>Yes it's perfect, this must be how mortals talk to one and other surely? If he decides not to help... There are others who will be able to of course! His disguise is flawless so naturally it will work if he tries enough.</i>
Walmart RP
<i>God God Man notes the weapons doing nothing to any employees, and decides to delve deeper into them using his omnipotence to find out what exact these these human looking beings are as he casually walks to this HR place.</i> &quot;Indeed, I'm glad we can agree there's nothing odd about my being here in the least bit fine sir. Why I might even suggest you for a promotion for being so helpful to me!&quot;
Walmart RP
&quot;Training? Are you under the impression that I work here? Foolish mortal, I am not some peon of a company. I am simply here to look into things... I AM WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A DISTRICT MANAGER!&quot; <i>Suddenly a stack of ID and documents appears in God God Man's hands, naming him as District Manager John Freeman. Of course to the employee it would seem as though he's had them the whole time.</i> &quot;So to answer your question, yes I'd say i'm rather done with training. Why if anything I'd be training others don't you think? But enough about that, I've come to inspect the store!&quot;
Walmart RP
<i>God God Man is... Horrified by his discovery, he's seen all kinds of terrible things but this? Who would do such a thing as make these beings? Whatever this place is it's clear to him, it should not be.</i> &quot;I see then good sir, well I'm glad to hear things are fine where you are.&quot; <i>GGM notices the tear gas flowing in around him, any normal man would be coughing and choking of course. But GGM simply twitches an eyebrow and suddenly the gas is cleared from the store in an instant. Some of these people do seem to exist after all, no need to let random SWAT teams that don't belong in the county just assail them for random reasons.</i>
Walmart RP
<i> However Segata's replacement is quickly undone with a flock of GGM's eyebrow. Nothing can defeat his omnipotent powers!</i>
Walmart RP
&quot;The realm? Please, this Nexus of worlds is no man's land to mortals and God's alike. You can put something here and make it a stronghold but calling anything your own world? Laughable!&quot; <i>GGM stares down HR and glares at the thing, before suddenly 7 glowing emeralds appear around him.</i> &quot;NOW IT'S TIME FOR... SUPER GOD GOD MAN!&quot; <i>The gems fly into his body as GGM turns a glowing golden color, a nigh unstoppable flurry of punches and kicks slamming at HR before a blade of some energy appears above the thing. GGM snaps his fingers and it stabs straight down aiming to go through HR's chest. The God casually looking over at Twilight Child once he's done.</i> &quot;Indeed, I wouldn't usually come here. However this place seemed... Disturbing even to me, so I've come to vanquish evil!&quot;
Walmart RP
&quot;Yes of course... That is how these things work isn't it? Well then I'll be going now!&quot; <i>And with that GGM warps away, taking all the powers he'd given Broccoli with him. Along with disposing of The World and his emeralds for now. Can't have these things floating about for no reason where evil might get them!</i>
Walmart RP
&quot;So, you wish to challenge me then... Very well foolish thing. TO ARMS AGAINST MY GOD BRAND NERF GUNS!&quot; <i>Suddenly a pair of machine guns loaded with yellow darts appear in the hands of GGM and S.Yousuke, the guns themselves exude an aura of weakness that is centered in the darts. GGM takes aim at his foe's eyes and assuming they work the thing before them would feel lightheaded and it's eyesight would grow weaker.</i> &quot;I know not what you are but enslaving people in mass is something I shall not allow! I AM GOD GOD MAN AND I SHALL DISPENSE JUSTICE TO ALL WHO BRING TWISTED SCHEMES BEFORE ME!
Walmart RP
<i>GGM eyes Twilight for a moment, for some reason the person before him seems just a bit off.</i> &quot;I see then, yes perhaps we should all simply leave the place behind? Would be best to erase it really. Just to be sure nothing can use it's power again.&quot; <i>The man begins walking out of the room, walking slowly enough to see if Twlight follows.</i>
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And it seems to be fixed, whelp no need to keep this topic around anymore.

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