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Walmart RP
In an unassuming corner of Shibuya, a new store seems to have opened from nowhere. It is large, almost impossible to miss, and has a huge, blue sign out front, reading [b]WALMART[b]. The new store seems super busy at the moment, but not to the point where it is difficult to get into
*Loads a M141 rifle and walks in wearing a coat*
Gunvolt walks into the store, "I got to get some stuff for myself and Joule..."
He isn't wearing his infamous uniform, instead, wearing a green trenchcoat with a white shirt underneath. His pants are held up by overalls and he wears a pendant and some glasses
*Walks into the middle of the store and Pulls the trigger and fires a few rounds* HANDS IN THE FUCKING AIR!!
Kirby is met by an unassuming young man, who sighs and shakes his head at the creature
M: I know you're new here, but you really shouldn't make too much noise, might scare away customers. Then they'd send you to human resources.
Gunvolt walks in to find the store to be massive, individuals of all shapes and sizes, from large,
long and lean, to short and squat, are crowded around the area, making it difficult for him to navigate, but the store itself seems to have almost everything
Oh wow, is this a fucking nexus walmart? Nice.
*Cal walks in and starts looking around.*
S.Yosuke storms into the store, the wind seems to pick up wherever he walks as merchandise gets knocked around as he approaches the nearest employee
Take me. To your. Manager.
*Takes a second to reload the rifle and Shoots the unassuming young man in the chest Three times* Idiot didn't know a real automatic rifle from a nerf gun
(edited by Kingpin_Kirby)
The large head of some glassy-eyed bug-like creature sticks in through the door. Its feathery antennae twitch.
"Do you still have any Halloween decorations?"
Its voice is distorted, and whispers come from its mouth as it breathes.
A tall bearded man appears out of nowhere. His normally booming voice actually sounding normal for a change, the man looks around Walmart with a grave expression... What new terror have the mortals made? He'll have to look into it posing as one of them, so with that done God_God_Man bravely walks up to a random employee.
"Ah excuse me good sir! I am but a totally normal human being looking into this, as I am in need of a new place to buy things. So could you tell me a bit about this store? Perhaps anything odd going on around it? One must be sure nothing is amiss. Have to think of the children after all!"
Yes it's perfect, this must be how mortals talk to one and other surely? If he decides not to help... There are others who will be able to of course! His disguise is flawless so naturally it will work if he tries enough.
{Theres a slight premonition that someone is in fact in the store. However, it feels almost as if they're masking their presence. Something begins grinning with a big smile as it looks over a variety of refrigerator models in the appliance section.}
It seems I've finally found a store where the employees are almost empty as I am. How lovely to have all these friends here.
Haha wow, this place is full of weird people. At this point I’d have expected to get used to this but mass shooter Kirby is still a shock to the system.
*Armstrong walks in and grabs all the eggs*
Time to make the mother of all omelettes.
Well now...Time to go and make some purchases and *Aims and opens fire for another employee*
I know literally none of you! Fantastic, I’ve been dead longer than I thought.
*LET THE KILLING SPREE COMMENCE! Wretches up a grenade and throws it at the propane tanks and one into the Auto body parts section*
The glorious Frogcat heelies in looking around and jotting notes down in his notebook and taking several pictures, seemingly scoping the place out
Heh. These will come in handy for future plans. For now I will get some food.
The Frogcat heelies around the store. He then stops to ask the manager some questions
Hey there, do you have any food that will suit a Frogcat such as myself? You see I need special types of food, Im not your average Frog or cat, for I am a Frogcat. So if you have food for one such as myself I would greatly appreciate some.
*Armstrong walks out of the explosion made by the propane tanks, his eggs all broken. He presses his glasses up his nose*
Who thew that?
*strange man in santa outfit walks in*
Man, black friday started early this year.
{The entity known as Null becomes somewhat more visible as it smiles at the carnage. Null stands up and opens a refrigerator on display.}
So good to know that soon I'll have some more close friends. Now, onto this strange device. It's cool and empty on the inside. Is this appliance one of my friends as well?
Yosuke walks up to a bored cashier who is checking out a small family's goods
C: Sorry, you'll have to see my manager about that. I'm not allowed to leave my post
Kirby's bullets pass straight through the employees, they simply yawn
E: Look, I can take you to the HR department if you want. Not like I'm doing anything else
Another bored employee points Heart towards the Seasonal section before falling asleep at their post
The taller, more lively man God-God-Man approaches smiles at him and begins speaking energetically
TM: Thank you for joining us at Wal Mart, always eager to have a new member of the team. Have you already been through the training? Or do I need to help you with it?
Bona finds the general manager, who greets him with a smile
GM: Have you tried our pet food section? We recently added a hybrid animal selection as part of our inclusion program
Kitagawa hears a friendly voice from directly over his shoulder
F: Sorry about the new employees, they haven't visited the HR department yet, we'll get them sorted out soon enough.
(edited by General_Manager)
Huh, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that frogcat guy somewhere before. I mean. Probably? Wouldn’t hurt to try, unless I get shot.
Cal walks over to Bona, watching the chaos and ignoring it.
Hey! Frogcat! I’m about 90% sure I know you from somewhere!
I love the smell of destruction and death and Earning money through "Legit" Transactions *The pink crimelord sucks up a Walmart employee alive and shoots a customer at the deli*
-A blonde haired man wearing a hat jumps through the window-
What is this shitty store?
*Armstrong punts kirby like a football across Walmart*
Don't fuck with this senator's eggs.
Phillip calmly walks in and retrieves a box of coffee grounds.
"This will do."
He leaves quietly after leaving a billfold on a cash register.
"Thank you."
The moth's jagged mouth opens, and a black hand reaches out and grabs an excessive amount of spooky spectacles. The hand deposits a pile of this stuff at the cash register.
"Training? Are you under the impression that I work here? Foolish mortal, I am not some peon of a company. I am simply here to look into things... I AM WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A DISTRICT MANAGER!"
Suddenly a stack of ID and documents appears in God God Man's hands, naming him as District Manager John Freeman. Of course to the employee it would seem as though he's had them the whole time.
"So to answer your question, yes I'd say i'm rather done with training. Why if anything I'd be training others don't you think? But enough about that, I've come to inspect the store!"
*Keeps casually Killing the people of the Walmart smiling and drinking a six pack and Just...Won't stop only to Reload*
S.Yosuke stares at the employee with utter rage, generating a windstorm so large I think the USA just declared another hurricane alert, as he steps towards the employee he pulls a knife out from his coat and stabs him in the neck before storming out of the store, what could he be planning?
I can't believe this! How could Walmart get more customers then Junes! You shall rue this day! Rue it!
Ah thank you I will look for some now.
The great Frogcat heelies away to look for his food
Cal decides to look for some steak knives.
Perhaps this wasn’t the best idea.....
Kirby and Yosuke find their weapons simply passing through the people here, almost as though they were never there.
Another bored cashier begins slowly, and steadily scanning out Heart's halloween decorations.
They seem to be working automatically, as their empty eyes slowly look over the materials
The tall man shrugs and gestures for God-God-Man to follow him
TM: Very well, I'll take you to the back. Nothing special after all. Lets visit HR first, that's where most of our employees see
The cashier regards Kitagawa with empty eyes, and shrugs, slowly scanning the sketchbook while they speak
C: Oh, whatever seems to be the problem? I don't think there's anything too weird going on here. Its just another boring old day at Walmart
They slowly bag the sketchbook and ring it up for Kitagawa
*The pink puffball begins to rig the ceiling to collapse on everyone in the store laughing and Gives no warning to the act of mass slaughter, but sets the plan to go into action*
Ryuji walked in with a tired look on his face before quickly seeing a display with cooked chicken. He couldnt help himself and just started eatting.
Do they even have steak knives in Walmart? Maybe I can find some regular old knives. Or butter knives. Or steak knives. Or a pool floatie.
*Makes the ceiling cave in on the store to kill them all*
God God Man notes the weapons doing nothing to any employees, and decides to delve deeper into them using his omnipotence to find out what exact these these human looking beings are as he casually walks to this HR place.
"Indeed, I'm glad we can agree there's nothing odd about my being here in the least bit fine sir. Why I might even suggest you for a promotion for being so helpful to me!"
As soon as the Kirby's charges blow.... The ceiling remains, just as it were as the explosions pass harmlessly through the building's walls
-The man shoots a random employee with 「The Emperorã€because he can-
Captain falcon crashes the blue falcon into the Walmart, then flips out of it and into the store.
YES.
Having eatting one thing of chicken Ryuji, in realising what he did desides to pay for his food like a good citizen. He takes the leftover box and scans it before paying the total into the machine. He then goes up to the General Manager and bows slightly "S-sorry! i paid for it thought, heres my recipt." he said before passing it off to the other person.
*Armstrong punts kirby again before leaving to fins more eggs.*
I will make the mother of all ommlettes yet, Jack. Just you wait.
S.Yosuke returns to the Wal-Mart with a mass of shadowy figures, all carrying knives, pitchforks, torches, and whatever mess of weapons they can find, upon closer inspection it appears that they all the same person? Then the one S.Yosuke up front stops the army and clears his throat
Ahem! Today my brothers! We shall raid our rival! Wal-Mart! They have stolen our customers, given out better deals then us! This cannot continue any longer! Today! Junes shall reign supreme! All hail The Fresh Prince Of Junes!
ALL HAIL THE FRESH PRINCE OF JUNES!
Upon yelling the war cry the army begins to trash merchandise, killing employees, in general just causing chaos in the name of go- ahem, Junes, yeah... Junes...
A swat van arrives with sirens up, aswell with 4 swats on the left side on the van holding onto a handle, they all have their guns raised and loaded with lethal rounds.
*the criminally insane joins the shadow army to destroy Walmart*
*Shou has gotten all the toys in his sack, and now exiting Wal-Mart*
Happy holiday~
*as he's waving good bye*
OOC: Is Senator Armstrong looking for some nanomachines?
Ryuji groans, of course the guy had to start destorying his faviorte walmart. He decided hed help the only way he knew how. He pulled a bat out of his ass and slapped S.Yosuke with it
Once all the decorations are scanned (a very long process), the black hand dumps some crumpled bills on the counter and pulls the decorations into its mouth. The moth's head retreats from the store, and wingbeats are heard as it flies off.
Captain Falcon also joins the shadow army, falcon punching everything, even some employees.
Cal finds a pool floatie.
Haha nice.
OOC:I killed alot of employees if that constitutes to something @swat_squad
TIME TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP!! FOR AMERICA
*boss enters the superstore, lights a smoke, and then immediately exits, seeing the incoming catastrophy and wishing to have no part in this tomfoolery*
-The bullet that shot the employee travels around the store killing every employee and customer (except the ones that are typing in the thread)-
The manager smiles at Ryuji, accepting the item and patting him on the shoulder
GM: Its alright sir, just try to wait until your break before you start eating next time. To avoid any issues
Cal wanders into the kitchen section where, amongst a variety of pots and pans, he finds a fine set of knives
God-God-Man looks into the existence of the employees and finds literally nothing, that is to say, absolutely nothing is there while the manager he found keeps walking
M: I'm fine where I am actually, had some ambition for a while, but HR took that out of me. Don't worry, its fine
Yosuke and Kirby once again try murdering random people, only to find that their weapons and wind goes straight through them, almost as though they were never there to begin with. One bored employee yawns and points to the back
BE: You look like you need to visit HR, they'll process your complaints. Eventually
The cashier regards Kitagawa with empty eyes, and shrugs, slowly scanning the sketchbook while they speak C: Oh, whatever seems to be the problem? I don't think there's anything too weird going on here. Its just another boring old day at Walmart They slowly bag the sketchbook and ring it up for Kitagawa
Oh shit, knives. Nice.
Cal picks up a particularly large kitchen knife.
Hope this won’t be too expensive.
-The bullet also goes through the pool floatie-
S.Yosuke gets hit by a bat as he gets sent flying into a trash can, getting stuck in it as he waddles around for a bit
God damn it! I will have my revenge! I swear it!
The cashier slowly counts out Yusuke's money and, after double checking it to ensure it is correct, puts it into the cash register, and hands Yusuke the receipt
C: Have a great day, and remember to come again
sigh
This is why I normally don’t deal with mortals
The swat van stops, and deploys the swat members who which begin blocking off the front entrances of wall-mart.
(edited by swat_squad)
-The man puts The Emperor away and walks over to a random employee-
Hey, do you have any empty glass bottles here?
*Ques The song from Hellsing ultimate abridged intro deploying a bombing run on the swat team*
Ryuji grins and does a cool guy pose before being knocked over by someone else "AH FUCK" he screams as he slowly but surely gets pushed out by the stamppeed. He lays in the parking lot, dead.
The random employee Horse walks over to seems to have fallen asleep, and may never wake up.
However, he was stationed near the alchohol section, which has a variety of glass wine bottles
A swat member looks into the sky then yelling; OH SHI- as a bomb comes down him and kills him instantly, the rest of the swats rush in and throw in tear gas in Walmart.
S.Yosuke finally gets out of the trash can and raises his arm to stop his army, sending them away before looking around for this HR department
I need to find some answers!
*Goes into Walmart through the vents to open fire to think a shooter is inside purely to put the swat team in disarray*
God God Man is... Horrified by his discovery, he's seen all kinds of terrible things but this? Who would do such a thing as make these beings? Whatever this place is it's clear to him, it should not be.
"I see then good sir, well I'm glad to hear things are fine where you are."
GGM notices the tear gas flowing in around him, any normal man would be coughing and choking of course. But GGM simply twitches an eyebrow and suddenly the gas is cleared from the store in an instant. Some of these people do seem to exist after all, no need to let random SWAT teams that don't belong in the county just assail them for random reasons.
The swat members do some hand signals, and begin yelling; GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!
Ryuji shits himself as his body finally dies.
A strange bird walks through the doors, feathers tousled and muddied. Walmarts in general have always felt like a place disconnected from the rest of reality.
Perhaps this one was too much so.
The jumping bullet whizzes through the bird's neck, but nothing seems to have happen. Only then does the bird take notice of the chaos within- the explosions of weapons that could only harm eardrums, a swat team deploying, and the general empty disposition of the employees.
The bird does a 180 and exits the store.
-Hol turns his attention to the wine bottles on the shelves, hoping he can find a few for him and his friend to use-
Now let's see here.
-He picks out about six of them from off of the top shelves-
None of the ordinary customers or employees seem to notice the tear gas, looking upon them,
they seem so dead and lifeless
After wandering around for some time, S. Yosuke runs into one of the few people who don't seem totally dead inside, another manager
GM: Hello, and welcome to Walmart, how may I help you
The manager yawns, having not noticed the tear gas, and finally brings GGM to a door near the back of the store
M: Just go down the hall and to your right, and you should find HR pretty easily. I think. Only door there
The cashier slowly counts out Yusuke's money and, after double checking it to ensure it is correct, puts it into the cash register, and hands Yusuke the receipt C: Have a great day, and remember to come again
*The pink crimelord Tosses a C4 Brick on the swat teams can and it blows up*
S.Yosuke crosses his arms and taps his foot impatiently, it's been far too long to finally get in contact with management
Take me to your HR department. Now. I have a complaint to make.
Cal hums and begins walking back to the registers.
The swat team strap on their gas masks and begin sweeping the store, a swat member pulls out a megaphone and begins turns it on, yelling.. TO ALL INNOCENTS, BEGIN EVACUATING IMMEDIATELY!
Wh-But I haven’t paid for my stuff yet.
You gotta be kidding me!
-Hol summons The Emperor, fires a bullet which turns the corner of the aisle, and hits one of the SWAT members in the head-
This is for you bin laden....*Calls In a nuclear airstrike on Walmart*
A swat member 'tactically' retreats to the entrance with his weapon raised and begins doing hand signs that mean 'follow me'
Cal walks up to one of the empty registers.
Anyone here?
None of the ordinary customers or employees seem to pay the SWAT team any attention, almost as though the thought never occured to them
The manager smiles at S. Yosuke and leads him through the store
GM: Glad to have you on board with the Walmart team, just go down this hallway we're about to come across, then take a right, and you'll find HR in no time
Soon enough, the two reach the back of the store, where the GM opens a door labeled "employees only" and gestures for Yosuke to go inside
A Cashier immediately appears in front of the empty register, and smiles at Cal
C: Hello, how can I help you?
The bullet hits a swat member in the eye, then going through his skull, the rest of the swats begin attempting to force the people in Walmart out.
How did.... Nevermind. We all have our part to play
Oh, hey. I’d like to buy this pool floatie and also this knife.
He places both the items on the register’s conveyer belt.
The cashier nods to cal before slowly.... Very slowly beginning to scan the items.... They pause at one point, almost as though they were.... Buffering? Before they continue
C: You know, I have a pool in my backyard. Such wonderful little things, aren't they? I don't actually swim in it of course, I just like to sunbathe to its side
GGM quickly walks to the HR door, thanking the employee as he goes and entering this room that's no doubt filled with Eldritch horrors even he dare not imagine. So with a heavy heart the God looks around, dreading whatever terrors might be inside this place.
A swat member begins running up to a cashier, and shoving the customers to the side. Call in a mass fucking evacuation! Hear me!? Mass evacuation!
Oh, cool! I don’t have a backyard, but sometimes I go to the public pool in the summer. It’s a little too cold for swimming nowadays, isn’t it?
-Hol, with the six wine bottles in his hands, runs up to the SWAT member and kicks him in the face-
(edited by The_Entire_Horse)
W-work for Wal-Mart? What a horrible idea...
S.Yosuke grumbles as he follows GGM inside HR, looking quite angry at anything that comes in his way, kicking trash cans and whatever he can find
*Takes a new approach and harasses the customers*
"Well you seem rather down don't you? So then troubled shadow is there anything I can do to help with your issues? Most would say your kind don't matter, but I for one disagree! All are equal in my eyes."
GGM looks back at S.Yosuke and smiles kindly, he's not sure what troubles the boy but might as well try to help him out.
The cashier yawns and hardly seems to hear the swat member
C: You'll have to speak to my manager about that. I'm not authorized to call an evacuation
The cashier in front of Cal yawns and finally scans the knives
C: Its never too cold for sunbathing though. I have to keep my skin so warm and healthy. A... Anyways, your total is *static noises*
S.Yosuke kicks over a few random items, such as brooms and mops, before meeting up with GGM.... They look inside the door and find....A mostly empty office room, inside of which one, smiling employee can be seen.
E: Hello, welcome to Human Resources, how can I help you enjoy your stay and be the best employee you can be?
Cal pulls out *Static noises* in cash, and hands it to the cashier.
Just shut up old man, I don't have time for you.
S.Yosuke pushes past GGM and takes a seat on the table, speaking to the employee
Alright, you better cough up what's up with this place! It's... weird! Weirder than me! Tell me why!
The cashier smiles at Cal and slowly counts out the cash, before opening the register to put it in
C: Thank you for shopping at Walmart, have a great day
Cal smiles back. You have a great day as well!
He walks out of the store.
-Hol walks up to the cashier and puts all six of his empty wine bottles on the conveyor-
"Old man eh? Sure I'm just an old man of course... I'll let you take care of this, since clearly you must be more effective then some old guy."
GGM smirks and leans back on an unseen wall, simply observing S.Yousuke with an amused look in his eyes. As if trying to question them will do any good.
"Tch, this again?!" GV goes up to Kirby, takes off his glasses, and shocks him with low voltage electricity
The employee calmly smiles at S.Yosuke, and begins working on paperwork
E: This is my home of course, haven't had any visitors in a while though. Unfortunate what happened to the last group. Anyways, is there anything you actually need of me?
Hol Horse finds a cashier who slowly begins scannign the wine
C: Getting this drunk on the job? Oh boy, I wish I had your resilience. I'd've been on the floor after the first.
Now something’s happening
It's not for drinking, it's for something else. Now how much are they?
S.Yosuke waves the old man away, he doesn't need any help, who does he think he is?
I need to know what's wrong with this place! The employee's are like ghosts! How are you still in business?!?
The cashier smiles at Horse and slowly finsihes scanning the bottles
C: That'll be Staticy noises , would you like your receipt?
The person in the HR room sighs and sets down their paperwork, standing to face S.Yosuke
???: I assume you mean my servants, yes? Well, you're half-right at least. But I suppose you'll learn about them soon enough young lad. After all, you've wandered into my domain
The person then turns to address GGM with a smile
???: Of course, I wouldn't dare keep someone of your stature, would have all sorts of problems with that. You can still leave if you want.
-Hol hands the man staticky noises-
I don't need a receipt.
"REVEAL TO US YOUR SECRETS DAMMED BEING OF NOTHING!"
With a mighty shout that could likely be heard all across the store, GGM compels whatever the thing before them is to obey his will using his mighty omnipotence. The undeniable orders of GGM ringing through their "Foe's" mind as he glares at the thing.
"Now then, if you would kindly explain to me what exactly is going here. Before I decide to simply turn you from a semi existing nothing into actual nothing. It would be quite helpful don't you think?"
S.Yosuke almost speaks up again but is cut off by GGM, instead letting him finish
Yeah! What he said! If you don't I'll blow this place down!
The person turns over to GGM slowly, they seem to be twitching, but are.... Resisting him?
???: What is happening here, is you two just waltzed into my home, and decided to try telling me what to do. I don't appreciate it, sir. Now, considering your stature, I am obligated to give you the option of leaving, but you may wish to join my servants after all.
A twisted, deadened tree begins to grow in the frame of the door S.Yosuke and GGM entered through, while the person in front of them seems to start growing and twisting themselves.
"So, you wish to challenge me then... Very well foolish thing. TO ARMS AGAINST MY GOD BRAND NERF GUNS!"
Suddenly a pair of machine guns loaded with yellow darts appear in the hands of GGM and S.Yousuke, the guns themselves exude an aura of weakness that is centered in the darts. GGM takes aim at his foe's eyes and assuming they work the thing before them would feel lightheaded and it's eyesight would grow weaker.
"I know not what you are but enslaving people in mass is something I shall not allow! I AM GOD GOD MAN AND I SHALL DISPENSE JUSTICE TO ALL WHO BRING TWISTED SCHEMES BEFORE ME!
Eh?!?
S.Yosuke takes ahold of the nerf guns and looks it over curiously, well I suppose it kinda fit, S.Yosuke then toke the gun and flipped it on, firing darts at the enemies stomach to try and knock the air out of him? I mean, what can you do with foam darts?
Rolls in on Gema, nyu.
Please cease your boss fight and take me to the appliance department, nyu.
"Foolish girl! We can't cease a boss fight after it's begun. The only way to stop it is to win the battle. To arms child!"
Suddenly for one thread only Broccoli is given the power of the Wildcard and several Personas.
Namely the most stupidly overpowered things her user can think of... If she even bothers to use it.
The creature's arms twist and grow into branchlike limbs, splitting and turning into half a dozen such limbs. Two of its limbs block GGM's darts, moving somewhat slower in the process, while S.Yosuke hits its trunk, to no apparent effect
HR: So it is a challenge then? A NErf-Off, VEry well, Remember, I never lose.
In a flash, each of the creature's limbs has another Nerf weapon, one Nerf sword, a Nerf axe, a Nerf pistol, a Nerf machinegun, and.... A Nerf Rocket Launcher? The entity slowly glides across the floor towards the pair, melee weapons waving wildly, while firing an enormous foam dart out of the rocket launcher towards GGM, and a burst of darts from its machine gun towards S.Yosuke
HR "Looks over towards Brocolli
HR: Another foolish mortal has decided to become my servant, very well, I care not if you join their challenge, for you shall fall as the others
I can roll with this, nyu.
Broccoli rides to the appliance department on level 99 Lucifer, nyu.
Brocolli manages to go through the HR wall and find their way to an assortment of stoves and ovens, nothing exciting to be found, just ordinary appliances
A man in a clean suit that's slightly untucked appears before the store known as Walmart. He carries is briefcase as usual but this time holds it up before inputting a combination onto the lock.It's a letter lock with the combination code to unlock it being a familiar term, "CARL". The briefcase opens as he pulls out the only object held within between a foam lining. He sets the briefcase onto the ground before holding the object up in his hand. It's a pen-like device with a single button on one end. The button is lit up with a red light.
"This parking lot...I apologize but such a reckless parking lot shall not suffice. To put it simply, this is a sin to all vehicle kind."
(edited by Carl_Icahn)
A tall, grey-haired man taps Broccoli on the shoulder
Excuse me, you’re going the wrong way. They’re back where you came from.
I've found what I'm looking for, nyu.
Summons several Pixies to lift a microwave to her, nyu.
Now I will be able to eat Hot Pockets forever, nyu.
Within moments, an attendant appears in front of Carl and bows to him
A: Hello and welcome to Walmart, how may I assist you today?
Also I'm pretty sure that's racist in 127 countries, nyu.
.. I honestly don't know what I expected. But have it your way! It's nerf or nothing!
S.Yosuke summons a small wall of wind to slow down and eventually stop the darts coming for him as he jumps and grabs them mid air, reloading his own gun as he dashes towards the HR, jumping onto it's back and firing darts at point blank
This is for serving fake ice cream sandwiches! Seriously. What are in those?
Does this place sell weed
He cometh.
Carl Icahn looks to the attendant with disgust in his eyes. He checks his watch before looking down at the attendant.
"While I appreciate your work ethic I must ask who's responsible for this nightmare of a parking lot. The sheer amount of accidents that have been reported here is appalling. If I can not at least speak to your manager about this I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands."
"Very well... I can do better then that. ZA WARUDO!"
Suddenly The World appears in front of GGM, holding a pair of nerf auto shotguns in it's hands as time grinds to a halt for 7 seconds. In 2 GGM has casually side stepped the rocket. The other 5 are spent quickly unloading both his Stand's weapons and his own into the limbs of their foe.
"HAHA, MY POWER IS TO USE ANYTHING YOU KNOW! THEREFORE I'LL JUST MAKE EVEN MORE ABSURD POWERS EVERY TURN!"
Dude this is trippy
I love America man
Segata replaces GGM's nerf guns with Sega Saturn Controllers.
Excellent.
Segata replaces the parking lot with a Sega Saturn, the vehicles parked there are now cartridges for a variety of Sega Saturn games.
Excellent.
Segata replaces GGM's stand with Virtua Fighter 2.
Subarashi.
A young man comes running around the corner with a thankful grin on his face.
"I've finally found it, The Bud Emporium!"
He holds in his hand a poorly drawn map that's accented by a small, pompadour wearing, chibi face in the corner. With a firm nod, Ryusei walks through Wal-Mart's main door and drinks in the atmosphere.
"Aha! With this, I'll be better than Kisaragi at making buds!"
However Segata's replacement is quickly undone with a flock of GGM's eyebrow. Nothing can defeat his omnipotent powers!
Woah video games
I want some Virtua Fighter dude
Great shit when stoned
Segata replaces GGM's powers with a Sega Saturn.
Excellent.
HR's "eyes" grow wide as it finds itself unable to move in stopped time, still concious, it is struck by hundreds of Nerf darts, slowly being buried under GGM's onslaught S. Yosuke winding up covered with him
HR: I.... Interference. I call interference...., A god, in the realm of another?
The attendent Carl is talking too slowly begins to fade away, though they smile all the while
A: Speak to the manager, sure thing, just follow me inside!!
Ryusei finds an absurdly large number of slowly moving people inside the store, truly a wonderful place to make buds
A tall, slender man with long silver hair appears next to GGM
Oh my, Didn’t expect to find someone of your caliber, still, thanks for the help
Carl Icahn seems to ease up slightly hearing how willing the attendant is. Though he notices the fading away of the attendant he passes no judgment for Carl Icahn is an understanding man and a businessman as well. He puts the strange pen-like device back into the briefcase before locking it back up.
"Very well, you lead and I shall follow."
"I-Is this supposed to be... a store?" She whispered to herself.
Saeko stood inside Walmart, having recently arrived. It was a new place, and seemed to be a well stocked general store, so she decided to take a look inside. Sega Saturns and Nerf wars were not what she had expected, and thus she slowly paced through the story, dumbfounded, her single eye twitching at the behavior of others. One wonders why she continues to try.
He looks around cautiously.
"Odd. They don't seem to be in a hurry? Strange."
He slowly makes his way towards a group of the slow moving people and smiles at them.
"Why hello there! My name is Ryusei Sakuta, I'm on a quest to find the fifteen Budcons...wait, that's not right...my mission actually has substance and character development."
He pauses for a moment.
"Grandma once told me this...no...."
Another pause.
"Searching! Destroying! Both done at mach speed...wrong..."
He sighs.
"Forget all that! I'm Ryusei! It's nice to meet you!"
"The realm? Please, this Nexus of worlds is no man's land to mortals and God's alike. You can put something here and make it a stronghold but calling anything your own world? Laughable!"
GGM stares down HR and glares at the thing, before suddenly 7 glowing emeralds appear around him.
"NOW IT'S TIME FOR... SUPER GOD GOD MAN!"
The gems fly into his body as GGM turns a glowing golden color, a nigh unstoppable flurry of punches and kicks slamming at HR before a blade of some energy appears above the thing. GGM snaps his fingers and it stabs straight down aiming to go through HR's chest. The God casually looking over at Twilight Child once he's done.
"Indeed, I wouldn't usually come here. However this place seemed... Disturbing even to me, so I've come to vanquish evil!"
S.Yosuke simply stands back and allows for GGM to do his thing, no way is he getting in the way of this Sonic OC
Yeah... you do your thing man... I'm just... gonna stand over there, away from the chaos surprisingly
The smiling attendent stands there, twitching for a moment, before they start calmly walking back towards the front doors of the store
A: Right this way then Carl sir, the manager is inside
Ryusei walks up to a random person, they pause for a moment, before talking, almost as though reciting lines
P: I'm doing quite well today, how are you Ryusei?
HR wails and begins to dissolve after GGM pierces his chest, it lets out one final wail, before vanishing
The tall man chuckles and watches the onslaught, a wicked grin flashes across his face
Ah yes, good job ending this den of evil. Your job’s done here, it may be good to move on
Carl Icahn ignores the poor attendant's involuntary movements as he follows him into the store.He assumes the poor attendant must be overworking himself. Such a commendable amount of effort and hard work. Carl Icahn wishes that more people at his own company would have such work ethic.
"I hope the manager is willing to hear out my complaints. Parking is a very serious issue..."
GGM eyes Twilight for a moment, for some reason the person before him seems just a bit off.
"I see then, yes perhaps we should all simply leave the place behind? Would be best to erase it really. Just to be sure nothing can use it's power again."
The man begins walking out of the room, walking slowly enough to see if Twlight follows.
Ryusei looks at the person with interest. Clearly something is off.
"Are you okay? You seem a bit...robotic?"
The attendent pauses upon reaching the store's automatic door. The door opens wide, and a little ways inside, a manager can be seen talking to an old lady
M: I'm sure your cat will be just fine ma'am, after all, you did get our patented flea medicine
GGM finds himself back in the empty hallway. The brooms and mops are leaned against the wall along the way
The person smiles back at Ryusei and holds out their hand
P: Of course I'm fine. Sorry I didn't introduce myself. My name is Staticky noises . Are you sure you're feeling well?
Twilight doesn’t move from his position, instead, GGM feels a tap on his shoulder
Don’t worry about that.... With its master defeated, this place will fade away soon enough. All magical locations do.
"Yes of course... That is how these things work isn't it? Well then I'll be going now!"
And with that GGM warps away, taking all the powers he'd given Broccoli with him. Along with disposing of The World and his emeralds for now. Can't have these things floating about for no reason where evil might get them!
I failed you Osama...
Slowly, and steadily, the accursed store fades away into nothingness, taking the employees and most of the customers with them. This leaves behind an empty parking lot, and one, tall, grey-haired figure, standing near a pile of dust. The figure kicks up the dust, before vanishing as though they were never there
GV throws Kirby out the store, "Don't do this again!"