I am a Steak. The true Steak. <br> <br> You have angered me, and thus, I shall punish you all !!!!!

*the dagger skewers him slightly <br> <br> hmmmm that feels pretty good human <br> <br> I am the Meat god, I rule over all steaks and dead cows in this world !

If you go back on your word now mortal, I may refrain from killing you. You are after all the one true skewer fated to pierce my meaty steak !

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKSRJHFOIAZHERPOAPRZEOqôzrhfpiahzêofZHPEIUFBMQPOJRÖUAHJHZemfopqher^gQLJRFKAMZERLJFNKQSJDPVIqboaqzre^ùganrfmpkbAZBPRFOIUABEORFIHBAOLIREH¨faourpgaiucroiqpievôquibgroufvb aiperubgpiaygzebqmckshôagighrpiubfmikJZEÖFUGAPYRGUA¨GHGËAGPIUERPFIUGH... <br> <br> <span class='image' image='https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328424704341835776/329733394776981506/wasted_steak.png'>Click to load png image (size - 51 kb)</span> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> * on this day, a god had perished. It wasn't just any silly god though. it was the almight god of fsteaks whom held dominion over dead cows and their juicy greasy meats. From today forth, none of fake Inaba's steak skewers would ever taste the same

( this is a no violence place isn't it ? ;-;)

I don't really know. I felt a disturbance in the Fsteak and went searching for the source. it has disapeared but I fully intend to find it as soon as possible!

*to prince <br> <br> h-hey.. pal? c-could you lend me a hand? I think there's some fiend who plans on EATING ME ! EATING !! of all the things he could do with my perfectly fattened meat !

I am a god. why would I threaten the very beings who whorship me ?

*floats in, his juicy appendage greasing up everything it touches <br> <br> Good day to you all mortals !

You buy it. put it on a road roller in the sahara. pray to me, the steak god, for twenty two minutes, forty six seconds, and ninety two milliseconds. <br> <br> FLip it. and eat it.