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Somewhere in Junes
Hi, have fun, go wild, Fsteak, Murders, Mystery food X, Teddie thickens that way.
*suddenly appears* it took this long for Junes to appear...
This is a story all about how
My life got twist-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute and sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Inaba

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

When adachi who were upto no good
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil' TV and my mom got scared
She said you're movin' with Nanako and Dojima in Inaba

I whistled for a Train and when it came near
The license plate said fsteak and it had an X in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought now forget it yo homes to Inaba

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabyo homes, smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Inaba

Writer(s): Jeffrey Townes, Willard C. Smith
A Shopping center?
*Kalib walks by.*

I was wondering if I'd get a Walmart or some taste of home...but this'll do.
Scratch that

The Fresh Princs of Junes

In western Inaba, moved in a daze
In Junes, is where I spend most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing while down and getting unneeded hate from the town
When this one cool guy, who was up to some good
Tried to stop some murders in my neighborhood
I faced one little Shadow and my friend got scared and said
"You're getting a Persona so don't fall into fall into despair"

I can do more on request
Leo
What is this place?
Thanks Delta
How do I keep going back to Inaba? Might as well look inside.
Hi welcome to Junes, enjoy the stock of Fresh Memes
STEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

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Hi FSteak is on the left on aisle Dead Meme
Hmm... I think this place had some importance to Yu...
*walks all around in a shopping montage*
Leo
Hi

"Speaks to migrant"

Is this some kind of market?
thanks steak head !

*steaks off to the fsteak aisle
Steak head?

Your the one that made the Mystery Food X!
Junes?
It's a department store. Though I think it's under some strange management.

That or Inaba was a lot crazier than Yu or Izanami make it sound...
Hi there, welcome to Junes, where evrryday is a great day

~Everyday is Great at you Jubes~
Don't blame it all on me ! It's also Yukiko's fault !!! *steak juices drip from her mouth
*suddenly appears in the food court*
Oh its junes!
[[yaaaay]]
Like usual the Nexus has a strange effect on the places within it.
Oh hey Yu. So you have no idea what's up here, either?
Oh ! it's N-Narukami... *blushes in a steaky manner
Hey narukami !
I think I'll get myself a [f]steak.
*Walks into the food court* My head hurts.
Is that you, Chie? You look...different than I remember.
What ? of course not ! Did you hit your head Steakami ? Sheesh, don't scare me like that !
*Suddenly Yu's eyes go wide*
Uh, I have to go! No time to explain, bye!
*Yu runs off*
*takes Yu's hand

W-wait ! Narukami.. I-I mean.. Yu.. *her cheeks blush

I... I need to tell you something...
Truth? Nya?
*Yu looks at the cat version of himself in terror*
H-how importabt is it exactly, C-Chie?
WARNING WARNING WARNING

TRUTH DETECTED, TRUTH HAS BEEN OUTLAWED IN ALL JUBES ESTABLISHMENTS PLEASE STANDBY FOR MEMORY WIPE

*A giant flash happens and its as if the word truth was never said
I... This could change both our lives ! I'm even willing to abandon steak to say this ! My steak is at stake ! ( wink wink nudge nudge)
Hmm... I think I need to ask Izanami about this place...
Chei, I'm not sure if I understand what you're saying.
*Comes back with some steak.*
The truth is... Narukami... I've always loved you ! you're the sexiest steak ever ! If i have your meat with me, I could beat any one! When my eyes feast upon your savory curves, they make the world so much more meaty then it really is ! Life is like a dried and shriveled up bacon strip without you !

I love you ! Please become the skewer to my meat !!!!
I...um...I'm sorry Chie but I think of you as too much of a friend to return those feelings.
*suddenly, the skies get cloudy

you... did you ... did you just reject... me?
Yu's only love is the truth.

*puts on sunglasses!*
Is something bad about to happen?
Sorry, but Migrant is right.
ANSWER ME YU !!!! *her eyes are white.
TRUTH DETECTED EXTERMINATION MUST BEGIN
*the doors of Junes lockdown and the group is stuck in Junes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*the world is shaking. it's like the apocalypse is upon us
Yeah something bad is probably happening.
Uh, what's going on?
This is all a lie!
Well that confirms what I suspected. There's something about this Yosuke and Chie that's wrong.

That's fake.
*Eats steak*
So so we kill them or what?
oh no
*suddenly 1 giant robot falls from the sky

I HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH THE EXTERMINATION OF THE TRUTH SEEKER, EXTERMINATION COMMENCING AT ONCE

*The giant robot pulls out a machine gun and starts firing bullets
I thought this Junes looked strange...
I figured it was made out of cardboard on purpose. Saves on costs.
*Runs away from bullets and tries to find cover*
I am a Steak. The true Steak.

You have angered me, and thus, I shall punish you all !!!!!
I just wanted to eat!
*Jumps awa* All right! Time to reach out to the truth!
Izanagi-no-Mikoto! Vorpal Blade!
*The persona rushes out and begins slicing at the bullets before they hit*
Looks like were in for a fight!
*Suddenly, Nacci falls out of the sky directly onto the Robot.*
Hemera. Ziodyne.
*A large mechanical spider appears on the robot, and lightning strikes it from above.*
Why can't we have a normal thread for once?!
*Summons persona*
Brave blade!
Hehehe! HAHAHAHAH

*Out of nowhere a Yosuke comes out, however his eyes are yellow and his voice is distorted

So this is the Truth Seeker?
If you go back on your word now mortal, I may refrain from killing you. You are after all the one true skewer fated to pierce my meaty steak !
No fighting or I bring out Armageddon! *Does the No Fighting pose*
Well okay then.

Robots are weak to Psi! I think Haru said that once.

Raffles! Psiodyne!
( two simultaneous plots ftw )
You looks just like...
*The robot explodes and we are left with the Fsteak God and Shadow Yosuke
Stop fighting I don't want to see the end of the world!
What is even happening?! AND WHY??
Oh well,the robot is dead.
Whatevers happening, we just have to hold on to the truth we know.
Got something to say Truth Seeker?

*The Yosuke? Then melts into a puddle and re appears as Adachi

You've foiled all my plans!
*Nacci falls to the ground, but lands on the back of her Persona.*
Targets acquired. Engaging.
Hemera. Tripe Down.
*A spray of bullets begin to point towards Shadow Yosuke and FSteak God.*
That every day my mental health continues to deteriorate because of this place??
ANSWER ME O SKEWERED ONE !!! If you fail to comply, I will have to eliminate you at once !
Adachi? What are you doing here?
*fsteak god has plot armor on so he pretends he didn't get shot
*The shadow? Collapes into a puddle and appears back as Nacci?

You must realize, I am you, and you are I

*The bullets deal little damage
Zionga!
*Lightning shoots towards Fsteak god*
Guys stop Star is getting really angry!
Okay I'm super confused now.
I am the manifestation of lies, and my sole objective, is to hide the truth, that is why I must kill all of you.
*takes the lightning bolt and shoots it towards the steak aisle. Now, the Fsteak is ready to be skewered !


THIS IS MY LAST WARNING SKEWERED ONE !!!! ANSWER ME NOW !!!
*Nacci refrains from continuing fire, seeing as the enemy does not seem to be affected.*
Status: ineffective. Waiting for further progress.
Manifestation of lies, huh.
*Yu looks down at the card of Verum*
Maybe...
What do you want me to say exactly?
*suddenly has a HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG ROCKET!* I SAID NO FIGHTING!
I want you to accept my love for you Ô Skewered one. Accept thyne fate and Skewer me with thy meaty love ! If you refuse... I will have no choice but to mincemeat you all !
Just another normal day in the clusterfuck that is the Nexus!
*I lie down on the floor and wait for death*
I want you to accept my love for you Ô Skewered one. Accept thyne fate and Skewer me with thy meaty love ! If you refuse... I will have no choice but to mincemeat you all !
I stopped fighting I'm just hiding at this point!
I think I'll opt out of loving a giant piece of talking meat...
'( wifi had a brainfart sorry)
This is my realm, you have no power here

*The shadow collapses and comes back as Star

Im just a little god that likes to exercise my WORTHLESS power, over thoses who dont know any better!
...*points the rocket at the shadow* I'm sorry, could you please repeat that?
Very well. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE !!!! Meatnions! seize them !!!

*Out of the Fsteak aisle come three pieces of yellow steak, freshly zapped and ready to be eaten. They look at you with a pseudo menacing glare.

Meatnions: GRAAAAAWR !!!
Well Star is now going to kill us all. It was nice knowing everybody.
HEHEHA HAHAHAHA!
THATS RIGHT! IM WORTHLESS!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Leo
Why is that meat talking?
Meh.
Affirmative. It was indeed nice to know everybody.
Why do I even bother??
*Continues to wait for death*
Ha! You just said you're worthless!
I mean...
Cu sith...traesto...
*Yu disappears*
Thanks for ditching us, Narukami. POTG.
Ah but I am you, the other side of yourself, the manifestation of lies. You tell yourself your useful but what have you done other than cause trouble?
*Kalib walks past with a shopping cart full of kimchi.*

Oh! Free samples!

*Kalib stabs a meatnion with his trident and walks away, eating the delicious meat and pushing his cart.*
Star you've done many other things than cause trouble you've started events that have made everyone happy.
Leo
What is happening here?
Hemera. Mazionga.
*Lightning begins to form around the Meatnions.*
*meatgod just stares at klib, dumbfound

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well, there was the time where I hit North with a meteor, the time I kicked people in the nuts, and...yeah that's about it, but I don't cause chaos all the time.
I have no idea.
*the lightning zaps the meatnions,
they're now extra krispy. one more and they'll be as hard as the sole on my shoes.

Leo
"He talks to star"

Excuse me milady, can you explain... this?
*Stands up and walks towards a meatnion.*
LIES LIES LIES, YOU HAVE TORMENTED THIS REALM NOTHING YOU HAVE DONE HAS HAD ANY LASTING GOOD EFFECT
Hey Star, you still got that space laser?
*Kalib feeling a delicious meaty stare turns to see the God he missed.*

Mmmmmm...steak.

*A wave of bloodlust overtakes Kalib as his eyes flicker to life with fire. Kalib finishes chowing down on the Meatnion and moves to the God, trident at the ready.*

I typically like veggies to go with my meat...but I can make an exception today..
*the meatnion looks at cal, his meaty grease trembling in fear.

p-please don't eat me.. I don't know what the hell's happening... I'm just a poor dead cow....
... I'm sorry, it sounds like you want me to snap. I mean, I could do so right now, but I don't think everyone would like to see how fucked up you are after I'm done!
I've had a lot of fun with the things Star has done! The things that go wrong are always a good way to make everybody else happy!
Id like to see you try... I am you after all! Theres no way you could beat me!
Me neither. *Cal faceplants directly into a cart of phone cases*
Well then...do you really want me to snap? Because if you say yes... there's no going back.
*the god, feeling an intense bloodlust upon him turns towards klib.

Wh-what is it mortal? what do you want with me ?
You already know the answer, its a shame as you wont know the truth!
Large meat product neutralized. Beginning assault on Shadow.
*The spider Persona points 2 of it's legs at the Shadow, and they happen to be guns.*
Hemera. One-Shot Kill.
*Hemera fires a bullet directly at the Shadow's forehead.*
*the meatnion extends his greasy paws at Cal

N-need some help... budy ?
*Is not moving or talking, probably dead*
I suggest everyone who doesn't want to die take cover. We've got code star going on. I repeat, code star is active.
*Runs as far as possible in the store knowing the door is still sealed hoping he somehow lives*
*the meatnion picks cal up and runs to the anti-nuke shelter junes has in it's basement
Acknowledged. Retreating to a safer location.
*Nacci leaves the building.*
Mission failed. We will get them next time.
The truth? Wow, you really want me to snap! I mean, the truth is what the truth. Nothing more, nothing less. If you really want me to snap so badly...well, I aim to please. *The rocket disappears* ... I'm not feeling the rage, actually. Could you piss me off some more?
Why do you even resist? I have no quarrel with you, I only wish to eliminate the ugly truth!
Haha! Try to leave! You haven entered my Domain!

*when Nacci tries to leave, she feels unbearable pain
What is a God to a non-believer my succulent and delicious victim?

Leonidas...you take the right, I'll take the left.

*The spectral spartan appears out of Kalib holding his spear, but at the end there is a knife duct-taped to it.*

I shall now grade your meat. With my Persona!

LEONIDAS!

Brave Blade: Deluxe Dinner Edition!

*The spartan rushes at the God and begins delicately carving him as Kalib skewers the pieces that fall off, tossing them into his shopping cart.*
*to prince

h-hey.. pal? c-could you lend me a hand? I think there's some fiend who plans on EATING ME ! EATING !! of all the things he could do with my perfectly fattened meat !
Why? Because the truth is something that needs to be found, no matter what. The truth may be ugly, but it needs to be found.
Because people love their truth here. Even Izanami herself seems to agree.
I have no reason to, as you have dissuaded them into the meat
[Hazama ponders something, before shrugging and ducking behind a stand filled with assorted meats. Calling out from behind it he shouts:]

YOU SMELL FUNNY STAR!

[Then, he assumes the fetal position.]
Deep down you know the truth will only bring pain and suffering, if not you, somebody else does, and it gives me power!
...oh my God, would you shut up! Truth, this! Truth, that! I'm seriously getting pissed off right now!
*Yelling towards Star* Those gods that screwed you over were in the right! *He then runs even further away*
Why? Is it because you reject the Truth? Do you yearn for salvation?
Oh my god he's like Diet Izanami.
No, it's because you're being an annoying little bitch! I swear, if I hear one more thing about the truth today, I'm going on a murder spree!
So you admit to being evil? Have you witnesed the horrible truth about you?
...*something snaps inside her* that's it... Now you've done it...you pissed me off...
HAHAHAHAH, your so called friends don't even know you, watch them as you murder all of em!

*The shadow collapses and turns into multiple of Star's friends like Migrant,Yu, or even people she bareley knew, however they all hurl insults at her
I've been trying so hard to keep my rage suppressed...be passive about a lot of things...but now, I'm tired of that... I'm tired of sitting around, being happy go lucky... it's time I did something big. *A mask appears on her face*
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* on this day, a god had perished. It wasn't just any silly god though. it was the almight god of fsteaks whom held dominion over dead cows and their juicy greasy meats. From today forth, none of fake Inaba's steak skewers would ever taste the same
Hmmm? Whats this? An awakening? Foolish girl, nothing you can do can stop me!
I'm going to make life change...and the first step is to take off the mask to feel free! *Rips the mask off, summoning a large, humanoid figure* come, my reborn Persona! Come, Necronomicon!
Fool! I am you!

*The shadow turns back into Star and copy of Necronomicon appears
Yare yare tasty~!

*Kalib is suddenly wearing a very manly hat with gold badges on it. And he tilts it in dissatisfaction.*

Not much of a God now were you.

*Kalib then returns to his cart full of divine meat and kimchi.*

Well...let's see what he tastes like.

*Kalib takes a bite of the God's flesh and his eyes go wide.*

Bitch this is just Kirkland brand meat. What the fsteak are you trying to pull you shitty God?!

*Kalib grumbles as he pushes his cart of kimchi and subpar God meat out of the store.*

*Roundabout starts to play.*

*TO BE CONTINUED...*
( you jerk ! xD my meat was at least semi-good !
You might be me, but you don't have the true power I do! *Is Suddenly wearing a fancy dress with the same design as her thief outfit* if you think you're me, you've never seen me at my full power! Necronomicon, Megidolaon! *Casts Megidolaon all around herself*
OOC: Jokes on you. I love Kirkland brand. Its just, not AAA or whatever meat rank is top tier.
Hehehe, Go Necronomicon!

*The shadow follows Star's actions perfectly, never messing up
More! Cover the battlefield in explosions! *Does just that*
What dont you understand? I am you, but better, your not even worthy to call yourself my fake!

*The Shadow casts even more Megidoloan
*suddenly appears in front of the shadow* nah, JK, you're me. *Hugs the shadow* I mean, who else would know where to make it hurt?
Hmm, you've finally accepted the truth..

*the shadow disintegrates leaving behind only a dark orb

However... you are not the only one with a manifestation of lies... if you truly are a force of good, you must eradicate the other parts of me... this dark orb will latch onto another person... it will eat them up on the inside.... the person it is travelling to has already faced numerous hardships... they have lied to themselves and everyone around them... it will not be easy but I know you can do it... find this person, it is a girl with pale hair and blue eyes...

*The dark orb flies away, the doors have opened and Junes slowly restores it self
Is it over?!

OOC: did we really just get some plot from this randomness?
Ooc:yes yes we did, however this is not the last of the Manifestation of Lies, it still lives in somebody
I'm not a force of good... I'm simply the judge. *Walks out like nothing happened*
Ooc: talk about a bad last quote for all the exposition I wrote
*Hibki gets up noticing he's in the electronics section by the big TVs* Oh boy even more tvs to fall into.
Ooc: I tried! Besides, I'm pretty sure it's been established that Star is both good and evil! Also judgement day is a thing, and she's going to judge until everything is right!
Ooc: I guess that works now