Phantom Thief Applications
Codename: Beauty Thief
Weapon of choice: Anything that can kill
Special Skills: Avoiding Screen time
Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: That one mass murderer you can never remember the name of.
So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Any Heavy Metal song
Obama's last name:
Reason for wanting to join: To gain more Screen Time
Where would you take me on our first date: Somewhere with tea and sushi, that isn't in the public eye so no one would notice if I poisoned your food
Availability: I'm almost always available, just let me know ahead of time