Codename: bote Weapon of choice: titanic Special Skills: die Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Roy the Stripper So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: doug dimmadome Obama's last name: a trick question that you have to leave blank. This will be a very discrete process so details will be limited to what is absolutely necessary. Please fill out the following form: Codename: Weapon of choice: Special Skills: Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: Where would you take me on our first date: Availability: Quote Reason for wanting to join: i like boats Where would you take me on our first date: australia Availability: 9/10, I appear on water, no land

Codename: rocket Weapon of choice: compact bow Special Skills: almighty Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: if only p5 then probably Futaba but not as much as p3 Aigis or p4a unit 024 So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Probably something from a video game Obama's last name: a trick question that you have to leave blank. This will be a very discrete process so details will be limited to what is absolutely necessary. Please fill out the following form: Reason for wanting to join: i like evil is like a wasp, dangerous but what about bug spray Where would you take me on our first date: NY pizza shop but the good kind Availability: not legal yet Quote: "Ain't my fault if you end up cryin!"

No it's not friends like our friends but FRIENDS like the show. And quote wasn't part of the form it was part of the UI.

Codename: Rekoj_ton Weapon of choice: Air Special Skills: Not existing Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: that one background character that nobody knows their name So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Last Surprise Obama's last name: a trick question that you have to leave blank. This will be a very discrete process so details will be limited to what is absolutely necessary. Please fill out the following form: Reason for wanting to join: non-existent Where would you take me on our first date: no where Availability: Only at midnight on a foggy night

Codename: Dicky Weapon of choice: A pack of chips Special Skills: Eating chips Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Joey cuz he ate chips once So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Any Chip Skylark song Obama's last name: The Second Reason for wanting to join: Dunno, I'm eating chips Where would you take me on our first date: Talk to my lawyer first Availability: Everyday, all day, except when I go out to buy chips cuz the market is a bit far away and I don't like hurrying up when I'm outside so I walk slowly to get there also I sweat a lot and if I do it too fast I'll just end up all bad and honestly nobody likes that when you are waiting in line and also listen to a lot of music while I go out to buy chips also exercise a lot so don't worry. In short, saturday

Codename: Schnoz Weapon of choice: Dicky Special Skills: Posting links to Goatse in group chats Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Cramer So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Through the Shit and Cum Obama's last name: r̸̢̛̘̘̖̱͔̼̼̀̿̈́̓͂̈̌͗̍̑̇͆̅͗̕͠ȩ̵̟̫͙̻̲̬̟̲̜͎̭̟̤̭̮̹̥̹̜̮̬̘̮͇̃̐͆̀̆̆̽̅̎͆̓͑̏̋̀͛͛͋̃̋̆̕̚̚̕͜͝͝ͅͅḑ̷̧̛̠͇̝͔̯̲̩̣͎͍̓͆͛͆͒̓̒̀̈̐̄̒̾͆̇̂͌͘̚̚͝ä̴̡̯͉̰̘͕͈̲̩̤̣͈͙͔́̊̎͠ͅͅc̶̡̧͍͎̦̝͕̱̲̪̜̠͈̠̗̅ͅͅt̸̨̛͔̰̼̓̋̑̍̓͋̅̀͑͐̌̀̀̈́̎̿͐͂̆̐̂̽̚̕̚͠͝è̴̛̛͇͕̭̼̞͉̭̩̭̰̪̯̱̯͛̔̎͊͑̀̃̔̂̊̓̔̒͌̉̅͋͑̿̾͗͑̈́̋́͒̌̚͘̚͝d̴̼̞̤̮̳̬̼͚̙͔̟̭͉̮͙̗͈͎͚̳̯͓̯͇̹͇̖̈́̐͒̏̕͜ͅͅ Reason for wanting to join: Just feel like it Where would you take me on our first date: our what Availability: 1 goatse link clicked = 1 day in the party

Dicky & Schnoz are in on the sole basis that their join date has 2017 on it. Everyone else, your applications were never read lmao

Thanks Mona (:

Heck, there was nothing relevant on my application anyways

Codename: xXloliman69420Xx Weapon of choice: gold scar Special Skills: doin ur mom doin doin ur mom Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Cj So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: fortnite season 2 op Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: to get le swag Where would you take me on our first date: hell Availability: 69/7

Codename: Hollow Weapon of choice: Life. Special Skills: Sleeping Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Procasinating So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Anything that is Acid Jazz Obama's last name: ”What-” Reason for wanting to join: ”uhh why not?” Where would you take me on our first date:”uhh I'm asexual lmao-” Availability: Now.

Codename: xXloliman69420Xx Weapon of choice: gold scar Special Skills: doin ur mom doin doin ur mom Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Cj So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: fortnite season 2 op Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: to get le swag Where would you take me on our first date: hell Availability: 69/7 Based Codename: Hollow Weapon of choice: Life. Special Skills: Sleeping Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Procasinating So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Anything that is Acid Jazz Obama's last name: ”What-” Reason for wanting to join: ”uhh why not?” Where would you take me on our first date:”uhh I'm asexual lmao-” Availability: Now. Cringe

Codename: Hero Weapon of choice: Nunchakus Special Skills: Zio... Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Nobody So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Lone prayer to trigger PTSD Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: I want to do something else than staying in the sofa with my pc Where would you take me on our first date: Why would i even get a date in the first place Availability: Friday, Saturday and Sunday

Codename: Crow Weapon of choice: Light saber and laser gun, of course Special Skills: i exceed in most athletic activities, i can easily overpower every foe we might encounter and i also have near perfect aim. Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Chandler So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: a song? I would say something along the lines of blooming villain Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: It appears that i need backup to netrualize some of the people i hold a grugde upon, in return i might be able to overlook your actions instead of reporting you to the authorities. Alas you should also tell me when Joker is hiding. Where would you take me on our first date: I would like to avoid this "dating" if i can. This is no more than a a business cooperation, as soon as it's over we, as a group are done. Availability: When i'm not busy with my detective work or TV.

Codename: Hero Weapon of choice: Nunchakus Special Skills: Zio... Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Nobody So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Lone prayer to trigger PTSD Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: I want to do something else than staying in the sofa with my pc Where would you take me on our first date: Why would i even get a date in the first place Availability: Friday, Saturday and Sunday Denied for being too acceptable Codename: Crow Weapon of choice: Light saber and laser gun, of course Special Skills: i exceed in most athletic activities, i can easily overpower every foe we might encounter and i also have near perfect aim. Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Chandler So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: a song? I would say something along the lines of blooming villain Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: It appears that i need backup to netrualize some of the people i hold a grugde upon, in return i might be able to overlook your actions instead of reporting you to the authorities. Alas you should also tell me when Joker is hiding. Where would you take me on our first date: I would like to avoid this "dating" if i can. This is no more than a a business cooperation, as soon as it's over we, as a group are done. Availability: When i'm not busy with my detective work or TV. Alright, I just have one crucial additional question that is important for the reviewing process. What color is the lightsaber?

That depends on my mood. Either blue or red at times.

Codename: Lila Weapon of choice: Sniper Rifle Special Skills: Can not be deceived by cuteness Character in FRIENDS that you concern to the most: Joey So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead hack operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play ?: Layer Cake Obama's last name: Obama Reason for wanting to join: I want to do everything I want in life. Where would you take me on our first date: A cat cafe Availability: Nights, Saturdays and most Sundays unless something comes up.

Where do I apply to not join phantom thieves? I do not wish to be peon.

Codename: Winn Weapon of choice: Dual pistols Special Skills: Bless/Curse Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Joey So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Evangelion OP Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: Cause adults are effin rotten Where would you take me on our first date: Akihabara so I could show you how much of a NEET I am, then you’d break up with me and I’d have my pc all to myself again Availability: Anytime. I have no life.

Codename: Mr L Weapon of choice: Sai! Special skill: Taunt Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Chandler So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Last suprise Obama's last name: O b A m A Reason for wanting to join: Adults can be messed up. Where would you take me on our first date: The fanciest resturant i can afford, it can go up to 12000 yen. Availability: Anytime you want.

Codename: ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴsʟᴀʏᴇʀ. Weapon of choice: ᴛᴡᴏ ʜᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ sᴡᴏʀᴅ. Special Skills: ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴜᴍᴍᴏɴɪɴɢ. Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴀʏs ʙᴀᴢɪɴɢᴀ. So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: 2 ᴜɴʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ - ɴᴏ ʟɪᴍɪᴛ Obama's last name: ᴡᴀsʜɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ Reason for wanting to join: ʙᴜʀʀᴏᴜɢʜs ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ. Where would you take me on our first date: ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴄᴀʏ. Availability: ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ. ᴜɴʟᴇss ᴅᴇᴀᴅ.

Codename: fuck you mona Weapon of choice: a fucking knee Special Skills: i can eat 30 hot dogs in an hour Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: robert So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: fireworks by kathy Obama's last name: bin laden Reason for wanting to join: fuck you mona Where would you take me on our first date: the amazon warehouse Availability: saturdays at 7-7:05

sorry pal but only straight men are allowed to fuck me

sorry pal but only straight men are allowed to fuck me i think he meant it as in the hatred quote

I don't believe Mona was mentioned once in Hatred

Codename: aaaaaaaa Weapon: you Special skills: being useless Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Joey So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Mass Destruction Obama's last name: You think Obama exists? Reason for wanting to join: to get away with murder Where would you take me on our first date: whats a date Availability: 1 second

mona i will kill you and loot your corpse of all your gold

sorry pal but only straight men can kill me

I heard mention of killing and gold.

can't believe i'm in the presence of THE Luminary J. Hero

Codename: Protogent Weapon of choice: The goodsense Special Skills: permaban and demonetize your entire youtube channel Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Ross So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: The yoshi theme Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: justice Where would you take me on our first date: in my heart Availability: read at 12:25am

- - - Mona, I had not heard of this recruitment. I would prefer everyone else be informed next time so that we may help judge. Though, your choices thus far have been sound enough. You have my approval, feel free to continue. - - -

Codename: Wood Weapon of choice: Wood Special Skills: I possess the ability to eat wood Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: I don't watch friends i only watch documentaries about wood So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: That one song about wood Obama's last name: We will never know (Its Wood) Reason for wanting to join: Someone told me there was wood Where would you take me on our first date: The wood museum Availability: 9 am to 6 pm EST because that's when i eat wood before hibernation [/spoiler] Reason for wanting to join: Someone told me there was wood Where would you take me on our first date: The wood museum Availability: 9 am to 6 pm EST because that's when i eat wood before hibernation

Codename: korudo Weapon of choice: logic Special Skills:being awkward Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: I don't watch that So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: save that someone probably Obama's last name: blank Reason for wanting to join: cuz changing hearts seems fun Where would you take me on our first date: thank you no thank you Availability: almost never

that's the worst job application i've ever seen

yo, mona! im going to big bang burger. you want anything?

I will have the Racism Burger

I will have the Racism Burgerhttps://i.imgur.com/8xjGNDT.jpg

Codename:Kiddo Weapon of choice:one hand Sword and such Special Skills:mostly fire Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most:protagonist So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Obama's last name:I know it Obama Reason for wanting to join: I want to change the world Where would you take me on our first date:when summer vacation start Availability:pretty much all the time when I am free unless My parents will want me to do some work

Well, Kiddo, you failed to answer the most crucial question and got the super epic question wrong so you fail and are dumb

Codename: Sex Offender Shuffle Weapon of choice: Kamoshida's left breast Special Skills: existing. Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: Rachel So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Darude: Sandstorm Obama's last name: is a trick question that you have to leave blank. This will be a very discrete process so details will be limited to what is absolutely necessary. Please fill out the following form: Reason for wanting to join: So I can scream PERSONA! Where would you take me on our first date: Ann's house Availability: 420/69

Codename: Beauty Thief Weapon of choice: Anything that can kill Special Skills: Avoiding Screen time Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: That one mass murderer you can never remember the name of. So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Any Heavy Metal song Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: To gain more Screen Time Where would you take me on our first date: Somewhere with tea and sushi, that isn't in the public eye so no one would notice if I poisoned your food Availability: I'm almost always available, just let me know ahead of time

Codename: Dove Weapon of choice: silver sword Special Skills: I'm good at video games and learning languages, does that count? Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: I've never seen FRIENDS... So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: OSHIOKI Arcade Rabbit Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: There are some messed up people in this world who need to change for the better. Where would you take me on our first date: I don't know, an arcade or comic shop? Availability: It varies from moment to moment.

Codename: Star Weapon of choice: Metal bat for melee, Sniper Rifle for ranged. Special Skills: Dedication to finishing tasks and challenges, good eye for spotting things, graffiti, skilled planning Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: I have never watched FRIENDS Sorry fam So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Seeya - deadmau5, Colleen D'agostino Obama's last name: Reason for wanting to join: Although I am an adult, I want to prove that I want the best for society and to fight back. Admittedly, I also want to feel like I have a purpose in life and to feel like I am actually doing something important with myself. Where would you take me on our first date: The Planetarium or Dome Town! Availability: Typically nights but I can be awake during the day for special reasons! I will just be pretty tired

We already have a Star so your application is rejected

We already have a Star so your application is rejected

Codename: Fortnite Jonesy Weapon of choice: Gold scar Special Skills: Fortnite Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: The monkey that played the cd in that one episode So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: The entirity of Graduation by Kanye West Obama's last name: Fortnite Reason for wanting to join: Fortnite Where would you take me on our first date: Tilted Towers Availability: I don't know bro I just wanna play fortnite

Codename: Wraith Weapon of choice: Twin Daggers Special Skills: Master Strategist Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: I haven't watch FRIENDS so IDK So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: Mass Destruction Obama's last name: Er, Obama (?) Reason for wanting to join: I'll probably be the youngest member here because I'm a second year in middle school. I want to prove to society that we all deserve respect. Where would you take me on our first date: Arcade Availability: Usually available

Oh yeah, and crossbow for ranged

Ken?is that you?

I look at this days later and ya gotta love the fact that I was rejected based solely on "we already have that name" instead of "hey choose a new name"