archer was taken away by the gay guys in Shinjuku only to never return

Kawamommy is and will always be best girl. https://i.imgur.com/DxEdnM6.png

Codename: Wood Weapon of choice: Wood Special Skills: I possess the ability to eat wood Character in FRIENDS that you relate to the most: I don't watch friends i only watch documentaries about wood So there's a trolley that's going to run someone over. You're right by a sequence of levers that has no connection to the trolley but instead remotely operates a jukebox nearby. What song do you play?: That one song about wood Obama's last name: We will never know (Its Wood) Reason for wanting to join: Someone told me there was wood Where would you take me on our first date: The wood museum Availability: 9 am to 6 pm EST because that's when i eat wood before hibernation [/spoiler] Reason for wanting to join: Someone told me there was wood Where would you take me on our first date: The wood museum Availability: 9 am to 6 pm EST because that's when i eat wood before hibernation

best boy is lobster boy https://i.imgur.com/EAENFir.jpg