*The snake stops hissing, shakes it's head, and returns to laying it down on the counter. It's just a smart snake I guess. Or perhaps it has a 3DS and some good taste in games..? Another waiter snake with a menu slithers over to Airy, giving her a menu as well.*

*The snake continues to flick it's tongue at the guests, before it slithers off into a back room. It comes back holding a tape player, and presses a button.* "Hello, and welcome to the Snake's Eye Cafe! If this is your first time entering, then I welcome you! A few things you should know. Our patrons are very friendly towards humans, however they dislike humans pretending to be snakes." *As if on cue, all the snakes in the room hiss at Rukudo Mukuro, before returning to eating.* "Please, make yourself at home. We have a human lounge and cafe beyond this initial room. But please, don't anger our guests by stepping on them." *The tape cute out, and only the sounds of snakes can be heard.*

*The snake nods, taking back the menu, and entering the kitchen. A few moments later, the snake returns with what appears to be a cold pre-made grilled cheese sandwich on a paper plate, covered in saran wrap. Well made, it seems this was put into the fridge for later consumption.*

more like Old_Joke

*The snake at the counter looks deeply into Migrant's eyes, flicking it's tongue at her. It continues, making no movements beyond flicking it's tongue. It does the same to everyone else who enters, swapping between them every so often. Waiter snakes can be seen bringing out food for the other snakes to eat. All of the food is raw, with the mice and the eggs being eaten whole.*

*The snake goes into the kitchen, and brings back a whole egg. Not a hard boiled egg, just a raw egg. It's a snake cafe, man. It's for snakes.*

*A third waiter comes out, handing Addalme a menu as well. It still have the same options as the other ones. A fourth snake comes out, holding a pair of scissors. It gives them to Airy, before staring at the cold grilled cheese in her hands.*

*The snake at the counter hisses at Airy. Either it's really mean, or it knows something we don't. Jerk snake or omnipotent snake. Take your pick. A small snake waiter comes up to Migrant, holding a menu. On it is eggs, goat, rat, cockroach, among various other snake foods. On the back there's a list of human food, the only one of which being grilled cheese.*

*All the snakes in the room bow as Hazama enters their presence. How do snakes bow? Don't ask me, I'm just a simple snake.*

*The snakes in the room all stare at Airy. No particular reason, they just happen to be fixated on her for some reason.*