*Wanders in boredly, and then notices it's a cafe full of snakes....* Why are there so many snakes in my cafe!?

*enters* haha na no snek u never b snake B Ireland.

The smell of meat drew in a hungry young woman, now standing in the doorway. Her eye is twitching as she looks at the sight waiting inside. Her silent is finally broken. "What... in the world...."

*The snake at the counter looks deeply into Migrant's eyes, flicking it's tongue at her. It continues, making no movements beyond flicking it's tongue. It does the same to everyone else who enters, swapping between them every so often. Waiter snakes can be seen bringing out food for the other snakes to eat. All of the food is raw, with the mice and the eggs being eaten whole.*

*a mist appeared inside the cafe, with a weird quiet laugh* kufufufu *his red-left eyed changes to "一" , and created an illusion that everyone even him as a snake*

I do love snakes!

*The snake continues to flick it's tongue at the guests, before it slithers off into a back room. It comes back holding a tape player, and presses a button.* "Hello, and welcome to the Snake's Eye Cafe! If this is your first time entering, then I welcome you! A few things you should know. Our patrons are very friendly towards humans, however they dislike humans pretending to be snakes." *As if on cue, all the snakes in the room hiss at Rukudo Mukuro, before returning to eating.* "Please, make yourself at home. We have a human lounge and cafe beyond this initial room. But please, don't anger our guests by stepping on them." *The tape cute out, and only the sounds of snakes can be heard.*

".............." Saeko ran out the door.

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*Laughs a bit at the on cue snake hissing* Good one.

You will not touch my snake children. Die heathen.

OOC: Well, we've officially hit the big time, folks.

*The small fairy flies up to Migrant* Hello, miss! Would you happen to be a hero? I'm looking for the children of light so I can guide them on their journey!

*All the snakes in the room bow as Hazama enters their presence. How do snakes bow? Don't ask me, I'm just a simple snake.*

*An omnipresent voice speaks from beyond the mortal realm.* Cafes, like snakes, have two you know. Also nice cafe. More power for me and all that.

Um.... hero? I don't think I'd call myself that, but.... I mean I do try to help people I guess?

*The snakes in the room all stare at Airy. No particular reason, they just happen to be fixated on her for some reason.*

Then maybe you can help me too! In exchange, I'll help you out from time to time too! Airy the fairy is here to help!

Um... well what do you need done, exactly?

It's nothing too big, I just need you to help me find some pretty crystals! They're highly unstable and need to be fixed or the world may be in danger!

...... You don't happen to mean Nexite, do yo?

Nexite? What's that? Do those crystals have strange powers?

*The snake at the counter hisses at Airy. Either it's really mean, or it knows something we don't. Jerk snake or omnipotent snake. Take your pick. A small snake waiter comes up to Migrant, holding a menu. On it is eggs, goat, rat, cockroach, among various other snake foods. On the back there's a list of human food, the only one of which being grilled cheese.*

*Airy notices the snake hissing* Oh? Do I know you from somewhere, Mr. Snake?

*The snake stops hissing, shakes it's head, and returns to laying it down on the counter. It's just a smart snake I guess. Or perhaps it has a 3DS and some good taste in games..? Another waiter snake with a menu slithers over to Airy, giving her a menu as well.*

"Walks in" Hello.

*The fairy looks at the menu that's comedically larger than her body* I'll have the grilled cheese. I am pretty hungry and the journey here was reeeaaallly long.

*The snake nods, taking back the menu, and entering the kitchen. A few moments later, the snake returns with what appears to be a cold pre-made grilled cheese sandwich on a paper plate, covered in saran wrap. Well made, it seems this was put into the fridge for later consumption.*

Where is the waiter?

Strange, it seems as if this was encased in a plastic barrier on some sort of plate made of paper. I've never seen food prepared like this before.

*A third waiter comes out, handing Addalme a menu as well. It still have the same options as the other ones. A fourth snake comes out, holding a pair of scissors. It gives them to Airy, before staring at the cold grilled cheese in her hands.*

Oh, why thank you, Mr. Snake! *Airy cuts open the bag as she puts the paper plate back onto the counter* I wonder why someone would put food in a plastic bag in the first place. Humans are really weird.

Thanks "Looks at the menu" Do you have noodles?

*The snake shakes it's head, unable to serve what doesn't exist within the cafe. One again, the menu is eggs, goat, rat, cockroach, among various other snake foods. On the back there's a list of human food, the only one of which being grilled cheese.*

I'll try the eggs.

*The snake goes into the kitchen, and brings back a whole egg. Not a hard boiled egg, just a raw egg. It's a snake cafe, man. It's for snakes.*