Bitch that's my word. That's why. Also screw you Nexus. These foolish mortals worship the gifts I bestow upon them, such as a place to sleep all the time for some fucking reason. Like seriously....don't sleep in cafes you freaks!

Hey guys. New LeBlanc thread when?

Ms. Frizzle when though?

*An omnipresent voice speaks from beyond the mortal realm.* Cafes, like snakes, have two you know. Also nice cafe. More power for me and all that.

What Pink Guy said. Find a place that isn't a cafe dammit. Also stop trying to use my word buff man. Though you make a compelling point...is coffee not enough for these incessant 12 year olds? Must they resort to alcoholism?

Sure. You do you, Izanami-no-Moustache. Granted cafes also serve tea and some also have nice verandas overlooking a beautiful garden. So again. Thou do thou.

Et tu brute? My dear snek friend?

Everytime someone says cafe it lines my wallet. Keep it up faithful peons.

Friendly reminder: Rom is now dead to me.

Good. Come to my cafes. They always survive. Except for that one LeBlanc that's a hot spring or some shit now. Real shame that one.