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Nexus
What is a Cafe
*shifts reality, layering multiple planes of existence on top of each other, folding the world to a central point, and then in the blink of an eye everything is normal again except cafes no longer exist in the past present or future, they dont exist, you cant even think of what a cafe is, the word was never invented now go to a bowling alley or something*
Aishiomi
OUR ----- ARE GONE
Nexus
Leblanc is acceptable if Boss is in charge*
Bgammax
what's a Leblanc?
Migrant
I spent too long looking for a meme image to reply to you with. PK wasn't around to provide. Hence, "no."
Nexus
...Not sure Edgamma
Migrant
Wait, I found it. http://68.media.tumblr.com/2b4b43409f86577271d5598e1addcea1/tumblr_om9vad9lyU1s9mwh8o3_1280.jpg
Nexus
if you don't like me destroy me (✿´ ꒳ ` )
Migrant
I totally could because you're not the real Nexus.
Bgammax
don't worry, I'm planning on it
Nexus
Ignorant mortals
Gleamstar
Cafes r gay. No bein gay!!1!
Shadowwaifuaigis
Man... I feel like some coffee now... *goes to open up Moonlight*
Nexus
someone stop that bootleg
Bgammax
I'm just gonna say that I think your shoe obsession is going a LITTLE far.
Nexus
shoes??? what
Bgammax
you said Boot.
Shadowwaifuaigis
They also seem to have a leg fetish
Minato_Yuki
Why can't we just open up a Chic Fil A or something?
Rom_Dolos
You can't say ____?! Why not?!
Cafe
Bitch that's my word. That's why. Also screw you Nexus. These foolish mortals worship the gifts I bestow upon them, such as a place to sleep all the time for some fucking reason. Like seriously....don't sleep in cafes you freaks!
Bgammax
You know, I found a nice hotel to sleep in. Its pretty gr8
NotIgor
C*record scratch*es aren't in accordance with YHVH's will. Technically speaking there was never a c*record scratch* on the phansite, since c*record scratch*es serve coffee and snacks, not alcohol. Get fucked self serve pricks.
Cafe
What Pink Guy said. Find a place that isn't a cafe dammit. Also stop trying to use my word buff man. Though you make a compelling point...is coffee not enough for these incessant 12 year olds? Must they resort to alcoholism?
Bgammax
To be fair, if I had to read some of that stuff for hours today, I'd probably resort to alcoholism.
NotIgor
Reading is different than writing Edgeboy
Migrant
Eh, they'll just use caves instead of cafes.
Cafe
Everytime someone says cafe it lines my wallet. Keep it up faithful peons.
Izanami-no-Okami
Personally, I'd prefer to drink tea in a more open area. Perhaps a garden of some kind...a very peaceful garden, almost "Tranquil" if you will.
Rom_Dolos
I have to agree with Izanami on this one. I honestly have to go with tea, and nice callback, by the way...
Cafe
Sure. You do you, Izanami-no-Moustache. Granted cafes also serve tea and some also have nice verandas overlooking a beautiful garden. So again. Thou do thou.
hazama
Literally the worst threads we have are gone. Neat.
Cafe
Et tu brute? My dear snek friend?
Ohya
Keep alcohol out of ___, come to Crossroads instead.
NotIgor
That's where I draw the line Hazamod. By far the worst threads were the field trip threads. All the jokes were in bad taste and someone's character had to die for them. Frankly whoever made those threads should be in actual prison.
Cafe
Ms. Frizzle when though?
Aincrad_Hazel
Show me those threads. I must see them NotIgor.
Migrant
Sadly your garden kinda got wrecked by Chronos, Izanami. The god one, not the bad Kamen Rider ripoff attempt.
Cafe
Good. Come to my cafes. They always survive. Except for that one LeBlanc that's a hot spring or some shit now. Real shame that one.
Pancake_Knight
DID SOMEBODY SAY PK? https://m.imgur.com/QJW5sXt