The Daily Bugle but in Japan
WHAT WHO IS THAT GUY WHAT IS THAT MAN, PARKER, EXPLAIN THIS
ANYONE, TAKE A PICTURE OF IT, I WILL PAY YOU 200 DOLLARS AND THE POSITION OF THE DAILY BUGLE'S NEW PHOTOGRAPHER
"MOON MAN ADVERTISES MCDONALDS AT DAILY BUGLE. STOPPED. NEWSPAPER CREW ARE THE HEROES"
THAT'S WHAT THIS CITY NEEDS, NOT THOSE TACKY KIDS WITH DADDY ISSUE