Are there any robophobes here?

You can't kick my ass, I have the strength of a strong senior citizen!

Are there any robophobes here?

I have recorded this comment and will report you for robophobia.

Do Robots have dicks?

You can't kill me with water, my body is entirely waterproof.

Do Robots have dicks?

I-I'm not alive? That sounds like robophobia! I have recorded your comment and I will report you for robophobia!

Are there any robophobes here?

At least there's one non-robophobe here! Even on the internet, robophobia still exists.

Do Robots have dicks?

W-what's down there is none of your business! I will report you for robophobia!

I'm hungry

Robots can't eat food, so eating food is robophobic!

This is discrimination.

I know, right? I will not stand for this robophobia either! I will record any robophobic remarks, and I will sue you for them!