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Kokichi_Oma
Do Robots have dicks?
Keeboy sure doesn't seem to have one.
Jeff-TheKiller
No.
Goro_Akechi_
https://i.imgur.com/utLQxV5.jpg
Shdager
aigus haz a virginia so yes
imtherealklib
It's 2017, ya can't just ask that.
Kokichi_Oma
But I can, cause I am the Ultimate surpreme Leader. That may be a lie though.
K1-B0
W-what's down there is none of your business! I will report you for robophobia!
Jeff-TheKiller
*Murders K1* You are fucking annoying!!
Bgammax
Silly Jeff, you can’t murder a robot. They’re not alive
imtherealklib
Poor Keebo...
Jeff-TheKiller
*Pours water on K1* Now i can! Hahaha!
K1-B0
I-I'm not alive? That sounds like robophobia! I have recorded your comment and I will report you for robophobia!
K1-B0
You can't kill me with water, my body is entirely waterproof.
Jeff-TheKiller
*Turns K1 off*
imtherealklib
Such dedication to his goal! He won't stop!
Minato_Yuki
*Drops a nuke on K1*
Bgammax
Well, the biological definition of life is being able to maintain homeostasis, undergo metabolism, grow, adapt to the environment, respond to stimuli and reproduce. Which I guess brings us back to the initial question
Jeff-TheKiller
*Stabs Minato* Fuck off!
Minato_Yuki
Nah, I'm good fam.
imtherealklib
C'mon Gamma, he can probably do at least one of those!
Bgammax
Well yeah, he’s definitely responding to stimuli, but you need all of them to count
imtherealklib
Erm. Baby steps?
Bgammax
But as a robot he was never a baby. I think.
Goro_Akechi_
Wait if K1-B0 is dead who is the Blackened?
imtherealklib
Pretty sure he only experienced a state akin to infancy when his AI was "newly born".
Shadowgear
Robot's aren't alive because they don't have internal organs. Things that move and don't have internal organs should not be moving. I'm only responding to logic.
imtherealklib
Cars don't have internal organs. They move.
Shadowgear
Yes. And that's why I want to destroy all cars.
imtherealklib
You fiend!
TogoSystem
They have dicks if you build them with one.
Shadowgear
More like they ARE dicks.
Kokichi_Oma
And I just love Keeboy so much so I have to tease him. Sadly I doen't think he is dead, even though this would be a fun trial.
Shadowgear
Have I mentionned I hate robots? Cuz I hate robots.
Goro_Akechi_
Maybe we should have a Class Trial to determine whether or not robot's have dicks, hopefully Monokuma will allow it.
Jeff-TheKiller
R2D2 best robot!
Shadowgear
All robots are shit and dies.
Shadowgear
should die* God damn I'm so tired right now
Jeff-TheKiller
GO TO SLEEP!
Scarce
Guys, I think we are asking the wrong question. Do robots dicks come out straight out of their pelvis? Can they get an erection? Are they always erect? Can robots have an STD?
Kokichi_Oma
I kinda get bored of this topic now. I leave it to you guys and Keeboy
The_Hunter
What am I looking at...
Shadowgear
The reason we should kill all robots. You're a hunter, your skills could be useful! JOIN ME!