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Hello. I am Martin Karnof. I am a 38-year-old PI from St Louis. I used to work for that local area only, but after a big life-changing event that not only messed me up for life but added a 14-year-old weight with no mouth to my back... Two: Hey! ...I decided to travel around and help people with solving crimes and mysteries and what not.

General Talk Thread
So, Something happened at our school today. Someone hacked the wifi and changed the identity and password to the main network, and it seems they hacked some student's chromebook.
The Big Bang Theory Set
<i>Karnof takes the shirt as a prize.</i> Karnof: Come on, Two. TIme to go home. Two: Bazinga.
The Big Bang Theory Set
<i>Signals to the light director to shine light at sheldon's eyes.</i> Karnof: BAZINGA, BAZINGA, BAZINGA, BAZINGA, BAZINGA. HEY SHELDON, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMIC BOOK!<div class='edited'>(edited by Martin_Karnof)</div>
Nirvana Night Club
<i>A tall man walks in with a little kid following him.</i> Karnof: Kid, stay close. People might want to take you. Two: I can handle myself, you know? Karnof: I know that but not everyone knows that. <i>Karnof and Two walks up to the bar.</i> Karnof: Give me a beer, and give the kid a... ice water or something. Two: But, I want a beer! Karnof: I'm not giving a 13-year-old a beer. You're too young. Two: I'm older than you, dumbass. Karnof: Well kid, you look like a 13-year-old and I don't want to deal with the court about supplying an alcoholic drink to a minor.
Nirvana Night Club
Karnof: Cheers kid. By the way, How do you eat or drink? You don't have a mouth, so do you even have to eat or drink? Two: It's simple. I absorb the food or beverage. Karnof: Wait what. Two: Here! I'll show you. <i>Two takes off the bandana that covered where his mouth would be to show no mouth. He poured the drink where his mouth would be and it would just disappear when it hit his skin.</i> Karnof: I... I'm going to shut up now. Two: Good.
Nirvana Night Club
Karnof: Japan... How did I get here? I was in America just a few minutes ago... Two: eeeeeee <i>Karnof puts down some money to pay for the drink.</i> Karnof: Kid, it's time we head to a hotel. I told you that you shouldn't have a drink. <i>Karnof picks up the kid and carries him out of the club.</i>
Nirvana Night Club
Karnof: Bartender, Where is this place? I haven't been here before. Also, has anyone come around asking for help?
The Big Bang Theory Set
Karnof: Wha- Sheldon? What are you saying? Two: Where is the bazinga?
The Big Bang Theory Set
<i>Karnof gets to a PC.</i> Karnof: I may not know a lot of computer code, but I know this. <i>Karnof goes to the command line. He types shutdown /r &quot;sheldon&quot;</i>
Nirvana Night Club
Karnof: No. I don't mean this place. I meant what city are we in? Two: aaaaa What is building? aaaaaa Karnof: Kid, this is why you don't need alcohol. Two: EEEEEEH FACK YOU.

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