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<i>A young boy, no older than 12, sits on a broken bench a few feet away from the chaotic fight. The bench is split cleanly in two, and the boy sits still, motionless, on the tilted half bench. His nose is buried in a book. For a brief moment he looks up.</i>
"What the fuck?"
<i>He shakes his head, and continues reading. He mumbles to himself.</i>
"Must be more of Grandma's dolls."
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<quote user="BBBam04">It’d still make you an accessory to the crime. At the very least you would experience minor repercussions, such as jail time or paying a fine. Actually, if Thanos were to snap and erase half of life, could he even be tried in court?</quote>
Incorrect. Last I recall, manufacturers were not held accountable for the actions of owners of their product.
<span class="through">Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.</span><div class='edited'>(edited by Noel_Rousseau)</div>
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<quote user="BBBam04">Hey Thanos, when that gauntlet is fixed, snap <b>Noel_Rousseau</b> out of existence for me. I didn’t like being proven wrong. </quote>
Like I have said on countless occasions, the gauntlet is most likely faulty.
Snapping me out of existence would not work.
Please, don't pay attention to BBBam04, Mister Thanos.
Instead, come to Widunfexshet Incorporated, and we'll repair your gauntlet, free of charge.
<span class="through">Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.</span>
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False. I would not be an accomplice. For all intents and purposes, my role is as a weapons repairperson/salesperson. You cannot hold me accountable for he does with his weapon.
<span class="through">Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.</span><div class='edited'>(edited by Noel_Rousseau)</div>
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<quote user="BigDickThanos"><i>snap</i>
Noel_Roussea is now dead.
That's what you get for telling me what to do.</quote>
I pity this "Noel_Roussea".
May Noel_Roussea rest in peace.
Also, again, Mister Thanos, we have reason to believe your gauntlet is faulty, so it is likely that the snap would not have worked.
Please come in to have it checked out.
<span class="through">Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.</span><div class='edited'>(edited by Noel_Rousseau)</div>
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<quote user="BBBam69">What’re you doing?!?! That’s Thanos we’re talking about. Help him, and he’ll kill us all. I swear if 50% of all life disappears again I’m blaming you, Noel! </quote>
Now, now, Mister BBBam69, no need to blow your top at me.
I am simply doing as any good customer service rep would do, and I am providing satisfactory help to Mister Thanos.
<span class="through">Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.</span>
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<quote user="BigDickThanos">Fuck man how am I supposed to godmod if the one on the other side godmods harder than me</quote>
Before you blame others, have you tried turning the infinity gauntlet on and off?
From personal experience, that helps quite a lot.
Remember, try not to blame others for your issues. ^^
For all you know, it could be a defect with the product itself.
If turning the gauntlet on and off doesn't work, contact me, Noel Rousseau, lead salesman at Widunfexshet Incorporated.
And from there, I'll help troubleshoot your infinity gauntlet problems. ^^
<span class="through">Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪssᴜᴇs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs:
Rᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ Cᴏʟʟᴀᴘsɪɴɢ Iɴ Oɴ Iᴛsᴇʟғ, Tʜᴇ Hᴇᴀᴛ Dᴇᴀᴛʜ Oғ Tʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ Sᴇᴠᴇʀᴇʟʏ Mɪssʜᴀᴘᴇɴ Pᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs.</span>