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sans added to smash with fortnite man
its a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on days like these scrubs like you should be learning how to build the skeleton throws you against the wall, then default dances so intensely the ground cracks (serious replies only pls)
- - - https://i.imgur.com/4konS9A.png - - - "He's... too powerful...." Yusuke lies on the ground, breathing heavily as he attempts to catch his breath after being thrown so harshly against the ground. As he struggles to breathe, his gaze slowly shifts upwards to gaze upon his attacker. How sudden this attack was, and seemingly unprovoked. His hands curl into fists as frustration makes itself apparent on his face - He's not in a palace, he's out in the actual world. Even with the skills he has picked up, there is little that can be done against such a powerful opponent. Though, he can't give up. If he doesn't stop this skeleton here and now, who knows who else that could be attacked - Maybe even killed. No, he can't let that happen. - - - https://i.imgur.com/UaBIew4.png - - - Moving carefully, he reaches in his bag and pulls out a small blade. He swiftly unsheathes it before moving it up his face, holding the blade in his mouth as his hands begin to swiftly move. It is unmistakable, Yusuke is preparing to use his ultimate ninjutsu. In a flash, he is behind Sans, blade held at the ready to strike. "Nothing personnel, kid." - - -
elmco jumps in front of Yusuke, taking a bullet, or rather a knife, for his beloved Sans. He falls to his knees, agony clear as day upon his face. "I hope... I haven't... let you d-down... my love." With a final dramatic death line, elmco releases his final 'kek' and moves on from this harsh world.
"not so strong are you paintbrush boi" The skeleton takes a strong stance, his eye glowing bright teal. Speakers are blasting Megalovania, but something's off..a new tune has been added. Almost like the one song from fortnite. As the skeleton is teleported behind, he goes: "it's personal, bitchhhhhhhhhh" He takes out a mask he had conveniently, and begins to shift the world into some sort of metaverse. He puts the mask on, and screams out: "PISSSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A blonde man is summoned behind him, and it speaks:
Sans, I am the embodiment of your true power...Father Default. I have mastered the ways of Fortjutsu, and defeated Ali-A multiple times. Use my power wisely, my son...
With a flash, multiple bones arise from the ground as just as many shotgun blasts are fired at his attacker. Was he really defeatable?
"Just like the simulations", Micah said while cooking up a bag of popcorn in Walmart.
"Just like the simulations", Micah said while cooking up a bag of popcorn in Walmart. The skeleton gazes at Micah, freezing her in her tracks, and then says: "tiananmen state massacre april 15 1989" Every chinese player and viewer is immediately dead. They can't see such filth.
My nama sans A voice rang out, it seems a more powerful being has arrived.
"Ah fuck my popcorn is burnt", Micah replied in disappointment, "Man sans undertale is pretty bold to assume I am a XX."
My nama sans A voice rang out, it seems a more powerful being has arrived. The skeleton turns around, tears almost coming out of his eye sockets. He yells in absolute joy: "FATHER! YOU HAVE COME TO WATCH ME SLAUGHTER THESE PATHETIC, USELESS CHILDREN!" He drops to the ground, still shooting his shotgun at everyone. He looks up. "D-Don't you r-remember me, p-papa?"
- - - He feels the shift in the world immediately. A strange occurrence to say the least, but at least this gives him a true fighting chance. Leaving his blade behind in the civilian he had accidentally killed, he calls out. "Persona!" As those words are spoken, Goemon immediately at his side. Though, even with his persona, there is little he can do to avoid this monstrous attack from Sans. Using his evasion, Yusuke does his best to evade the sheer amount of attacks coming his way, but he could not dodge them all. - - - https://i.imgur.com/4a2joGP.png - - - Once again, he lies on the ground, even more wounded this time. He can hardly afford to feed himself... how is he supposed to be able to afford to be anything more than default Fortnite? Despite his best efforts, he will never be number one victory royale. The only thing good in his hands is a brush, not a gaming controller. Truly, Sans has him beat - In both fighting ability, and sheer Fortnite skill. - - -
Slowly descending to the ground from his graceful leap from out of the Battle Bus, Arsene overlooks the vast island, spotting what it appears to be a live skeleton in a conflict with several other individuals. The masked persona maliciously cackles as he lays his eyes on the skeleton. “That fellow over there looks like a fine challenger indeed... To prove my worth as the strongest persona to ever set foot on this island, I shall decimate that skeleton with my dreadful eiha attack, and claim this so-called “victory royale!’” Getting into a downward position with his sights locked on the skeleton, Arsene spreads his mighty ass wings, and with one powerful flap of them, he bursts forward, hoping to pierce himself straight through him.
As the skeleton stops facing his father, he turns to the starving artist, and pulls out a bottle of ketchup. "hey, yoyusoacke, i have something to tell you" He leans down, real close to the fox-man's ear, and whispers the deadliest words known to man...one that even the mighty TogoSystem feared. He chuckled as he thought what it would do to the man. "your..." "mom..." "GAY" He stands back, exaggerating the last word so loud, the whole world would hear it.
elmco got back up. "Wh-What...? How am I...?" elmco then noticed something. His left eye was missing, and in its place, a deep blue flame. In sacrificing himself for the one he loved, he gained the power he needed to protect him. "It's time to get dunked on."
(edited by elmco)
Slowly descending to the ground from his graceful leap from out of the Battle Bus, Arsene overlooks the vast island, spotting what it appears to be a live skeleton in a conflict with several other individuals. The masked persona maliciously cackles as he lays his eyes on the skeleton. “That fellow over there looks like a fine challenger indeed... To prove my worth as the strongest persona to ever set foot on this island, I shall decimate that skeleton with my dreadful eiha attack, and claim this so-called “victory royale!’” Getting into a downward position with his sights locked on the skeleton, Arsene spreads his mighty ass wings, and with one powerful flap of them, he bursts forward, hoping to pierce himself straight through him. The skeleton chuckles. He knows that in the Fortsmashmetaverse, no one could defeat him. Besides, what is Arsene without Joker at his side? He looks at him and goes: "skeletons don't have organs, headass" With that, he spreads his bones so that Arsene does fly straight through him. Right into the building right behind him.
He waves a hand at the skeleton, imbuing him with more power. My nama sans XDDDDDDDDDDD
elmco got back up. "Wh-What...? How am I...?" elmco then noticed something. His left eye was missing, and in its place, a deep blue flame. In sacrificing himself for the one he loved, he gained the power he needed to protect him. "It's time to get dunked on." OOC: i may turn into a camziez x shadow_yusuke copypasta machine, but be ready for that OOC: gotcha elmo "ah, it seems you have become one of me, my child..let's have some fun then.." The skeleton pulls some bones, and some blasters from his pockets. He chuckles.
Arsene fucking dies. T’was a tragic death, indeed.
(edited by Lvl-1-Arsene)
He waves a hand at the skeleton, imbuing him with more power. My nama sans XDDDDDDDDDDD "Thank you, father..now, it's time to dunk on these kids and get the NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYAL!"
The skeleton begins chanting something in another language, and then finally screams something out.. "VOICEOVER PETE, LEND ME YOUR MAJESTIC POWER!!!!"
Oh no.
A young boy, no older than 12, sits on a broken bench a few feet away from the chaotic fight. The bench is split cleanly in two, and the boy sits still, motionless, on the tilted half bench. His nose is buried in a book. For a brief moment he looks up. "What the fuck?" He shakes his head, and continues reading. He mumbles to himself. "Must be more of Grandma's dolls."
As the skeleton stops facing his father, he turns to the starving artist, and pulls out a bottle of ketchup. "hey, yoyusoacke, i have something to tell you" He leans down, real close to the fox-man's ear, and whispers the deadliest words known to man...one that even the mighty TogoSystem feared. He chuckled as he thought what it would do to the man. "your..." "mom..." "GAY" He stands back, exaggerating the last word so loud, the whole world would hear it.
- - - https://i.imgur.com/uHc559t.png - - - "Which mother?" Yusuke chuckles as he struggles to push himself back up. "The apple tends to not fall far from the tree, as you know. I am gayer than you could ever imagine. And this gayness... it gives me power that you can scarce comprehend." As those words are uttered, a radiant light shoots from Yusuke, his body thrown upwards as he begins to levitate. Power radiates off of him so intensely, that it can be seen by the naked eye. It appears akin to a rainbow mist, surrounding him, and flowing off of him. - - - "Sans... you may have power over Fortnite - But I have a power of my own..." At this, he flies upwards, raising his hands upwards as beams of rainbow energy begin to shoot down from the heavens themselves, all aimed directly at the skeleton. - - -
[quote=xx_fortnitesans_xx]As the skeleton stops facing his father, he turns to the starving artist, and pulls out a bottle of ketchup. "hey, yoyusoacke, i have something to tell you" He leans down, real close to the fox-man's ear, and whispers the deadliest words known to man...one that even the mighty TogoSystem feared. He chuckled as he thought what it would do to the man. "your..." "mom..." "GAY" He stands back, exaggerating the last word so loud, the whole world would hear it.
- - - https://i.imgur.com/uHc559t.png - - - "Which mother?" Yusuke chuckles as he struggles to push himself back up. "The apple tends to not fall far from the tree, as you know. I am gayer than you could ever imagine. And this gayness... it gives me power that you can scarce comprehend." As those words are uttered, a radiant light shoots from Yusuke, his body thrown upwards as he begins to levitate. Power radiates off of him so intensely, that it can be seen by the naked eye. It appears akin to a rainbow mist, surrounding him, and flowing off of him. - - - "Sans... you may have power over Fortnite - But I have a power of my own..." At this, he flies upwards, raising his hands upwards as beams of rainbow energy begin to shoot down from the heavens themselves, all aimed directly at the skeleton. - - -
[/quote] The skeleton chuckles, knowing he's godmodding, but who can stop such a thing? He's sans. The fortnite undertale persona-using skeleton. He faces the beams and consumes them. He faces the artist. "That all you got, bitch boy? Why don't you go back to being written about by fangirls and having constant yaoi hentai made of you? You can't defeat me. Not you, your friends, or anything. This is the end for you, Yusuke Kitagawa." He faces his ally. "Join me, Elmco..we must eradicate this...thot."
(edited by xx_fortnitesans_xx)
OOC: ay yo bois I gotta go but if this ain't locked yet by the morning (for me lol) i'll continue it or make another one, i'll prolly dm you on discord or something
elmco awakens from the daze that is his beloved's gift and display of power. He readies his stance, all charged up, standing beside the big-boned skeleton. He stares Yusuke down, and prepares a Gaster Blaster of his own. "It's my time now! Heed my call... PERSONA! I summon forth... Sheldon Cooper of the hit TV sitcom The Big Bang Theory!" Sheldon Cooper, the man who harnessed the power of the Bazinga and forged it into his greatest weapon, stood behind elmco with the same blue flaming eye. elmco raises his arm, Sheldon Cooper shadowing him. "Now! Sheldon Cooper! Use... Bazinga Blaster!" The sky is now filled with numerous Bazingas, each one even stronger than the last. As elmco and Sheldon Cooper make the motion to attack, all the bazingas get sent down from the heavens above all aimed at one man, Yusuke Kitagawa.
elmco awakens from the daze that is his beloved's gift and display of power. He readies his stance, all charged up, standing beside the big-boned skeleton. He stares Yusuke down, and prepares a Gaster Blaster of his own. "It's my time now! Heed my call... PERSONA! I summon forth... Sheldon Cooper of the hit TV sitcom The Big Bang Theory!" Sheldon Cooper, the man who harnessed the power of the Bazinga and forged it into his greatest weapon, stood behind elmco with the same blue flaming eye. elmco raises his arm, Sheldon Cooper shadowing him. "Now! Sheldon Cooper! Use... Bazinga Blaster!" The sky is now filled with numerous Bazingas, each one even stronger than the last. As elmco and Sheldon Cooper make the motion to attack, all the bazingas get sent down from the heavens above all aimed at one man, Yusuke Kitagawa. "I see you have awakened to your true power...that of one that is so powerful, no mortal can defeat it. Sheldor..Sheldor Coopen...This power is amazing. Use this to destroy the world with me, along with...fox furry man" He laughs with a great deal of "heheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheehehe" power, and looks down at the blue-haired artist. This was truly the end for him.
- - - https://i.imgur.com/8bZ9Mb4.png - - - Despite his attack being absorbed, Yusuke is calm. He knows something that Sans does not... the attack being absorbed was the point. "You speak to me of fangirls, when you have had more than I could possibly fathom." Yes, he knows the secret. He was there when Undertale was new, and everybody was lusting over the skeleton that is Sans. He calls Yusuke a thot, but the truth is, Sans is quite possibly the biggest thot this world has ever known. A grin spreads across his face at this - This thottiness... it makes Sans particularly susceptible to his attack. Yusuke notes the coming attacks, but he simply doesn't care as he raises a hand. His knuckles shine with the colors of the rainbow as he snaps his fingers. At this moment, beams of colorful light shoot from Sans' body, attacking him from the inside out. Just as this occurs, the attacks coming Yusuke's way seemingly hit their mark. As the rubble from the attacks fade, so too is Yusuke gone. - - -
The skeleton stands back, knowing this was the end for him. Was this truly the end for him? It seemed to be. He stands back, and laughs. Then grabs a stop sign from the ground. "it's time to stahp, and me to die" https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/b9/9a/54b99adbc7174f92d5ce286602661c3d.jpg He takes a final breath, and then says: "X-X-X-Xeno Carr! Who do you think you are? You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr) Gotta take that call They want you at work so, girl, go do your job Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) We all have regrets sometimes We wish to go back in time (Body, body, body, body) That's a lot of lives (Video, video) That's a lot of guys, damn Don't you wish you changed your past? Cause it's so bad Don't you wish you changed your past? Cause it's so bad Mia Khalifa Is that why you tried to quit three times? Is that why you said good bye, retired Is that why you said fuck these guys? Who do you think you are? You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr) Gotta take that call They want you at work so, girl, go do your job Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Mia Khalifa (Mia!) Fight! Hit or miss I guess they never miss, huh? You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa You play with them balls like it's FIFA You on every level, you're the leader, ooh You used to work at Whataburger Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers (And that bangs, bro) Shots fired, you're fired You're washed up, you're retired Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!) I bet that your kitty real tired Perfect! Who do you think you are? You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr) Gotta take that call They want you at work so, girl, go do your job (Mia!) (Mia!) (Mia!) (Mia!) (Mia!) (Mia!) You win!" "also @everyone your mum gie"
Frisk drops off the pubg battle bus and hits Elmco in the back of the head with a rubber chicken
elmco looks around for where Yusuke could've run to, yet he seems to have totally disappeared. He then runs over to Sans, kneeling beside his corpse. "Nooooo! My beloved Sans the Skeleton! How could you die on me!? You told me you wanted me to help you destroy the world... but how do you expect to do it if you're dead, headass?" Amongst the sobbing and tears, elmco slams his fist into the ground. "I vow... I swear on Sans' grave that I will find Yusuke and get him back for this...!" elmco gets up, takes off the hat that he wasn't wearing before but now has, and covers Sans' face with it. "Farewell my love, I shall avenge you..." As elmco turned around and began walking away, he was hit in the back of the head with a rubber chicken and died. It was a sad day, many casualties. "lol bye"
*teliports behind u an steals ur smahs ball* pshhhhh... nothin personnel
Just read all of this with that “mm what you say” song playing. Try it you won’t regret it.
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