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sans added to smash with fortnite man

<quote user="Kitagawa">[quote=xx_fortnitesans_xx]As the skeleton stops facing his father, he turns to the starving artist, and pulls out a bottle of ketchup. "hey, yoyusoacke, i have something to tell you" He leans down, real close to the fox-man's ear, and whispers the deadliest words known to man...one that even the mighty TogoSystem feared. He chuckled as he thought what it would do to the man. "your..." "mom..." "GAY" He stands back, exaggerating the last word so loud, the whole world would hear it.</quote> <center>- - - https://i.imgur.com/uHc559t.png - - - "Which mother?" Yusuke chuckles as he struggles to push himself back up. "The apple tends to not fall far from the tree, as you know. I am gayer than you could ever imagine. And this gayness... it gives me power that you can scarce comprehend." As those words are uttered, a radiant light shoots from Yusuke, his body thrown upwards as he begins to levitate. Power radiates off of him so intensely, that it can be seen by the naked eye. It appears akin to a rainbow mist, surrounding him, and flowing off of him. - - - "Sans... you may have power over Fortnite - But I have a power of my own..." At this, he flies upwards, raising his hands upwards as beams of rainbow energy begin to shoot down from the heavens themselves, all aimed directly at the skeleton. - - -</center>[/quote] The skeleton chuckles, knowing he's godmodding, but who can stop such a thing? He's sans. The fortnite undertale persona-using skeleton. He faces the beams and consumes them. He faces the artist. "That all you got, bitch boy? Why don't you go back to being written about by fangirls and having constant yaoi hentai made of you? You can't defeat me. Not you, your friends, or anything. This is the end for you, Yusuke Kitagawa." He faces his ally. "Join me, Elmco..we must eradicate this...thot."<div class='edited'>(edited by xx_fortnitesans_xx)</div>

sans added to smash with fortnite man

<quote user="elmco">elmco got back up. "Wh-What...? How am I...?" elmco then noticed something. His left eye was missing, and in its place, a deep blue flame. In sacrificing himself for the one he loved, he gained the power he needed to protect him. "It's time to get dunked on." OOC: i may turn into a camziez x shadow_yusuke copypasta machine, but be ready for that</quote> OOC: gotcha elmo "ah, it seems you have become one of me, my child..let's have some fun then.." The skeleton pulls some bones, and some blasters from his pockets. He chuckles.

sans added to smash with fortnite man

"not so strong are you paintbrush boi" The skeleton takes a strong stance, his eye glowing bright teal. Speakers are blasting Megalovania, but something's off..a new tune has been added. Almost like the one song from fortnite. As the skeleton is teleported behind, he goes: "it's personal, bitchhhhhhhhhh" He takes out a mask he had conveniently, and begins to shift the world into some sort of metaverse. He puts the mask on, and screams out: "PISSSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A blonde man is summoned behind him, and it speaks: <center>Sans, I am the embodiment of your true power...Father Default. I have mastered the ways of Fortjutsu, and defeated Ali-A multiple times. Use my power wisely, my son...</center> With a flash, multiple bones arise from the ground as just as many shotgun blasts are fired at his attacker. Was he really defeatable?

sans added to smash with fortnite man

<quote user="MyNamaSans">He waves a hand at the skeleton, imbuing him with more power. My nama sans XDDDDDDDDDDD</quote> "Thank you, father..now, it's time to dunk on these kids and get the NUMBER ONE VICTORY ROYAL!" <center>The skeleton begins chanting something in another language, and then finally screams something out.. "VOICEOVER PETE, LEND ME YOUR MAJESTIC POWER!!!!"</center> Oh no.

BEST Girl Haru (Prove me wrong fan bois.)

sans best girl xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

sans added to smash with fortnite man

<quote user="MyNamaSans">My nama sans A voice rang out, it seems a more powerful being has arrived.</quote> The skeleton turns around, tears almost coming out of his eye sockets. He yells in absolute joy: "FATHER! YOU HAVE COME TO WATCH ME SLAUGHTER THESE PATHETIC, USELESS CHILDREN!" He drops to the ground, still shooting his shotgun at everyone. He looks up. "D-Don't you r-remember me, p-papa?"

sans added to smash with fortnite man

<quote user="Micah">"Just like the simulations", Micah said while cooking up a bag of popcorn in Walmart.</quote> The skeleton gazes at Micah, freezing her in her tracks, and then says: "tiananmen state massacre april 15 1989" Every chinese player and viewer is immediately dead. They can't see such filth.

sans added to smash with fortnite man

<quote user="Lvl-1-Arsene">Slowly descending to the ground from his graceful leap from out of the Battle Bus, Arsene overlooks the vast island, spotting what it appears to be a live skeleton in a conflict with several other individuals. The masked persona maliciously cackles as he lays his eyes on the skeleton. “That fellow over there looks like a fine challenger indeed... To prove my worth as the strongest persona to ever set foot on this island, I shall decimate that skeleton with my dreadful eiha attack, and claim this so-called “victory royale!’” Getting into a downward position with his sights locked on the skeleton, Arsene spreads his mighty ass wings, and with one powerful flap of them, he bursts forward, hoping to pierce himself straight through him.</quote> The skeleton chuckles. He knows that in the Fortsmashmetaverse, no one could defeat him. Besides, what is Arsene without Joker at his side? He looks at him and goes: "skeletons don't have organs, headass" With that, he spreads his bones so that Arsene does fly straight through him. Right into the building right behind him.

Caroline: A rant.

inmate it's time for your mandatory 7 matches of fortnite with your little brother