<quote user="Archer4534">He's not me I'm not alone</quote> YOU ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE THANKS TO NINTENDO SWITCH THE LATEST CONSOLE RELEASED BY NINTENDO! SWITCH IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY IN HOME, OUTSIDE AND EVEN WHEN YOU TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!!! IT'S IT MAGIAL!?!?

IT'S RAINING SWITCH!!! HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING SWITCH <i>dances in the switch rain</i>

<quote user="Shadow-Callum">*breaks the Switch easly*</quote><i>THROWS MORE SWITCH</i> I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!!! ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME IS BUY PLAYING AND BUYING A UNIT YOU DUMBDUMB!!

<quote user="Shadow-Callum">Eff the Switch *breaks all the Switches*</quote>ITS HOPELESS YOU FOOL ITS HOPELESS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH PLAY PLAY PLAY SWITCH IT HAS NEW POKEMON IN IT!!!

oh shit i meant fun not fuck

ALSO SWITCH IS JUST 299$ AND HOUSES MANY EXCLUSIVES SUCH AS ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD, MARIO ODASSY AND MUCH MORE TO COME! NOT ONLT THAT BUT NEW AAA GAMES SUCH AS DOOM AND WOLFENSTEIN 2 NEW COLOSSUS ARE ON SWITCH TO SO ITS A GREAT DEAL WITH THIS BEEFED UP HANDHELD THAT DOUBLES AS A HOMECONSOLE!! BUY YOURS NOW!!!!!!!

<quote user="Shadow-Callum">*breaks the Switch easly*</quote><i>THROWS MORE SWITCH</i> I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY!!! ONLY WAY YOU CAN STOP ME IS BUY PLAYING AND BUYING A UNIT YOU DUMBDUMB!!

DARKNESS IS MY ELEMENT AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH <i>SWITCH GET'S STRONGER</i>

<quote user="Shadow-Callum">The Switch should never existed in the first place</quote> TOO BAD IT DOES NOW!!!! WELL TIME FOR YOU TO JOIN US!! JOIN THE FUCK ARCHER!!! JOIN <b>THE</b> <b><i>F U N!</i></b>

<quote user="Shadow-Callum">*wacks all the switches away* Stop throwing me pieces of garbage</quote> AAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH I HAVE UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF SWITCH GRANTED TO ME BY OUR TRUE GOD SATORU IWATA AND I CAN DO THIS FOREVER!!! PLAY US!!!!! BUY US!!!! <b><i>BE WITH US!!!!!</i></b>